SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

first

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2nd, yay, playin a soft 3-6 nl FR table, FR is weird as hell lol

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quick question, when a TAG raises in the CO and you have 22 OTB, what do you do?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

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quick question, when a TAG raises in the CO and you have 22 OTB, what do you do?

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i think you can do almost anything

base it on your previous 3 betting history w/ him... if you have FE i'd lean toward 3 betting, since 22 is a throw away hand except for the set value

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

I'm better than every single poster in this forum at poker

except 0evg0

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

you're also the most modest, congrats

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

Clayton is very proud of his humility I've heard...

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

is that music clip supposed to be hilariously lame?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

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quick question, when a TAG raises in the CO and you have 22 OTB, what do you do?

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i think you can do almost anything

base it on your previous 3 betting history w/ him... if you have FE i'd lean toward 3 betting, since 22 is a throw away hand except for the set value

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im calling pretty much 100%. i cant think of too many situations which changes this.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT TTTTTTTTT

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

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quick question, when a TAG raises in the CO and you have 22 OTB, what do you do?

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i think you can do almost anything

base it on your previous 3 betting history w/ him... if you have FE i'd lean toward 3 betting, since 22 is a throw away hand except for the set value

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im calling pretty much 100%. i cant think of too many situations which changes this.

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same here, should i bet 3 betting this more? i much prefer to call/float than 3bet

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

This session is really starting to piss me off

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $211.25
UTG: $250.75
CO: $143.95
BTN: $412.10
Hero (SB): $228

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $2, CO calls $2, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $12, CO folds

Flop: ($32) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, UTG calls $24

Turn: ($80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $62</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $212.75 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $128 and is All-In

River: ($460) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $460 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON $457 (+$229 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and LOST (-$228 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $243.30
UTG: $251.80
MP: $299.10
CO: $237.30
BTN: $150
SB: $97.90

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, SB calls $1, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, SB calls $6

Flop: ($16) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $11</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $49</font>, Hero calls $38

Turn: ($114) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $40.90 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $40.90

River: ($195.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $195.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and LOST (-$97.90 NET)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON $192.80 (+$94.90 NET)

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

lol
I pick a song next time, k?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

This will be my last bitch post for a while because I know it's not productive. But I've just finished a -1.5k session and these last two hands happened back to [censored] back:

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $645.30
UTG: $236.60
CO: $180
BTN: $93.25
Hero (SB): $193.85

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, CO calls $2, <font color="red">BTN raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $30</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $22

Flop: ($62) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $63.25 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $63.25

Turn: ($188.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($188.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $188.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON $185.50 (+$92.25 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$93.25 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $221.75
Hero (BB): $203
UTG: $117.40
MP: $594.15
CO: $347.65
BTN: $713.40

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7</font>, CO calls $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($22) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $58</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $196 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $138

Turn: ($414) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($414) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $414 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine high) and LOST (-$203 NET)
MP showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines) and WON $411 (+$208 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $616.05
BTN: $659.40
Hero (SB): $594
BB: $720
UTG: $1,270.50
MP: $1,122.60

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $21</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $21, <font color="red">Hero raises to $102</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $81

Flop: ($231) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($231) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $180</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $360</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $492 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $132

River: ($1,215) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,215 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $1,212 (+$618 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Fours) and LOST (-$594 NET)


The villain in the last hand was like 50/26 and I wanted him to fire at the flop since he's an aggro retard. Let me know if you think the flop check is bad.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p...et/great-1.jpg

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

shpanko,
the flop check is fine and so is getting it in on the turn. such a harmless board, do whatever you have to to get the money in.

given his stats though, id prolly bet 150ish and hope he shoves.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

shpnko: dont feel so bad.. atleast u played well and ended up down. as opposed to me who just went on monkey tilt and played terribly and dropped 1k in 1.5k hands.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

Since it got all restarted, I guess I will ask for some of you 100 and 200 PS regs to watch my vid. Its right here. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0&amp;fpart=1 Comments always appreciated. Thanks.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

Good start at 100nl today

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...4/oct16th2.jpg

and lol at my last 2 days

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...84/oct16th.jpg

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

clayton, weird that you consistently say you suck at 6 max then [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img].

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lol
I pick a song next time, k?

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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clayton, weird that you consistently say you suck at 6 max then [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img].

