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Ok nerds,

If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case).

Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe.

NEVER FAILS.


Go that?

4:21am.

Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now?


Don't make me beg.


KTB

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see, the problem is you guys feel the need to ask for advice in situations where it's very easy to tell if the girl is interested or not. and that feeling of needing to "make sure" is what makes you look like a pussy and turns the girl off.

i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you, but when a girl takes time out of her schedule to spend alone time with you in activities that are not platonic, she probably is in to you.

note that this doesn't apply when you guys are paying 500/hour with hookers.

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Ok nerds,

If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case).

Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe.

NEVER FAILS.


Go that?

4:21am.

Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now?


Don't make me lol.


KTB


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A+

The part in bold made me giggle.

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i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you

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You might not be, but I am.

Low standards FTW!

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actually i take that back you should go for it, but when i say go for it i don't mean you pull out your wang and say "i brought the wiener and you brought the buns lets have some coney island anal"

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

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Does that mean the girl that gave me her phone number last friday is now pissed off at me? I kinda hate dating you see. But since I am going binge drinking tomorrow night anyway I wouldn't mind too much if she came along.

Meh, maybe I'll call [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

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Does that mean the girl that gave me her phone number last friday is now pissed off at me? I kinda hate dating you see. But since I am going binge drinking tomorrow night anyway I wouldn't mind too much if she came along.

Meh, maybe I'll call [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Probably. I'm also kinda pissed because he specifically said next thursday and I'm very bored so I kinda had my hopes up that i'd be able to go to karaoke and my other friend is lame and my only other option won't be 21 until sunday and that's a WHOLE nother can of worms.

I need more friends at this goddamn school. Ones that don't flake the [censored] out on me. Oh wait - that's why some guy got my number and look what he did....TILT.

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Take a plane to Rotterdam and come drink with me tomorrow. I promise it'll be fun for at least one of us.

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OP is right on. Scoring chicks is simple. Just ignore them until they can't stand it, then pretend to listen, then bang them imo

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Nation is the funniest mod and I never even knew he existed until this morning. Kudos, sir!

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divides by zero,

where are you from?

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Washington State originally, but I have a Nevada driver's license and I'm currently in Massachusetts. Woah.

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? less clothes IMO. Men really love it when you put out.

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FYP

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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I go to nerd school. And I can't go out by myself because it's not safe. And my friends are too busy. Basically it's a horrendous situation.

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knickers, lol.

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Nerd School you say? Would never have guessed from the avatar/screen name.

I can only think of three choices:

1) Make new friends.
2) Give up on the real world, close your windows, turn off the nights, grab a case of hot pockets, and join every chat room, poker site, or online video game you can find. who needs real friends when you have a computer?
3) Live vicariously threw the postings of other BBV4Lifers. I think i'm I'm going to a pornographic Halloween corn maze tonight. If thats something you would have enjoyed going to if you had more friends I'll post pictures and then we can photshop you into them so it looks like you had a wild weekend.

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I also have some girl advice:

Drink heavily for hours on end. Go to bar. Throw up in a sink visible to almost the entire bar. Make sure a girl who likes to play mother is watching you. Let her make out with you after she takes care of your vomiting ass. Easy.

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all,

just get the bitch drunk.

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Nerd School you say? Would never have guessed from the avatar/screen name.

I can only think of three choices:

1) Make new friends.
2) Give up on the real world, close your windows, turn off the nights, grab a case of hot pockets, and join every chat room, poker site, or online video game you can find. who needs real friends when you have a computer?
3) Live vicariously threw the postings of other BBV4Lifers. I think i'm I'm going to a pornographic Halloween corn maze tonight. If thats something you would have enjoyed going to if you had more friends I'll post pictures and then we can photshop you into them so it looks like you had a wild weekend.

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I've been trying 1, but I don't know how to do it since I have no ins. It's very hard to meet new people when you're on your own.

Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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I go to nerd school. And I can't go out by myself because it's not safe. And my friends are too busy. Basically it's a horrendous situation.

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I've heard great things about coastal California...

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all,

just get the bitch drunk.

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ive had pretty good success with chloroform too

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Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

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Sounds like your quite ready for number 2 then! I'm sure all the guys in the chatroom/pokerroom/onlinegame will enjoy talking to a girl thats not really a 45 year old man. But using common sense I'm going to assume you're a 45 year old man too becuase you've made no references to cleaning, shopping, or making sandwhiches, and every one knows there really arent any womon on the interweb

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Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

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Sounds like your quite ready for number 2 then! I'm sure all the guys in the chatroom/pokerroom/onlinegame will enjoy talking to a girl thats not really a 45 year old man. But using common sense I'm going to assume you're a 45 year old man too becuase you've made no references to cleaning, shopping, or making sandwhiches, and every one knows there really arent any womon on the interweb

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I for one believe that DBZ is a female due to the visual evidence she provided in a previous thread. Either that or she's a really good leveller.

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all,

just get the bitch drunk.

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ive had pretty good success with chloroform too

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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I for one believe that DBZ is a female due to the visual evidence she provided in a previous thread.

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i missed that. I may be forced to reverse my previous statement.

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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If I ever get this line to work I'll totally ship you $50

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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My friend knows a guy who used this and IT WORKED. He didn't actually have chloroform, just used the line and the girl ate it up. Variance: My friend thought she was really dumb and didn't like her and I think was bitter that it worked for the guy.

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and I think was bitter that it worked for the guy

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because you can never get the girl to smell the cloroform napkin?

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What is nerd school? MIT?

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What is nerd school? MIT?

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Yup.

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nerd. shouldnt you be trying to solve complex differental equations instead of posting?

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What is nerd school? MIT?

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Yup.

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wanna post a pic for those of us too lazy to search? btw, how hard is it to get game 2 tickets at this point?

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What is nerd school? MIT?

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Yup.

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It's not safe to go out at night? what the hell -- i live in central square and i go out and feel safe...

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nerd. shouldnt you be trying to solve complex differental equations instead of posting?

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I actually submitted project choices for my next math lab project while I was doing this. And I'm pretending to prepare for a dry run of a presentation.

I took diffeq freshman year ldo - only n00bs wait this long to get that over with.

And in regards to the game 2 question - I hate baseball so don't ask.

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nerd. shouldnt you be trying to solve complex differental equations instead of posting?

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I actually submitted project choices for my next math lab project while I was doing this. And I'm pretending to prepare for a dry run of a presentation.

I took diffeq freshman year ldo - only n00bs wait this long to get that over with.

And in regards to the game 2 question - I hate baseball so don't ask.

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wanna come to the game with me?

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It's not safe to go out at night? what the hell -- i live in central square and i go out and feel safe...

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Are you a boy? Then, DUH. But no way in hell am I going to go barhopping by myself in Central. It's a longass walk as it is and it will be made harder if I'm drunk. I have no desire to become a statistic.

Besides, most of the Central Square bars suck anyway. I wish I was at BU simply for ease of access. Or at least lived on that side of the river.

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I would watch it in a bar. Otherwise, no way am I sitting in the cold for hours sans hard liquor.

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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I go to nerd school.

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You go to MIT and you're complaining about a shortage of men? Jesus Christ.

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I took diffeq freshman year ldo - only n00bs wait this long to get that over with.

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Like I know what year you are. i'm still operating under the assumption you are a 45 year old man. and besides, you're not done until you've solved ALL the equations.