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BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
Poker Content: Havent played for 3 days. Bacon Sushi still delicious.
Anyway, I am on extreme lifetilt because of my roommate. In order to detilt, I am seeking the assistance of BBV. There will be Cash Money rewards to those who I feel are deserving, in an amount I choose. Things my roommate does: Watches Rachel Ray Watches Pokemon Practices his German aloud for about 2 hours/day, usually repeating the same phrase 4-5 times Laughs uncontrollably at random Anime movies (until 3 AM) Constantly rips ass in the room, not even the funny kind, just the disgusting ones that sound like someone [censored] their pants. Snores (I have to sleep with earplugs) |
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get an apartment.
btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff. |
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get an apartment. btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff. [/ QUOTE ] I'm moving next semester. But I have a month left. |
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[ QUOTE ] get an apartment. btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff. [/ QUOTE ] I'm moving next semester. But I have a month left. [/ QUOTE ] Quit school. |
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why is he practicing german?
lol pokemon lol anime movies watch some TONY G movies and turn it looooooouuuuddddd |
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I say you put gay hentai posters up in his room
or... Get an urn and tell him it's he ashes of your dead grandmother who was burned to death at Auschwitz and you'd appreciate it if he didn't speak German or Piss in his mouthwash bottle or Slip laxatives into his food so he actually [censored] his pants when he farts or Everytime he says something in German just start screaming or Buyin with a fullstack (not really) |
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http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html gogo beat lvl 7 [/ QUOTE ] i think you should have to pay me for sugggesting this game... |
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oic you dont want to get revenge
this always cheers me up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 (not a rickroll) |
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Valve is making a plush companion cube that will also come in fuzzy dice form
http://kotaku.com/gaming/portal/the-...ube-321259.php |
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[ QUOTE ] http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html gogo beat lvl 7 [/ QUOTE ] i think you should have to pay me for sugggesting this game... [/ QUOTE ] this was fun until it pissed me off |
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just bring some girls over to your place for a few days. That may shame him into acting human again.
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http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html gogo beat lvl 7 [/ QUOTE ] woot made it to level 8 on first try but then got bored after that |
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hahahahaha grando <3 <3 <3
ship me your sn |
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just bring some girls over to your place for a few days. That may shame him into acting human again. [/ QUOTE ] Or they will leave when he [censored] his pants while giggling at Anime. |
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what's the difference between a bmw and a porcupine? A bmw has pricks in the inside
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pffff I don't need the $ - stake me for tourneys sometime
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wait are u the shortstacker guy???
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html gogo beat lvl 7 [/ QUOTE ] wtf click and drag curves the ball correcT? i think you should have to pay me for sugggesting this game... [/ QUOTE ] this was fun until it pissed me off [/ QUOTE ] |
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pffff I don't need the $ - stake me for tourneys sometime [/ QUOTE ] Where'd you get all those comic things? I remember a thread, it was awesome. |
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wait are u the shortstacker guy??? [/ QUOTE ] No sometimes I have like 30bb (until I sit out). |
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there was a witty comic thread where everyone was making comics - I think I made like 25
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wow ur like my idol right now..........i have been doing the short thing for almost a week now. it feels good..
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wow ur like my idol right now..........i have been doing the short thing for almost a week now. it feels good.. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah its kinda like when you have a big dick in your ass and you pull it out, it feels good. You're a lot better off just not starting. |
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It was awkward writing the above post knowing my mom would read it.
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You make enough money that you don't need a roomate. Move out. Now ship me $1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...a_be_m/EM2.jpg [/ QUOTE ] lololololololol lololol lol |
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How bout you man up and tell him his annoying traits? You are moving in a month anyway, if your roommate is not a total douche bag im sure he could compromise on some of the things. Hell, he may even try to limit the obnoxious farts when you are around.
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Gullanians Guide on Anti Tilt
http://www.scottish-enterprise.com/it/ladyscientist.jpg This is a personalised guide for ImsaKidd, on how to stop tilting. This guide will tackle the individual problems raised by ImsaKidd's roomate, as listed in the original posting. THE PROBLEMS http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...6/22595625.jpg Problem A: Watches Rachel Ray Rachel Ray is a daytime TV program. She looks pretty hot, so maybe as a friendship exercise you should try and find something about Rachel Ray that you like and you have in common. I recommend boobies. Try masturbating to pictures of her, then maybe your love of her will grow and you will accept your roomates watching of her program. If this fails, make up something about her that will put him off her. For example, photoshop a picture of her without makeup and and pretend you found it in the new scientist. He will then be disgusted at this. I have provided a picture for you to use: http://69.24.73.172/f1.jpg Also in the unlikely event this fails, everytime he watches the program, negativly reinforce him. For example, tickle his leg everytime he watches the channel to bring back old memories of sexual abuse and every time he turns it on and wont be able to watch it anymore. Problem B: Watches Pokemon http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/hammerTV.gif Problem C: Practices his German aloud for about 2 hours/day, usually repeating the same phrase 4-5 times Pretend someone in your family history died in the hands of Germans in WWII. Try and cry everytime he starts talking german, and he will feel guilty and do his language exercises elsewhere. Ahsalom Jehoichin is a name you can assign to your false relative. Problem D: Laughs uncontrollably at random Anime movies (until 3 AM) http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/noose.jpg Problem E: Constantly rips ass in the room, not even the funny kind, just the disgusting ones that sound like someone [censored] their pants. Suggest a healthier diet, perhaps with more fruit in it to help take the odour away from the offending gas. Failing this, give him a lot of laxatives, next time he farts he will [censored] himself so hard and he will never endure the embarasment ever again. Make sure you humiliate him to the maximum as well to ensure it's a life changing event for him. Problem F: Snores (I have to sleep with earplugs) http://69.24.73.172/f2.jpg Lol seriously there is actually a small injection you can get at the doctores to permamently stop snoring, ask your doctor and offer to pay him for it. Tell him it bothers you. If this doesn't work, suggest he stops breathing. Bibliography Monkey Puzzle - External Link Night Monkey, Day Monkey - External Link Monkey and Me - External Link Sock Monkeys - External Link |
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