Aggressive Ugly Girls
 

Background: At costume party last weekend dressed as James Bond.(NOTE: DRUNK) While successfully gaming a 7 (OOT standards), her friend (UG), who was clearly there with her, starts groping and grabing me as well as making all kinds of sexual inuendos. Thus, hindering my progress and making me feel very uncomfortable. I ended up just ignoring her, but there must have been a better way.

My question to OOT is: what do you do if you have an UG begging for your attention, while you are clearly getting somewhere with her hot friend? This is tricky because you cannot outright be an [censored] to the UG without blowing ur chances with the hot friend.

sidenote: made out with 7 and got #

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you need a wingman imo

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Bang in her in ass in the bathroom and then go after the hotter friend obv

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sometimes u just gotta roll the troll

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A wingman would have been good. however i think it would have only slowed her down for a moment. I need a solution that i can use solo.

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winner

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you're right. having a wingman is the only way to deal w/this and have consistent success

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bang the uggo friend, the hot girl will be so jealous that you are sexing the girl that she keeps around to make herself feel better about life, that she'll wonder why you dont think she is pretty, and then she'll do everything in her power to stab her friend in the back just so she can bang you, reclaim her self esteem, and fill that little void in her soul that being molested when she was little created.

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judo

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you need a wingman imo

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winner

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so true... need a wingman with sub-zero standards.

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Did somebody say "sub zero"?

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Did somebody say "sub zero"?

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i'd bang her ugly friend

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yea usually I'd strike out with the hotter one, then just reward the uggo's hard work and persistence.

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Bang them both at the same time?

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you're right. having a wingman is the only way to deal w/this and have consistent success

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you mean like in top gun?

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FATality

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bang the uggo friend, the hot girl will be so jealous that you are sexing the girl that she keeps around to make herself feel better about life, that she'll wonder why you dont think she is pretty, and then she'll do everything in her power to stab her friend in the back just so she can bang you, reclaim her self esteem, and fill that little void in her soul that being molested when she was little created.

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exactly what i was thinkin, nh sir

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I think you have the answer to this already since you made out with 7 and got her #. Whatever you did is the answer to your question, no?

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wow alobar killed it.

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pretend like you're semi-enjoying her gooey advances, and even throw a little back. hottie will like it imo

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pretend like you're semi-enjoying her gooey advances, and even throw a little back. hottie will like it imo

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I cringe at the thought...

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you need a wingman imo

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winner

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so true... need a wingman with sub-zero standards.

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Paging GA?

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Take the ugly girl and do things to her you'd only dream of with the hotter chick. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Use your imagination.

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You should've given her the Heisman.

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Tell the UG you are only into threesomes and you are down for it if she brings her friend to the party. That way she does all the work for you with respect to getting the hot one into the BR, and you can use her to warm up the other one. Win-win.

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Get all up in the hottie, dont let up.

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you need a wingman imo

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Bond doesn't need a wingman imo, then again Bond wouldn't be talking to 7s either so maybe you do..

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Take the ugly girl and do things to her you'd only dream of with the hotter chick. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Use your imagination.

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Lots of drugs help here. It's really fun when you just go animal and lose all track of who and where you are for a while.

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You might feel a slight sting while you're nailing the fatty...that's pride f--king with you. F--k pride! You gotta fight through that sh-t.

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you need a wingman imo

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Bond doesn't need a wingman imo, then again Bond wouldn't be talking to 7s either so maybe you do..

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i'm very cnofused by this

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you need a wingman imo

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Bond doesn't need a wingman imo, then again Bond wouldn't be talking to 7s either so maybe you do..

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Touche' sir. But how does Bond shoot down an UG?

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Touche' sir. But how does Bond shoot down an UG?

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http://www.replica-gun.com/picture/walther_ppk.jpg

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you need a wingman imo

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Bond doesn't need a wingman imo, then again Bond wouldn't be talking to 7s either so maybe you do..

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Touche' sir. But how does Bond shoot down an UG?

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Walther PPK IIRC.

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bang the uggo friend, the hot girl will be so jealous that you are sexing the girl that she keeps around to make herself feel better about life, that she'll wonder why you dont think she is pretty, and then she'll do everything in her power to stab her friend in the back just so she can bang you, reclaim her self esteem, and fill that little void in her soul that being molested when she was little created.

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EXACTLY!!!

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just punch them in the face, they'll get the hint

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poo everywhere. do a backflip

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Tell the UG that she really reminds you of your dead mother/sister/grandmother/aunt.

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I really hope Alobar's idea works because that's amazing

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You might feel a slight sting while you're nailing the fatty...that's pride f--king with you. F--k pride! You gotta fight through that sh-t.

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[x] nh sir
[x] Extra props for Pulp Fiction reference