\"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB. </font>

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

How big was the jackpot when this happened?

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

OH MY GOD, WHAT A RIVER. [censored] RIGGED [censored]

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

so if the q of clubs doesn't hit on the riv, that's a jackpot right?

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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How big was the jackpot when this happened?

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Just under $110,000; so I would have been due roughly $38,500. Hardly life-changing, but for someone who normally does not gamble with nearly that much money, it still sucks ass.

-K

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

This is sick.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

P.S. BBJ is rigged.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

that is seriously [censored] brutal. my sympathies. $38k for a 2/4 player is a shitton of money. ouch.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

[censored] disgusting 1 outer

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

so this is like a 1 outer for 38k.

wow

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

holy shyt. Sorry dude..that is awful

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Worst 2/4 beat ever.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

I just vomited. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Wowie, this is awful.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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holy shyt. Sorry dude..that is awful

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You read bad.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../vomit-366.jpg

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

my condolenses for you and your family

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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Results:
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).


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I would so check that flop.

Why chase the guy with 22 off who will go on to make his runner runner quads? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

This is the worst beat I have ever seen and probably ever will see.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

OMFG

The first time I read it, I thought, damn that sucks to flop quads and lose. While I was trying to decide if I would have gone 4 bets on the river, it dawned on me, BBJ. I would have been out not only the 38K but possibly a monitor and certainly some drywall. Good God.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Now THIS is a BBV post. Damn.

Just...wow. Life-tilt indeed.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I'm close to doin myself in just from reading that. Disgusting.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

no WAY

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Wow. That is ridiculous. This is truly a BBV post.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\" *DELETED*
 

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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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Heroine was beat on the turn. The river just added insult to injury.

Still, horrible bad beat. I'd be on mega-monkey tilt.

EDIT: Makes me wonder why the turn wasn't capped.

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Look closer. Hint: BBJ table.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

You don't understand.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

god does not like you

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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Heroine was beat on the turn. The river just added insult to injury.

Still, horrible bad beat. I'd be on mega-monkey tilt.

EDIT: Makes me wonder why the turn wasn't capped.

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Look closer. Hint: BBJ table.

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Yeah, I caught that after I was rereading the post. I didn't delete fast enough.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

Typical Party Poker. :P

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

You know what they say, "Unlucky at cards, lucky at BBV." We can shut this forum down now, you win.

/mc

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

those fucknuts did not want to give away that jackpot just yet..

sorry bud, 38k would have done nicely for your br =/

-eric

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

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As villain at the river is now using only one of his hole cards to make his hand - as opposed to on the turn -, no jackpot is paid. Both hole cards must be used to qualify for the jackpot.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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someone explain the rules of BBJ to me, he made a str flush with both of his hole cards vs 4 of a kind 9's

and this doesnt hold up why?

I'm very stupid so these things take me awhile....

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Highest hand is Q high straight flush...the 7c does not play.

Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

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I'm on tilt just reading this.



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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"
 

o o o ic man i'm retarded

if I was an ass and not me, the proper response to my post would probably be

http://www.learn-texas-holdem.com/ho...-is-played.htm

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I vote for this thread to be:

STICKY !!

All agree? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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