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NFL Star: Londoners Speak English?
Updated: 14:09, Friday October 26, 2007

Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder has admitted not knowing people speak English in London.

The NFL player might want to check a map to see where he's playing Sunday's prestige game against the New York Giants at Wembley Stadium.

Crowder, who comes from Atlanta in Georgia, may be praised on the field, but confessed geography was not his strong point.

He admitted he did not know until now where London was - or that Londoners spoke English.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," he said.

"I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that."

Crowder added: "I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him.

"That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

The Miami Dolphins play the New York Giants at Wembley this Sunday in the first NFL regular-season game to be played outside the United States.

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beat: old news aments.

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wait, London's not a country?

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Wait...where's Dnebr?

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London is an island off the coast of France. ldoimoafaik

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This just in! Some football players are dumb!

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He graduated from UF what else would you expect?

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Why was anyone surprised a football player wouldn't know where London was?

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From the sounds of it, I dont think the country names would help.

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[x] OP still bitter about the Revolution

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There could be a reason the dolphins are 0-7

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My guess is this guy was leveling the reporter so hard and the idiot reporter bought it. He's probably laughing his ass off right now.

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imagine how bad this freak would destroy your existence if you mocked him for being retarded?

He wrestles wild boar in the offseason as a form of training. That is savage.

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I am from England and I live in the States now. You won't believe the stupid questions some people will ask. Ie. How did you get to America? What is it like to live in a free country? Have you talked to the Beatles? Then people always talk about how they have family in England from some town and they mention the last name "Smiths" and wonder if you know them like the country has 100 people living it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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All I know is that in London they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

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alls i know bout london is that their bridge is supposedly falling down

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lol isnt the london bridge in like indiana now or something?

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an English person once asked me if Los Angeles is close to California.

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Yeah.. if they had more more idiots that played smash mouth football like him, maybe they'd have won a game or 2 by now.

This is so friggin redonkulous!

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He graduated from UF what else would you expect?

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Are you sure he graduated?

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Confirmed. IMO.

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i mean, really what do you expect, he is a football player, if he were a physicist i'd be concerned, but this is someone who is paid to run as hard as he can into another human being, not the most thought provoking job

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My guess is this guy was leveling the reporter so hard and the idiot reporter bought it. He's probably laughing his ass off right now.

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one of those levels that leaves everyone laughing. The reporter thinks it's hilarious how retarded this dude is, the dude thinks it's hilarious how hard the reporter just got levelled.

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When did San Jose become a state?

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Tuesday?

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OMG, Americans are dumb??? Newsflash!

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I kind of thought he would say "Italy was shaped like a boot, and Washington D.C. is shaped like an asterisk."