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synth_floyd 11-08-2007 06:27 AM

Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
When you have the nuts on the river and you bet and your opponent calls you say (especially when it's a big bet):

"Do you like CDs?"

When they say yes then you say

"Then see deez nutz!!!!!!!!"

Brilliant, eh?

DonkeyKing 11-08-2007 06:28 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ ] brilliant

DUCYAlphaQ 11-08-2007 06:30 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...

SheepSuit 11-08-2007 06:32 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
right...

ADK 11-08-2007 06:34 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
lol @ op. how many months did it take to figure that out one

plzleenowhammy 11-08-2007 06:34 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
Who listens to cd's anymore?

Pumpui 11-08-2007 06:37 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
ban
ban

JammyDodga 11-08-2007 06:43 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ QUOTE ]
but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] Rescued thread...

Triple_J 11-08-2007 06:43 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ ] best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

MrP 11-08-2007 07:17 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
teh donkey????
dum thred ship it

Joeboy 11-08-2007 07:27 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
nah man prolly not

Quagmyer 11-08-2007 07:30 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
i say no, I like MP3's

Equal 11-08-2007 08:04 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ QUOTE ]
i say no, I like MP3's

[/ QUOTE ]

Pshaw, MP3's are like sooo 2003.

DUCYAlphaQ 11-08-2007 08:13 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i say no, I like MP3's

[/ QUOTE ]

Pshaw, MP3's are like sooo 2003.

[/ QUOTE ]

what do you have against 2003?

MyironThumb 11-08-2007 08:39 AM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
thread of the week imo

budblown 11-08-2007 02:40 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
Ban for potential slow-roll

Romeo83 11-08-2007 02:43 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
Preflop:
"I flop the [censored] out of you!"

Raising on any street:
"I see dead money..."

Kingz22 11-08-2007 02:53 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
Give the guy some credit - I thought it was pretty funny

gordo16 11-08-2007 02:54 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ QUOTE ]
but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...

[/ QUOTE ]

amazing

DidUCYeyefookedu 11-08-2007 03:01 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...

[/ QUOTE ]

amazing

[/ QUOTE ]

I know...too bad this dude got banned...

isapistola 11-08-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
crack - its a bitch

timex 11-08-2007 03:08 PM

Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
 
Have you seen this before

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tHxU7tgEhsA


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