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whorasaurus 11-18-2007 05:09 AM

Brag: porn on the Foxwoods flat screens
 
Happened late Saturday night, a few of the 1/2 tables back by the limit area had their flatscreens tuned to HBO for some sick boxing match. Well, the match ended, and in no time this hot naked porn star was demonstrating how to use different sex toys. This went on for about 3-4 minutes before the floor killed it.

Brag: +800 @ 1/2
Brag: got a boner, too

PayoffWiz 11-18-2007 05:16 AM

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Brag: got a boner, too

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Brag you say?

JokersAttack 11-18-2007 05:20 AM

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it would be a definate brag if it (the boner that is) could be seen from orbit.

nation 11-18-2007 05:20 AM

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Brag: got a boner, too

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Brag you say?

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it's a beat if he didnt get a boner watching naked women

postoakpoker 11-18-2007 05:22 AM

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Brag: got a boner, too

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Brag you say?

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He normally has to pop a pill to get a woody

keikiwai 11-18-2007 05:23 AM

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Brag: got a boner, too

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Brag you say?

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well, i hope it's not a beat or variance, so yeah, it'd have to be a brag

MasterLJ 11-18-2007 07:27 AM

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At my age every boner is a brag.

SamuraiJon 11-18-2007 07:37 AM

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Beat: got a boner while I surrounded by a bunch of dudes

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chopsticks 11-18-2007 07:41 AM

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HOOOOOOOOOOO

99killed 11-18-2007 08:14 AM

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only a brag if u were wearing sweatpants during said boner

1968 11-18-2007 08:27 AM

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only a brag if u got it out during said boner

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BananaDan 11-18-2007 08:28 AM

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only a brag if u were wearing sweatpants during said boner

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Wait. Itīs possible to be an onlineplayer and NOT wear sweatpants? Costanza for pope, he opened my eyes.

QuimKnight 11-18-2007 08:54 AM

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only a brag if u got it out during said boner and put it on dealer's back Captain Tom style

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FYP

I-Love-Poker 11-18-2007 09:07 AM

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Lol, was everyone laughin or what?

beernutz 11-18-2007 10:23 AM

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That show was Katie Morgan on Sex Toys. Fun facts: She had new funbags and doesn't do anal.

MetalSpork 11-18-2007 11:04 AM

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HOOOOOOOOOOO

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unlucky4me 11-18-2007 11:37 AM

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He didn't say if the porn star was male or female though.

Craggoo 11-18-2007 11:45 AM

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He didn't say if the porn star was male or female though.

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I thought it was automatically assumed to be female? I dont think its a brag to get off on naked dudes when you're a dude amirite?

KamiKatze 11-18-2007 11:47 AM

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boxing match. hot naked porn star was demonstrating how to use different sex toys. the floor killed it.

Variance: got a boner, too

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Obv a guy

RobBizzle 11-18-2007 12:04 PM

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You should have knocked someones stack over with your fleshrocket.

Al_Money 11-18-2007 12:29 PM

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lol thats hilarious

Dmadmonks 11-18-2007 12:49 PM

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[ ] porn

luckbox666 11-18-2007 02:26 PM

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[x] useless without video footage

Diamond Lie 11-18-2007 03:40 PM

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Happened late Saturday night, a few of the 1/2 tables back by the limit area had their flatscreens tuned to HBO for some sick boxing match. Well, the match ended, and in no time this hot naked porn star was demonstrating how to use different sex toys. This went on for about 3-4 minutes before the floor killed it.

Brag: +800 @ 1/2
Brag: got a boner, too

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lolol

also, solid 1/2 brag. grats' bro

phishguy 11-18-2007 04:08 PM

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Great!
Best TR ever.

Poopy_Pants 11-18-2007 04:12 PM

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800 at 1-2/? wow ni han

Acemanhattan 11-18-2007 04:15 PM

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[x] 800 standard for live 1/2

Moonshine 11-18-2007 06:45 PM

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lol this same thing happened when i was there last time

Gullanian 11-18-2007 06:49 PM

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At my age every boner is variance


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