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SUBJECT sais everything!

I've been holding back my jizz for the last 4 days.. the 2 last days ive been jerking off but stopped before coming just to make more of a load for her.!! Its going down in 5 hours any good suggestions on how to do it?

Should we just start off with a regular blow and then spread the juice out in her face, or maybe a hardcore f*king and then jizz her face when cuming??

Btw. my balls are pretty big ATM. had hardon all day because im surfing youporn/redtube and semi-jerking off, and now my balls are actually hurting :S

REPLY!

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Oh yeah, she agreed I could film it too!

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never really understood the appeal of facials

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OMG I wish I was your girlfriend. You sound great!

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Um...umm...ummmm...ummmmm...

I have no idea how to respond to this.

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Post movie obv.

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never really understood the appeal of facials

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its just so pornish

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wow everyone has like 20 posts

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nosnos?

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legit brag

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Edit: Nvm

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I'm working on dope anagrams. Here's what I have so far:

brag: gf agreed to facial cumshot

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gifted braggart . . . (sofa? couch? male?)

Needs work.

EDIT: Also, this is a threadworthy accomplishment?

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post vid and be BBV hero forever.

edit: gf needs to hold sign saying BBVL next to her face during filming ldo

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w...t....ff..

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The latest anagram development works better in many ways, but definitely has a weak link. See if you can spot it:

Crouch . . . figs made total garbage. F!

EDIT: This is an important insight. Make sure to announce to your girlfriend that you are about to make total garbage all over her face right before it happens. Guaranteed crowdpleaser.

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post full tr when gf agrees to ass-to-mouth

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I can't even get my girlfriend to let me cum in her mouth because it "tastes gross". Good work op.

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never really understood the appeal of facials

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so are you a pr0n star, if so would you be willing ot make pr0n to feed my robotz at my robot factory

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Get it in her eye. she'll love it

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legit brag

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Damn now only if i can get my gf to agree to one...If only i can get a gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Damn now only if i can get my gf to agree to one...If only i can get a gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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why would you do that?

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This thread is worthless without pictures.

i.e. I will post later

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Damn now only if i can get my gf to agree to one...If only i can get a gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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why would you do that?

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b/c only teh gheys dont get girlfriends...ldo

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Damn now only if i can get my gf to agree to one...If only i can get a gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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why would you do that?

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b/c only teh gheys dont get girlfriends...ldo

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QFLDO afaik

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EDIT: This is an important insight. Make sure to announce to your girlfriend that you are about to make total garbage all over her face right before it happens. Guaranteed crowdpleaser.

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I guess this needs to be done with a lowpitch loose-aggresive voice like: "Ohh babe im gonna cum all over your face.."

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As long as you say "Who says I never give you any jewelry?" when it's over, I approve.

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You've totally gotta jizz in that bitches hair! Its [censored] funny as hell too!

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Fill up the ears too.

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I dont really get the hair part dude..
more thinking like.. her sitting on the knees with an open mouth while coming in her face and saving a little load for putting it back in the mouth to deepthroat it maybe.

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i wouldn't really take in pleasure in doing that, but if she got off on it that would be a different story

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i'm hard

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well is this gonna be one of those things where your bitch turns out to be like 400 lbs?

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THIS SUBJECT ISN'T GOING TO ANAGRAM ITSELF GUYS

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Shootin in her hair is funny, because it will be hard as hell for her to wash it out.

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no she's 450

http://peecee.dk/uploads/1007/atmf.jpg

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She can't afford a whole pair of pants?

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Seems pretty attractive imo.

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Shootin in her hair is funny, because it will be hard as hell for her to wash it out.

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I guess doing it in the face will make the face stick as well it you font wash it 100%out.. Usually when I shoot her back she gets small thin mozarellas (lol) after, when not washing it 100% off.. You guys know what im talking about