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Huge beat: was beating off earlier, and i was mad close to finishing, and then my fullscreened video got minimized when the pstars lobby popped up because it needed to reconnect, so i wanted to change it back to the porn, but i was too close to jizzing and couldn't change it in time, so i inadvertently beat off to rainkhan and hachem.

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Solid brag.

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Hachem's kinda cute, it coulda been Raymer and Negraneau.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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http://www.tv-nostalgie.de/Kojak.jpg

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at least when i masturbate to hevad's sensuous curves i have the balls to admit it was voluntary.

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this thread is awesome

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i was beating off once when i must have clicked on a link to some website that had (among other things) a picture of a gnarly looking shemale with sideburns and a naked woman with no arms or legs on the front page.

needless to say i pulled my pants up.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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"Who loves ya" indeed, imo.

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i understand this man.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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Well, he had great lollipop sucking lips.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Mike Myers is dancing around in his underwear pulled up into his crack. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Mike Myers to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Garth sees a kick-ass drumset and says, "Schwing" I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Garth to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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imo as long as you cum beating off has never "gone wrong"

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funniest thread ever

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Standard, pretty much the same as when yr poppin off to porn and theres an inexplicable 60 second frame of the ugly dudes face going OOOH BABAAY. Yecch.

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or like when your beating off and then all the sudden you find yourself in a mens locker room with a bunch of naked dudes who are also beating eachother off, standard amirite?

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i was beating off once when i must have clicked on a link to some website that had (among other things) a picture of a gnarly looking shemale with sideburns and a naked woman with no arms or legs on the front page.

needless to say i came much quicker than usual.

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fyp

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"DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER BBV4L" - Nick Manning

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pr0n is full imo

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looooooooooooooooool

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Standard, pretty much the same as when yr poppin off to porn and theres an inexplicable 60 second frame of the ugly dudes face going OOOH BABAAY. Yecch.

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I came.

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Hachem's kinda cute, it coulda been Raymer and Negraneau.

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We call this dick hangover

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l m f a o

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imo as long as you cum beating off has never "gone wrong"

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clearly you've never seen grandma's boy

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lmao first time I laughed today ty

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One time I was choking my meat stick and burned the head on a hot halogen lamp. That hurt for about a week.

Other time I was in college and jacked off in the shower ldo. Got back to my room to my girlfriend at the time in my bed waiting for me as she skipped class. I couldn't get it up and had to tell her.