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DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 01:26 AM

Beat: I just lost $800
 
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ti/Photo13.jpg
Brag: It really did feel good to beat the [censored] out of my 24 inch monitor
Variance: only $200 was from poker

thac 11-18-2007 01:27 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
That's pretty fun.

dirtylobster 11-18-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Ouch. I know how it feels, I destroyed a 1500€ laptops monitor a few weeks ago.

EDIT: See http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post13002898 for details.

prodonkey 11-18-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
retarded, breaking a 600$ monitor over losing $200 lol

tmcdmck 11-18-2007 01:41 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
not if you get 1ks worth of spleen venting from it

Donkey-Milker 11-18-2007 01:46 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
HH of the thing that made you do it?

SamuraiJon 11-18-2007 01:51 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
time to buy the 30 inch Darth. I have the monitor you just beat the crap out of and I really want that 30".

vin17 11-18-2007 01:53 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
blackjack hand that made you do it?

[/ QUOTE ]
fyp

fartman77 11-18-2007 01:54 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
im pretty sure destroying your keyboard woulda been more fun, with all them keys flyin around

edfurlong 11-18-2007 01:58 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
I can coach you on focusing your anger on your mouse if you like.

Fousekis 11-18-2007 01:59 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
When I tilt I hit the biggest hardware I can find around the house ... the fridge. Nothing un-tilts me better than a session of emotional eating.

Ponies 11-18-2007 02:39 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
why woudl u punch ur screen. pounding the keyboard is more natural. and cheaper

prodonkey 11-18-2007 02:42 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
i've broken a couple keyboards and smashed 5 mice into millions of pieces against the wall.. but they are a lot cheaper than monitors.

SpecT 11-18-2007 02:48 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
why woudl u punch ur screen. pounding the keyboard is more natural. and cheaper

[/ QUOTE ]

ya goes something like this:

tilt

close poker client

'would you like to leave this table?'
*enter*

'would you like to leave this table?'
*enter*

'would you like to leave this table?'
ENTER ENTER SMASH SMASH ENTER JUST LET ME LEAVE ALL MY TABLES I HATE UR STUPID POPUPS OMG

Mr.Busto 11-18-2007 02:49 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
sick screenshot
excuse the pun

HajiShirazu 11-18-2007 02:52 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
CRT ftw.

duh 11-18-2007 03:20 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
CRT ftw.

[/ QUOTE ]

Chaos_ult 11-18-2007 03:21 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
You now have an 800 dollar piece of art.

It really captures the rage imo

absoludicrous 11-18-2007 03:22 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Chill the [censored] out you tweaker bitch.

Chaos_ult 11-18-2007 03:23 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
Chill the [censored] out you tweaker bitch.

[/ QUOTE ]


i lol'd really hard for some reason

1968 11-18-2007 03:28 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
it'll buff right out imo

Oxy 11-18-2007 03:32 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
what the hell? chill out.

PokerHatesMe 11-18-2007 03:34 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
When I tilt I hit the biggest hardware I can find around the house ... the fridge. Nothing un-tilts me better than a session of emotional eating.

[/ QUOTE ]

VNH Sir, What is your food of choice?

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:10 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Im actually a SNG player....This fiasco occurred after losing 19(yes I counted) coinflips and 60/40s in a row without winning 1.....The hand that did me in was when it was 3 handed all in 3 ways preflop ftw with JJ vs 77 vs A 3, board kq3 5 7.....I had thrown my mouse when I had $320 chips left at 200/400 and proceeded to lose with QT vs 9 4......Which is when I stood up from my recliner and upercutted the monitor numerous times....It wasnt even planned....I wasnt standing up to hit the monitor, my arm just did it....Honestly, 6 or so hours later, I feel really good

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:15 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
I actually did that yesterday.....I have an apple keyboard and the SOB is extremely durable....Beat off about 15 keys and all snapped back into place....Today was sort of an extension form yesterday where this just put me over the top.....On another note, this is the first time I've ever hit my keybaord or monitor in 4 years of playing....

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:16 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
I had already been planning on buying the 30 inch apple monitor....Looks like its gonna happen sooner than expected

EWS87 11-18-2007 04:16 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
i really like picture

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:20 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
I have a video from an ichat I had with a friend AFTER the mayhem occured to show the wreckage....I have no idea how to post it...its less than 2mb if anyone knows how and wants to see me punch it 2 more times

Edit: He thought it would be funny to post it on www.break.com and that I could potentially win the $400 for being on main page, so I made the video...I dont see how its funny though since the monitor is in fact already busted

Choparno 11-18-2007 04:23 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Good advertisement for SNGs IMO.

prodonkey 11-18-2007 04:24 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
"The hand that did me in was when it was 3 handed all in 3 ways preflop ftw with JJ vs 77 vs A 3, board kj3 5 7"


so you won, and broke your monitor? LOL

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:26 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
OOOOOPS.....meant KQ3 5 7

DarthDonkey 11-18-2007 04:27 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Ehhh, I do okay though, about 15% ROI at the $33+3's

LearnedfromTV 11-18-2007 04:29 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
snap keyboard over leg, buy $575 worth of ______________.

LiveNow 11-18-2007 04:30 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
hey, breaking your monitor is really stupid!

TheDna 11-18-2007 11:57 AM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Solid post, i hope i remember that pic next time i m semi tilt and stop to play. I once broke my headset but it was like 1/10 of the pot i lost...
Killing a 800 bucks tft is kinda crazy when playing 36§ sngs :P
Btw get the 30" Dell it rocks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

fees 11-18-2007 12:32 PM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
I beat the [censored] out of my keyboard and mouse one night, but now I never have had the urge to break anything ever again. I think its b/c its such a pain in the ass to get a new one.. so laziness is +ev for me in this regard? lol violence is sweet

trambopoline 11-18-2007 03:42 PM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
Im more of a keyboard/ mouse guy as well. A few days ago I beat the [censored] out of my keyboard over my mailbox outside. It obliterated both, but oh how good it felt

kiddcheckers 11-18-2007 06:03 PM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why woudl u punch ur screen. pounding the keyboard is more natural. and cheaper

[/ QUOTE ]

ya goes something like this:

tilt

close poker client

'would you like to leave this table?'
*enter*

'would you like to leave this table?'
*enter*

'would you like to leave this table?'
ENTER ENTER SMASH SMASH ENTER JUST LET ME LEAVE ALL MY TABLES I HATE UR STUPID POPUPS OMG

[/ QUOTE ]



HAHAHHAHAHAHA
QFT

BowToYourSensei 11-18-2007 06:07 PM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
beat: no more steak dinners with ariane

kiddynamite 11-18-2007 06:14 PM

Re: Beat: I just lost $800
 
who cares...it's a dell


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