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PokerHatesMe 10-29-2007 03:13 AM

Good God, I love me some Rachael Ray
 
http://neverfull.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/rr.jpg

She is perfect...smokin hot and knows how to cook... i make sure to tivo 30 minute meals every day.

tedfurlong 10-29-2007 03:25 AM

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She's built like a keg, ban.

PokerHatesMe 10-29-2007 03:28 AM

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She's built like a keg, ban.

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She's older like 36-40?

And for all the food she probably eats being that she is a chef...and does travel shows where she eats a lot... she is in damn good shape... so ban your gayness.

nath 10-29-2007 04:31 AM

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I'm gonna be the guy who supports OP and gets made fun of for admitting he would do really dirty things to Rachael Ray.

gisb0rne 10-29-2007 05:31 AM

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Wow they did some serious photoshop on that pic.

OrrLives 10-29-2007 05:32 AM

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Her large hands frighten me.

siccjay 10-29-2007 05:36 AM

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cute and rich > her hossness

ConspirEDD 10-29-2007 05:40 AM

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Wow they did some serious photoshop on that pic.

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Very true. no reason for the pre-bukkake on the spoon

Mr. T 10-29-2007 06:25 AM

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Her large thighs frighten me.

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Iplayragstoo 10-29-2007 06:26 AM

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She's built like a keg, ban.

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She's older like 36-40?

And for all the food she probably eats being that she is a chef...and does travel shows where she eats a lot... she is in damn good shape... so ban your gayness.

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ConspirEDD 10-29-2007 07:03 AM

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She's built like a keg, ban.

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She's older like 36-40?

And for all the food she probably eats being that she is a chef...and does travel shows where she eats a lot... she is in damn good shape... so ban your gayness.

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unfortunately, she isn't the easiest on the eyes. Since she is homely and all, i can see the fantasies, but it takes to much of an imagination. Unless she can quickly whip up something to munch on, i pass

Klompy 10-29-2007 07:17 AM

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There's a lot of h0m0s in this thread, not that there's anything wrong with that.

I was always under the impression that Rachel Ray was pretty much just a pretty face who they threw in front of the camera to read lines, but if she can actually cook I'd say she's about the ideal woman.

wmonfor 10-29-2007 07:20 AM

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i would destroy rachel rays vagine with extreme prejudice.

Dakotasdad 10-29-2007 07:22 AM

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http://neverfull.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/rr.jpg

She is perfect...smokin hot and knows how to cook... i make sure to tivo 30 minute meals every day.

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I'd hit it, marry her, then take half after one year.

ConspirEDD 10-29-2007 07:25 AM

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i would destroy rachel rays vagine with extreme cumjuice.

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fyp

KungFuSandwich 10-29-2007 08:16 AM

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http://neverfull.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/rr.jpg

If this picture was of a no name girl, it would be nothing special. That being said I can see the allure of a woman who can cook.

My personal taste's skew more toward Giada De Laurentiis. She's a little more chesty than Rachel.

nath 10-29-2007 08:27 AM

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yeah this picture doesn't actually do it for me. the photographer doesn't get what's sexy about her.

Fast Food Knight 10-29-2007 08:28 AM

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Wow they did some serious photoshop on that pic.

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Klompy 10-29-2007 08:31 AM

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What exactly is photoshopped?

edit: I'm certain that it was, but why is this a case of redic photoshopping?

r0eKY 10-29-2007 08:38 AM

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she's fat get her away from the food

Klompy 10-29-2007 08:40 AM

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she's fat get her away from the food

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There's like a 95% chance you're fatter then her.

KungFuSandwich 10-29-2007 08:46 AM

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she's fat get her away from the food

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There's like a 95% chance you're fatter then her.

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Yeah, but were not making threads about boning him

Klompy 10-29-2007 08:50 AM

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she's fat get her away from the food

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There's like a 95% chance you're fatter then her.

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Yeah, but were not making threads about boning him

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If he provides pics of himself I'll be the first to start a thread of if I do or don't want to bone him.

