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BRAG: I am a monster
Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. I managed to get headsup with a fish who was running super hot. He was already shortstacked during first orbit but got extremely lucky and started busting monsters hitting every river like a god. Also his T4o was obviously better hand than 3rd place finishers aces. Even though he was running superhot he seemed to be in some kind of endless supertilt since he was flooding in the chat like those agents in movies who type 1000+ letters per minute with one hand and almost every sentence included the word "fish".
I still had the chiplead of like 2:1 when we went headsup but then again he kept hitting every draw and soon it was like 2:1 to his favor. He won a big pot with against my AK when we went all-in on the K high flop and he rivered two pair with his K5o and he said i was fish for overplaying AK. <villain> fish <villain> lol stupid <villain> that what u get for over play ace king <hero> i know, teach me more pls Then after playing like ages against him and stacks going round and round the blinds were getting bigger and it was more like a preflop lottery, the structure was turbo anyways. He got a huge lead with his QJ being better than my KQ but I managed to win few coinflips and now the stacks were about 1:1 with me having a slight advantage. This happened: 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em Seat 1: Hero (7,675) Seat 2: Villain (7,325) Hero posts the small blind of 400 Villain posts the big blind of 800 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [8d Ad] Hero raises to 2100 Villain raises 4500 Hero raises to 7275 and is all-in Villain calls 2025 and is all-in *** HOLE CARDS *** Hero shows 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Villain shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <Villain> fish <Hero> i smell 8 coming <Villain> ty for money fish *** FLOP *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] <Hero> its coming *** TURN *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] [ Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ] <Villain> hahahaha i win fish *** RIVER *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ] [ 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] <Hero> BOOM *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero shows [8d Ad] a pair of Eights Villain shows [As 9c] high card, Ace Hero wins the pot (15000) with a pair of Eights *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 15000 | Rake 0 Board: [6s 4d 2s Qh 8s] Seat 1: Hero (small blind) showed [Ad 8d] - a pair of Eights Seat 2: Villain showed [As 9c] - high card, Ace After that he was silent for like 10 seconds and then the chat started flooding of his comments: <Villain> no <Hero> didnt i say that 8 comes? <Hero> i was telling the truth, honestly! <Villain> you are a monster <Hero> that what u get for over play ace nine <Villain> thats horrible <Villain> monster <Villain> fkc <Villain> youre monster <Hero> lol <Hero> kthxbye Brag: i am a monster Beat: $5 sit n go Variance: i dont know if its good to be a monster? |
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[x] dollar symbol goes here ->$5<- not here [/ QUOTE ] FYP you smartass |
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Chopsticks show me the way
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Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here |
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[ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. [/ QUOTE ] racist imo |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. [/ QUOTE ] racist imo [/ QUOTE ] Youre fat and your breath smells bad. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. [/ QUOTE ] racist imo [/ QUOTE ] Youre fat and your breath smells bad. [/ QUOTE ] HAHA i like it, short sweet and to the point. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. [/ QUOTE ] racist imo [/ QUOTE ] Youre fat and your breath smells bad. [/ QUOTE ] weightist and breathist imo |
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[ QUOTE ] [x] dollar symbol goes here ->$5<- not here [/ QUOTE ] FYP you smartass [/ QUOTE ] in canada i think they put the # before the $ sign |
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your avatar is making me want to fashion some sort of smoking device out of household materials even though I have a bong already
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [x] dollar symbol goes here ->$5<- not here [/ QUOTE ] FYP you smartass [/ QUOTE ] in canada i think they put the # before the $ sign [/ QUOTE ] lol canadaments |
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your avatar is making me want to fashion some sort of smoking device out of household materials even though I have a bong already [/ QUOTE ] http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/macgyver.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] Youre on my black list. [/ QUOTE ] racist imo [/ QUOTE ] Youre fat and your breath smells bad. [/ QUOTE ] weightist and breathist imo [/ QUOTE ] fugly and smugly |
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just push preflop imo
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[ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] I thought he might've turned the 5 into 5000, and thus read on. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] I thought he might've turned the 5 into 5000, and thus read on. [/ QUOTE ] Founding member of the bbv optimist club. |
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your avatar is making me want to fashion some sort of smoking device out of household materials even though I have a bong already [/ QUOTE ] big lol |
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Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] stopped reading here. |
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stopped reading here. [/ QUOTE ] stopped reading here. i'm tough. |
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I bang my fist til my palms get bloody
cuz im a monster man |
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[ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] stopped reading here. [/ QUOTE ] Started crying here. The size of buy-in isnt the point here although it adds some hilariosity factor to villains speech that he cares so much for his $5. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] saw how long the post was and stopped reading here [/ QUOTE ] I thought he might've turned the 5 into 5000, and thus read on. [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] stopped reading here. [/ QUOTE ] Started crying here. The size of buy-in isnt the point here although it adds some hilariosity factor to villains speech that he cares so much for his $5. [/ QUOTE ] lolol irony <font color="white"> In case ur of the slow variety allow me to spell it out. His post is involving a 5$ sng, which he cared enough to post about. Adding to the hilariosity factor IMO </font> |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. [/ QUOTE ] stopped reading here. [/ QUOTE ] Started crying here. The size of buy-in isnt the point here although it adds some hilariosity factor to villains speech that he cares so much for his $5. [/ QUOTE ] lolol irony <font color="red"> In case ur of the slow variety allow me to spell it out. His post is involving a 5$ sng, which he cared enough to post about. Adding to the hilariosity factor IMO </font> [/ QUOTE ] E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|9/---12---12/14-14/--1716/1716/17--12-12/14-14---| E|7/---10---10/12-12/--1514/1514/15--10-10/12-12---| |
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E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|9/---12---12/14-14/--1716/1716/17--12-12/14-14---| E|7/---10---10/12-12/--1514/1514/15--10-10/12-12---| [/ QUOTE ] beat: played it, but still didn't recognize it. beat^2: Your search - E|/---10---10/12-12/--1514/1514/15--10-10/12-12---| - did not match any documents. |
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[ QUOTE ] E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|9/---12---12/14-14/--1716/1716/17--12-12/14-14---| E|7/---10---10/12-12/--1514/1514/15--10-10/12-12---| [/ QUOTE ] beat: played it, but still didn't recognize it. beat^2: Your search - E|/---10---10/12-12/--1514/1514/15--10-10/12-12---| - did not match any documents. [/ QUOTE ] Wow dude/dudette/birdish creature, youre not too good song recognizer. Even though that was made like in 1,5 seconds you should recognize it if someone played that backwards. |
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beat^3: I requiRe guitar lessONs, MAN.
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Looks like "Iron Man" to me.
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beat^3: I requiRe guitar lessONs, MAN. [/ QUOTE ] Brag: studied enough to give guitar lessons, $40 per hour and ill make you a guitar superstar |
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My God OP, you're one annoying attention whore.
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My God OP, you're one annoying attention whore. [/ QUOTE ] What makes you say that? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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