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Currently at my aunts house, this is my dads side of the family and there are a lot of mother F*****s. Just got done eating turkey, havent seen a lot of my family in a lot of years. Kinda had a Mr. Slope thought about one of my cousins (a girl you sick F***s) it was only for a moment though, no harm no foul. Im gonna go do some drinking now, this post is not the TR, it is just the forthcoming of it. In fact I may or may not write something up, not too many interesting things and im sure BTYS' family is much more crazier than mine.

Whatever, I have become an internet geek and I had to check out BBV.


Conspire

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Summary: will get drunk, have sex with cousin, take pics and post tr.

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I woke up pretty early today at 11a.m. I look outside and there is a fresh coat of snow on the ground F***! This is the first big snow of the year and of course it happens on thanksgiving, a holiday that I do not care much about to begin with. So whatever I SSS and head out to my aunts house a little after noon. I have been living in florida for many years and I havent seen most of my family in this time so im kinda not really in a great mood for some reason. None of that S*** matters though I still show up, even though I took my sweet ass time driving over there, partly because I havent driven on snowy roads in quite a long F****** time.

Anyways I show up, get greeted you know the standard "How are you?", "Do you miss Florida?", "Its so good to see you.".

Bah

So from like 1 to 4 we just sat around and talked, then talked some more. F*** today was such a dumb day to restart using the nicotine patch. Some of my cousins were there, beat, none of them had any weed (wtf!). Then another one of my cousins who I had last seen when she was like 12 was there. Holy F***, talk about jailbait gallery material!!! I was able to shake off any bad thoughts or intentions a little while later, even though she is the standard talkative wants to know every detail and was always interested in what I had to say and I could not help but to give her attention. F*** ok im done talking about that as im starting to think bad again.

So, dinner is finally ready. I eat the standard turkey (kinda dry), some stuffing, green beans, rolls, no mashed potatoes cuz I dont like mashed potatoes. All talkative happy family, everyone is F****** happy, thats not always my style, but I was a soldier and was able to get through dinner.

Afterwards, I had to cheat and bum a cigarette from my dad and thats when I got some computer access and quickly typed up the first part of this thread. I was real paranoid cuz I didnt want anyone to see what I was typing, F****** relatives. Went back downstairs drank some beer and drank some wine, I remember a football game on TV but I paid no attention to it. Yada yada yada a few more drinks, I made a few more rounds to talk to people, then at about 8 I said I was feeling quite tired from the turkey and cleverly exited my aunts house.

All in all this trip report sucked, but I typed it up (in less than 10 minutes suckas!) anyway. F*** all yall!


Conspire

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sort of glad i don't have a single hot female relative

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F***

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tl dr

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sort of glad i don't have a single hot female relative

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I have some relatives that are my age and older that are pretty, but I have known them forever. I was just put back a little when I saw this cousin of mine that was real young before I moved away and has now really started to mature.


Conspire

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Pics of Jailbait plz. kthx

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We both don't like mashed potatoes, nice.

Though, I had the greatest Sweet Potatoes I've ever had in my entire life today with delicious melted marshmallows on time. F*** that was good.

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People that don't like mashed potatoes(esp home made) are unamerican and should be kicked out of the country.

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People that don't like mashed potatoes(esp home made) are unamerican and should be kicked out of the country.

[/ QUOTE ]And I'm Irish too (25%), it's nuts.

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Summary: will get drunk, have sex with cousin, take pics and post tr.

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in NC it is legal to sex first cousins as long as they are not double cousins.

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Summary: will get drunk, have sex with cousin, take pics and post tr.

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in NC it is legal to sex first cousins as long as they are not double cousins.

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If this is true it would be the greatest law in the history of the world. "yeah, we like to bang our kinfolk down here, but damn, you gotta draw the line somewhere."

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its true

edit: http://www.ncsl.org/programs/cyf/cousins.htm

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I have a hot cousin. We commence foreplay watching Godfather 3, followed by the steamiest anal sex of our adult lives...

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I have a hot cousin. We commence foreplay watching Godfather 3, followed by the steamiest anal sex of our adult lives...

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You the pitcher or the catcher?

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conspire if you wrote a book i would read it


but you do sound a little crazy

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I [censored] one of my cousins once.. true story

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ate so much I seriously thought I was going to throw-up. Still not hungry this morning.