4 High 10-29-2007 09:01 AM

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I'd hit it.

27offsuit 10-29-2007 09:57 AM

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Before:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...1891105116.jpg


After:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1.../maryannlg.gif


She is currently at critical mass. Pass.

Quicksilvre 10-29-2007 10:18 AM

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I was always under the impression that Rachel Ray was pretty much just a pretty face who they threw in front of the camera to read lines, but if she can actually cook I'd say she's about the ideal woman.

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FWIW I remember watching her shows once or twice years ago, when she was still doing local TV.

AquaSwing 10-29-2007 10:21 AM

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Something's wrong.

These monthly Rachel Ray threads usually have moved on to Giada/Nigella by now.

OOT, you're slacking.

Thug Bubbles 10-29-2007 10:41 AM

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She's pretty, but has nothing on Giada De Laurentis:

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9...zzzzzzzmb5.jpg

XXXNoahXXX 10-29-2007 10:42 AM

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this thread needs more pics of hot food network chicks.

http://www.ladyandsons.com/pic/image/351.jpg


http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/572848_L1.jpg

XXXNoahXXX 10-29-2007 10:46 AM

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and for you ladies out there


http://images.egullet.com/u2/i7361.jpg


http://la.curbed.com/archives/2006_03_batali.jpg


http://www.buttermilkpress.com/newyearsflay.jpg


http://www.booksense.com/people/faces/Emeril.jpg

Klompy 10-29-2007 10:47 AM

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The ham on the street guy should buy a white shirt.

SamIAm 10-29-2007 10:49 AM

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She's pretty, but her head isn't as freaky big & toothy as Giada De Laurentis:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6...s208071ay8.jpghttp://www.sharkattackphotos.com/Ima...sFilmCover.jpg

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RoundGuy 10-29-2007 10:51 AM

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There is no way I'd let my schlong get anywhere near those teeth.

AquaSwing 10-29-2007 11:08 AM

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Thanks OOT for restoring order.

Let's see some love for Cat Cora. On the Iron Chef set knows what she wants and gets it:
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5043/catcora3ok6.jpg

Then there's the softer side.
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3180/catcora2sz4.jpg

Meow!

KilgoreTrout 10-29-2007 11:13 AM

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Rachel Ray's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Her boobs remind me of the flap on an envelope.

Her food sucks.

She needs to go away. Very far away.

DrunkHamster 10-29-2007 11:14 AM

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My god this thread needs some Nigella Lawson...

http://img.tesco.com/pi/Books/L/79/9780701172879.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0...lla400x233.jpg
http://www.radiotimes.com/content/fe.../mainImage.jpg

RunDownHouse 10-29-2007 11:16 AM

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She is the most annoying face on Food Network (except for Paula Deen, who's a caricature). It's not even just one thing, it's the whole package. The eye-rolling, giggling, smacking her lips... I can't stand it.

PoWdA 10-29-2007 11:17 AM

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Rachel ray is not hot.

Now I would marry Giada in a heartbeat.

tdarko 10-29-2007 11:18 AM

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Obv Giada is way better.

Rachel Ray doesn't do it for me but I don't like short and stocky/pudgy chicks, if that is your cup then cool.

What I did find funny is this:

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and knows how to cook

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Lol, wtf?! She isn't even a chef. She is a gimmick and has become a pop icon b/c she tapped a certain market that could be tapped. Plus, she is a marketing genius too--besides the 30 minute meals being a great idea (now the meals are about as basic as it gets and are meals that are common sense and not chef quality etc. etc. etc.) she uses catchy phrases and appealed a broader audience. She became likable. She burns [censored] all the time, she can't use an oven correctly and all she does is use garlic and chicken stock for flavoring for just about every meal. Lol @ this chick knows how to cook, I am a better cook than her--I just don't use cheesy catch phrases that middle aged women are going to go ga ga over and find adorable...translation: I see through the BS.

fluffpop62 10-29-2007 11:28 AM

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i LOVEEEEEEE PAULA D!!!!!1


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