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All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got SMELLY PUSSY, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
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From Dusk till Dawn
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your mom sucks.
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i think this should be moved to the lounge imo
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All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got SMELLY PUSSY, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! [/ QUOTE ] Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, [censored] it! |
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ftw [/ QUOTE ] i was thinking this when i clicked that link, also a few good men, has a few good qoutes |
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ftw [/ QUOTE ] what's funny is how many young poker players think that this is meant to be taken seriously |
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Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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sorry guys. Mikey Rourke wins this and its not even close!1
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i can't find the way of the gun speech that i want.. it goes something like "There is a natural order. The way things are meant to be. An order that says that the good guys always win. That you die when it's your time, or you have it coming. That the ending is always happy, if only for someone else. Now at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world. Our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So, we stepped off the path, and went looking for the fortune that we knew was looking for us"
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A [censored] SHARK ATE ME!!!
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[censored] me? [censored] you! [censored] you and this whole city and everyone in it. [censored] the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. [censored] squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a [censored] job! [censored] the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in [censored] training. Slow the [censored] down! [censored] the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. [censored] the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? [censored] the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you [censored] came from! [censored] the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! [censored] the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother [censored], figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron [censored] to jail for [censored] life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that [censored]? Give me a [censored] break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! [censored] the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst [censored]' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. [censored] the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. [censored] the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! [censored] the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the [censored] on! [censored] the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! [censored] the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. [censored] the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, [censored] JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in [censored] Otisville, Jay! [censored] Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist [censored] everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass! [censored] Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent. [censored] Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. [censored] Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. [censored] bitch. [censored] my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. [censored] this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to [censored] ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place. No. No, [censored] you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb [censored]! |
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These are terrible. Bannings all around.
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[ QUOTE ] These are terrible. Bannings all around. [/ QUOTE ] I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1-WEEK THUNDERDOME. except dids banned them. Plus I'd hate not to post for a week. Plus if by some miracle you should win, I'd hate for you not to post for a week. [/ QUOTE ] They're not terrible and no bannings will occur, I was just upset I couldn't find a youtube clip of the one I wanted so ldo I had to compensate with insults and ban threats. |
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oh okay.
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Z-Man: You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.
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Pacino right before he went straight downhill. Honestly the Watch speech by Tarentino/Walken is the clear winner, but since it's so often referenced it's probably jumped over to cliche, much like quoting Shakspeare. Though Tarentino's Sicilian speech is a very close second.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIzHOfC0cMU [/ QUOTE ] Love this one. I also like Pacino in Any given Sunday |
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Braveheart ldo
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I don't know if this has been posted:
Griswold's Christmas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSA...ed&search= |
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sean bateman in rules of attraction, the very beginning (flashback end) when they introduce the characters.
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also this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDecLiA_Qbw
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one of my favorites [/ QUOTE ] Casey, wow really? I'm so shocked! lol. I guess it's pretty cliche of me, Obviously one of my favorites I'm sure it's been posted in this thread before but I hadn't seen it yet. Edit to add: The final speech in 300 I really love this speech, I'm sure the music has a role in it as well but it really fires me up Also, The Boondock Saints: Courtroom Speech |
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