Superusers at Home Game
 

This hand is so ridiculous - I'm not making this up:

7 handed, everyone sucks (including me) - CO is a dirty creep who wears his shoes in my house after I told him a million times not to, Button is a crazian who plays reasonable for 2 hours than shoves 3 straight hands preflop (probably cause he's a crazy asian)

1/2NL - effective stacks are about $400

I limp UTG with some junk, call, call, raise from CO to 12, Button calls, BB calls, 3 folds

Flop comes 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, check, CO bets 30, Button calls, fold, fold

Turn is 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO bets 50, Button calls

River 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO checks, Button checks

CO flips over his cards, 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button flips over his cards, 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

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oh god

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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said:

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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said:

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[deadpan]: "I knew I was behind"

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immediately

a)play heads up for r0llz bc he completely misread his hand
b)ban him from playing at your house bc he's clearly cheating
c)steak him bc he's psychic/has an eyepatch where he can look through cards like in that james bond movie

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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ?

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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ?

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he knew - he wasn't even surprised that he flipped over a straight flush

he also wasn't dealing

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obv he has leaks concercing value betting thin.

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lol softplayaments / collusionaments

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7 was dealt on river and button takes his gun and shots straight in CO's gut.
Button stands up and goes for a blo*job

nice story op

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CO is a dirty creep who wears his shoes in my house after I told him a million times not to

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Something tells me this genius wears Velcro shoes...

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Did the straight flush guy have some kind of physical Jennifer Tilly-chest-heavin'-OHMYGODIJUSTHITMYSTRAIGHTFLUSH-tell? Like screaming it out loud? Or anything but?

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How did you not punch them both in their faces, not because of posible cheating/collusion but because they are idiots?

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lol homegameaments

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obv he has leaks concercing value betting thin.

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srsly QFT

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CO is a dirty creep who wears his shoes in my house after I told him a million times not to

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Why can't he wear shoes in your house? Were they muddy? Was he tracking crap into your place? If he's that dirty, maybe his feet smell bad and he was sparing you.

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There is nothing funny about this hand.

The whole thing is just stone tragic and makes me want to cry.

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whys everyone killing on button, poker is about correct decisions. He clearly gained by playing like he would if he could see everyone else's cards.

Ask CO why he didn't bet the nuts.

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oh god

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perfect application of the fundamental theorem of poker

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Stake button LDO

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[x]crazian
[x]heh, heh, heh. Made my straight flush...time to check and send this sucker to value town
[ ]no one said omg quadzilla after the hand

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Good check, obv only gets called by better hand imo.

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cue phil ivey bulging eyes pic

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CO must be Tuff_Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kjtsK39B_o

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cue phil ivey bulging eyes pic

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Yes please.

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lol softplayaments / collusionaments

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Jennifer Tilly plays in your house game?

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lol softplayaments / collusionaments

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seriously, everyone hates the CO - really loathes him