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i like to consider that my resctrictor plates to keep me from floating into space from being so sickeningly good

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

ahhh, no wonder. I mean, obviously you kill me in HU, no doubt. I just recall someone calling a sick double pot shove on the river with the losing hand. The fact that his opponent played it like a massive donk is beside the point

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lol
I pick a song next time, k?

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Why did you lock coaching thread? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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ahhh, no wonder. I mean, obviously you kill me in HU, no doubt. I just recall someone calling a sick double pot shove on the river with the losing hand. The fact that his opponent played it like a massive donk is beside the point

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this week i spent a good amount of time on the toilet solely thinking whether or not your "misclick" excuse on the flop was in fact real

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

don't out me for having a pattern mapper plz

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

My biggest month ever and theres still a ways to go so I'm crossing my fingers not to cue doomswitch. Been grinding and putting in lots of hands this month, already have 25k and I'm up 11k. Mostly from 2 4 where I'm running at 11ptbb/100 over 8500 hands for most (7600) of the 11k. Feels good to run good and I hope I'm not just a giant luckbox although I know this winrate can't last.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

youre going down DOnKey

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i'm +9.7k this month in freerolls. this is the most rediculous [censored] ever.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

heeeaaattteerrrr!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2392/...419a5a13_o.jpg

this time 4 months ago i nearly smashed my laptop because i was in a 8 buyin downswing at nl25 lololol

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

fletch you're a baller.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

shotgun

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heeeaaattteerrrr!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2392/...419a5a13_o.jpg

this time 4 months ago i nearly smashed my laptop because i was in a 8 buyin downswing at nl25 lololol

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Hope you start running better. 400nl downswong I'm predicting?

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i'm +9.7k this month in freerolls. this is the most rediculous [censored] ever.

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make it 11k. im of fire

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

PokerStars Game #12663638787: Tournament #63878924, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/10/16 - 15:14:49 (ET)
Table '63878924 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Swtwtr25 (5830 in chips)
Seat 2: vetturino (4230 in chips)
Seat 3: TOM JR (9930 in chips)
Seat 4: BGnight (4750 in chips)
Seat 5: Mav3r1ck (11315 in chips)
Seat 6: cesarionII (3075 in chips)
Seat 7: SILK23 (3775 in chips)
Seat 8: BuLL3t_bG (6680 in chips)
Seat 9: kammeradsky (7155 in chips)
TOM JR: posts small blind 75
BGnight: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [4h 4d]
Mav3r1ck: folds
cesarionII: raises 300 to 450
SILK23: calls 450
BuLL3t_bG: folds
kammeradsky: folds
Swtwtr25: calls 450
vetturino: folds
TOM JR: folds
BGnight: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [4s 4c 8c]
BGnight: checks
cesarionII: checks
SILK23: checks
Swtwtr25: checks
*** TURN *** [4s 4c 8c] [Td]
BGnight: checks
cesarionII: bets 300
SILK23: calls 300
Swtwtr25: calls 300
BGnight: raises 300 to 600
cesarionII: calls 300
SILK23: calls 300
Swtwtr25: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [4s 4c 8c Td] [7c]
BGnight: bets 750
cesarionII: folds
SILK23: raises 750 to 1500
Swtwtr25: raises 3280 to 4780 and is all-in
BGnight: calls 2950 and is all-in
SILK23: calls 1225 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Swtwtr25: shows [8s 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Fours)
BGnight: shows [4h 4d] (four of a kind, Fours)
BGnight collected 1950 from side pot
SILK23: shows [5c 6c] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
SILK23 collected 12450 from main pot
BuLL3t_bG said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14400 Main pot 12450. Side pot 1950. | Rake 0
Board [4s 4c 8c Td 7c]
Seat 1: Swtwtr25 showed [8s 8h] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Fours
Seat 2: vetturino (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TOM JR (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: BGnight (big blind) showed [4h 4d] and won (1950) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 5: Mav3r1ck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cesarionII folded on the River
Seat 7: SILK23 showed [5c 6c] and won (12450) with a straight flush, Four to Eight
Seat 8: BuLL3t_bG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: kammeradsky folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

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i'm +9.7k this month in freerolls. this is the most rediculous [censored] ever.

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make it 11k. im of fire

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What do you mean by freerolls? Where?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)
 

holy [censored], nh lol