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HighandDry 10-18-2007 10:42 PM

I angle-shoot on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
Same villain, both hands.

1.
Full Tilt Poker, $0.15/$0.30 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $63.75
MP: $60
CO: $22.50
BTN: $44.65
SB: $78.70
BB: $158.05

MP posts $0.30
Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.35</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $3.20</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $3.20, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.85

Flop: ($10.05) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.55</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $16</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $60.55 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $40.80 and is All-In

Turn: ($123.65) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($123.65) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $123.65 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sevens) and WON $120.65 (+$60.65 NET)
MP showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$60 NET)

Villain: nice call douche
Villain: 7 8
Hero: i pushed....
Hero: you called my push with just one pair
Hero: i had two pair
Hero: two pair beats one pair
Hero: i win

2.
Full Tilt Poker, $0.15/$0.30 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $133.55
BTN: $45.85
SB: $23.95
BB: $62.90
UTG: $80.75
MP: $144.20

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.90</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $0.90, BTN calls $0.90, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.15) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $1.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.65</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $44.95 and is All-In</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $37.30

Turn: ($94.55) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($94.55) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $94.55 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON $91.55 (+$45.70 NET)
BTN showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sixes) and LOST (-$45.85 NET)

Villain: wow
Villain: i gotta get away from this cheater

JSmith2007 10-18-2007 10:43 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
[ ] thread delivers

HighandDry 10-18-2007 10:44 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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[ ] thread delivers

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[x]busto

JSmith2007 10-18-2007 10:45 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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[ ] thread delivers

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[x]busto

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You hurt my feelings over the e-webz.

The_Taj 10-18-2007 10:45 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
wp

HighandDry 10-18-2007 10:47 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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[ ] thread delivers

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[x]busto

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You hurt my feelings over the e-webz.

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I cheat, I'm sorry.

MatthijsH 10-18-2007 10:48 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
[ ]Winning player

gobbomom 10-18-2007 10:50 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I cheat, I'm sorry.

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remove my son's picture as your avatar immediately please.

HighandDry 10-18-2007 10:52 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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[ ]Winning player

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Nope...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9103/fadfasev7.png

Bikini Wax 10-18-2007 10:52 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I cheat, I'm sorry.

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remove my son's picture as your avatar immediately please.

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lol

MicroBob 10-18-2007 10:55 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I was called a cheater for raising 65s when playing heads-up. I proceeded to hit a flush on the river.
The guy followed me from table to table to warn the other players that I was a cheater. Even went so far as to tell them the specifics of my 'cheating' 65s raise preflop.

mugatu668 10-18-2007 10:55 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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[ ]Winning player

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Nope...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9103/fadfasev7.png

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this post is gold on so many levels

gobbomom 10-18-2007 10:56 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

aislephive 10-18-2007 10:59 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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lol

LiveNow 10-18-2007 10:59 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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why are you such a goddamn nit?

MatthijsH 10-18-2007 11:00 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[ ]Winning player

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Nope...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9103/fadfasev7.png

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[ ]Winning player

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:01 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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this is getting pathetic

LiveNow 10-18-2007 11:02 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
gobbomom,
would you be angered if i used a pic of him for my avatar as well?

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:03 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
lol everybody change their avatar

ghostface 10-18-2007 11:03 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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why so i need 2p2 to survive?

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fyp

MatthijsH 10-18-2007 11:03 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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Nice level!

gobbomom 10-18-2007 11:04 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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this is getting pathetic

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so I've heard from my son, but if the guy hadn't posted he's a cheater along with the pic. I'd have no problem with it.

LiveNow 10-18-2007 11:04 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
yeah she's levelling. i didn't know mothers levelled! If only my mother levelled me....

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:04 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I AM SPARTACUS

Pumpy Tudors 10-18-2007 11:05 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
i have pics of gobbo eating grapes off a nigerian man's naked chest

pm if u want em thx

HighandDry 10-18-2007 11:05 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I cheat, I'm sorry.

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remove my son's picture as your avatar immediately please.

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Don't worry mom, we already talked about it. He's fine with it.

Just doin a little advertising is all.

pdk 10-18-2007 11:06 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
lol

gobbomom 10-18-2007 11:07 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
look guys, if that pic./ post ever came up on google or however someone might like to use it, it could have repercussions. I know it's very far-fetched, but I don't care.
He can just edit the post where he says he's a cheater.

Pumpy Tudors 10-18-2007 11:07 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I eat grapes off Nigerian men's naked chests. It's true.

gobbomom 10-18-2007 11:08 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I talked with him also. see my post. just edit the cheater part please.

LiveNow 10-18-2007 11:08 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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look guys, if that pic./ post ever came up on google or however someone might like to use it, it could have repercussions. I know it's very far-fetched, but I don't care.
He can just edit the post where he says he's a cheater.

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what kind of repercussions?

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:09 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
the law

Pumpy Tudors 10-18-2007 11:09 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
I pooped my pants in church once.

Last week.

Franchise 60 10-18-2007 11:11 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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the law

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hahahaha

Dakotasdad 10-18-2007 11:11 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
[ QUOTE ]
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I'm not kidding. That picture is copyrighted and under copyright laws he can get 2+2 in legal trouble. I'll notify the necessary parties if it's not removed immediately.

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this is getting pathetic

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so I've heard from my son, but if the guy hadn't posted he's a cheater along with the pic. I'd have no problem with it.

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ZZZZZZZZZZ

kalensc 10-18-2007 11:11 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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I pooped my pants in church once.

Last week.

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If your pants had gobbo-prayer.jpg embroidered on them, you are in so much legal trouble.

HighandDry 10-18-2007 11:12 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
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just edit the cheater part please.

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As you wish!

gobbomom 10-18-2007 11:13 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
thank you.

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:13 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
IM A CHEATER

ughaulkghalugh 10-18-2007 11:14 PM

Re: I cheat on FTP, I\'m sorry.
 
NO IM A CHEATER


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