I got jacked
 

So I went outside today to where I keep my moped chained up and notice it was gone. The only thing to be found was a few small pieces from the front end. I call the cops and whatever they give me some [censored] about how they rarely find stolen mopeds, since there is not plates required on a 50cc bike. At this point I'm furious and swearing up a storm, which made me feel a little bit better. After causing a small scene some duschebag from the complex comes out asking what happened. The cops started talking with him and laughing which really got me pissed, and was also very unprofessional. The Dbag comes over and tells me hes very sorry that this has happened and if there is anything he can do for me. He then starts looking more closely at my parking spot and asks me about the scraped pavement, I told him my kickstand was causing the damage to the cement. Ive been parking there all year and over time it was making some marks in the cement but it wasn't really a big deal, I thought. He told me that “we” had to do something about this and that because I admitted to doing the damage I was going to have to pay for it....Skkkerrrrrrt! Are you kidding me sir? I will fix this [censored] on my own. He claimed that he would be liable and could not let that happen, and would have someone come out to appraise the damage. “These things are not cheap” -Dbag

Wow what a day, but it gets better. A few weeks earlier I had a nice bankroll going of about 1350 on stars probably enough to cover both the damage of the cement and maybe enough to buy another cheap used moped. Unfortunately I have been dating a sigon whore for the past few months, who decided to take it upon herself to not only dump me but all my chips as well. “I admit I wasn't giving her enough attention lately and spending a lot of time on poker.” But thats still no excuse for what she did. On a brighter note I found 20 bucks on the way to class today “walking = +EV” which I give to my buddy to x-fer me on stars. So I'm currently grinding .5/.10 to hopefully make a well deserved come back. ROOT for me gabrie30 on stars!!!


Brag: I found 20 dollars
Beat: Stolen Moped...who steals a moped?
Variance: I kept the box to the moped lock and am calling them tomorrow to complain.

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[x] Ex Girlfriend dumped money on stars
[x] Ex Girlfriend stole moped
[x] Ex Girlfriend is [censored] D-Bag

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Shes not smart enough to steal something like that.

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-$1.85 will be back on later cut myself slicing a starfruit.

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Shes not smart enough to steal something like that.

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So you dated an idiot???

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No she just wouldnt think to steal steal something of mine to get back at me. I think dumping my chips was overly satisfying to her.

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I almost want to make fun of you for having a moped.. but I feel way too bad for you right now. And who am I kidding, I'd probably drive a moped.

Good luck getting everything together.

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Its clutch around campus, parking by a bike rack as opposed to paying a dollar for 45 mins worth of parking.

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Beat: Riding a moped.

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I almost want to make fun of you for having a moped.. but I feel way too bad for you right now. And who am I kidding, I'd probably drive a moped.

Good luck getting everything together.

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i have a moped, diagf n00b

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Beat: Riding a moped.

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same response

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Beat: Riding a moped.

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Considering my enviroment, a college campus, its definatly a brag. Although I am secure with my manhood unlike someone...

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Its clutch around campus, parking by a bike rack as opposed to paying a dollar for 45 mins worth of parking.

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Yea, I was consideringet getting one for a while. Walking around my campus is a bitch.

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Lost a 5 dollar sng BR at 23 now.

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Beat: Riding a moped.

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Considering my enviroment, a college campus, its definatly a brag. Although I am secure with my manhood unlike someone...

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eff the haters. Sure you look gay, but who cares? They are fun as hell to ride, and who gives a [censored] what other people think. Efficiency is priority number 1

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I always liked your posts Alobar.

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2 pair took mr to ~$35

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Mopeds are like fat chicks - fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

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Mopeds are like fat chicks - fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

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You know from experiance?

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well... I never rode a moped, but that's what I hear.

Actually, my friend just got a sweet Vespa ($7K), but she took it to Florida before she could give me a ride.

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Unfortunatly my ped didnt come close to 7 grand nor the Vespa reputation. If riding a Vespa was like riding a cute fat chick riding my ped comparitivly would be like riding a fat homeless hooker with the clap. However due to its high practicality I rode the hooker like she was the last woman on earth.

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BR update $40.00, and calling it a night.

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quit life - ghost ride new moped off cliff but change mind at last minute and don't let go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

seriously, a [censored] moped!!!!! you sir ARE a bad beat

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quit life - ghost ride new moped off cliff but change mind at last minute and don't let go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

seriously, a [censored] moped!!!!! you sir ARE a bad beat

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Wow I hope you feel better about yourself now. I think you need a hug more than I need a new moped.

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just slap dat bia...
if she did it its ok, if not at least u feel better

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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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come on, its bbv!
where else its okay to slap women?

btw you have the right, no, you have the DUTY to slap your woman if she misbehaves in any kind!

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come on, its bbv!
where else its okay to slap women?

btw you have the right, no, you have the DUTY to slap your woman if she misbehaves in any kind!

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Personally I feel BBV started off with a great culture, its now starting to taper off and get "junky"; Im here to save BBV... Bringin a breath of fresh air, one post at a time.

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on the streets, saving BBV from the forces of evil?

i can smell it already!

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OP's avatar is putting me on lifetilt

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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her

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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her

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OP's avatar is putting me on lifetilt

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All this negativity is putting me on life tilt.

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"Unfortunatly my ped didnt come close to 7 grand nor the Vespa reputation. If riding a Vespa was like riding a cute fat chick riding my ped comparitivly would be like riding a fat homeless hooker with the clap. However due to its high practicality I rode the hooker like she was the last woman on earth."

-gabrie30

I take everything back I said in the first post. This is the greatest series of words ever put together.

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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her

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Reminds me of a joke... What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing.. you've aready told her twice..

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quit life - ghost ride new moped off cliff but change mind at last minute and don't let go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

seriously, a [censored] moped!!!!! you sir ARE a bad beat

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I really don't know why by I laughed my fricken head off at this. Weird because I had a moped and they are great fun!

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Update Bankroll now at $100 thanks for free 3000 UB points used as sng buyins.

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BR at @300 only 1200 more for a new moped!

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Beat: grinding SSNL for a moped

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Beat: grinding SSNL for a moped

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LDO!

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come on, its bbv!
where else its okay to slap women?

btw you have the right, no, you have the DUTY to slap your woman if she misbehaves in any kind!

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Personally I feel BBV started off with a great culture, its now starting to taper off and get "junky"; Im here to save BBV... Bringin a breath of fresh air, one post at a time.

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im coming down to micro stakes to bust yo azz!! im yeedog on stars, im gonna take ur money and buy my own moped.

mission: eliminate moped purchase threat