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deadfromsuckouts 11-18-2007 12:20 AM

I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
The ultimate dilema, do i sit out and post a blind later, (blinds suck,) or race to the bathroom and see, perhaps see two red aces on my screen, as time sits still, as I frantically try to save them? Help me?

hra146 11-18-2007 12:21 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
If you dont know the answer to this you are a losing player anyway. So who cares?

ssnyc 11-18-2007 12:23 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
buy a laptop and wireless router

BadMoFu 11-18-2007 12:24 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Wait, u dont have a peeing cup?

ILoveBlackPeople 11-18-2007 12:26 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
I use an old paintball container holds about 1 1/2 gallons of urine.

dkgojackets 11-18-2007 12:30 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
just go right after you fold a hand.

Gonso 11-18-2007 12:30 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
I bet everyone who makes this thread think they're the first person to think of it

imabigdeal 11-18-2007 12:31 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
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buy a laptop and wireless router

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deadfromsuckouts 11-18-2007 12:48 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
well the peeing jug was obvious,Gonzo be creative.

Nsight7 11-18-2007 12:52 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Obviously make sure you set your computer up in the bathroom around your toilet, multiple monitors and all. Make sure you have a comfortable toilet seat and perhaps a small cooler.

amirite 11-18-2007 01:04 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Piss yourself and learn to love it

thac 11-18-2007 01:06 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Aim up.

Then you don't have to get up to go get a beer either imo.

Bv3 11-18-2007 01:06 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Your aces probably woulda got cracked anyways so just go.

11-18-2007 01:12 AM

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deadfromsuckouts 11-18-2007 01:35 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
well the laptop thing and wireless router is the answer. Thanks.

yKn0Tb1AtcH? 11-18-2007 01:42 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
pf?

gregorio 11-18-2007 04:41 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2310/...39f1b46a0d.jpg

postoakpoker 11-18-2007 04:55 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
I had a sick run last night sitting on the john, doubled up twice and went deep in a tourney. I also felt 20 lbs lighter

LetMeLive 11-18-2007 04:59 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
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I had a sick run last night sitting on the john, doubled up twice and went deep in a tourney. I also felt 20 lbs lighter

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did u remember 2 loosen up your game on the bubble?

costanza_g 11-18-2007 05:03 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
wtf, just hold it in you girl.

iheartponeez 11-18-2007 06:20 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Laptop + sit down to pee = very calm decisions

postoakpoker 11-18-2007 06:24 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
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I had a sick run last night sitting on the john, doubled up twice and went deep in a tourney. I also felt 20 lbs lighter

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did u remember 2 loosen up your game on the bubble?

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yessir, I let 'er rip. i think all my future bubble play will be done on the toilet

GoldenIP 11-18-2007 06:31 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Catheter, LDO

fybpm 11-18-2007 07:01 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
Pee like peepee or pee out of your butt?

Jamsym 11-18-2007 08:10 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
I hear all the top internet pros swear by them.

http://www.enrichmentdesigns.com/Comode%20Chair.jpg

isapistola 11-18-2007 09:41 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
what a bunch of sissy girls are you if you cant hold it for like 12 hours or so.

Black winter day 11-18-2007 09:47 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
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Piss yourself and learn to love it

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I-Love-Poker 11-18-2007 09:48 AM

Re: I am playing poker on-line and I have to pee, what should I do?
 
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buy a laptop and wireless router

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