The world\'s manliest names.
 

I've just been over at this site:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2434

They've listed what they consider are the top 9 manliest names. For your information they are:

9-Lance Armstrong
8-Powers Boothe
7-Max Planck
6-Commander Flex Plexico
5-Dr. Duncan Steel
4-Stirling Mortlock
3-Magnús Ver Magnússon
2-Dick Pound
1-Max Fightmaster (apparently a real name!)

Why no Dids Didsúrson?

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You left off Max Hardcore.

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chuck norris

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Dick Armey

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You left off Max Hardcore.

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Prob. because that's not his real name.

EDIT: How in the hell is "Dick Pound" a manly name?

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Dick Pound LOL

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Patrick Antonius

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I am so going to town hall and legally changing my name to Dick Pound

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Stirling Mortlock owes me $20

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i had a 5th grade teacher named EAGLEBURGER

she was a lady tho

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Bob Barker

Grrrr Woof Woof!!!

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Bob Barker

Grrrr Woof Woof!!!

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Your face is woof woof more like it

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Max Power

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Rip Torn

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LOL at thinking "Lance" is a manly name.

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chuck norris

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QFT

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LOL at thinking "Lance" is a manly name.

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You ain't feelin too manly after I lance your eyes out

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Dirk Diggler

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Dirk Diggler

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Sounds like a worm imo

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My top three all starred in the same movie: 'Grrr Thunder Smash Pirates 2: Guzzle Beer Ram Raid'

Cliff Sharkteeth

Graham Thundercock

Rocky Murderface

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Dick Trickle

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This kid in my high school's last name was Krotchtengel. /thread

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Kathy Liebert

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Names which, when read, can double as a word or phrase. These names’ double meanings are either unintentional, or composed of common given names.

Argelico [censored], Brazilian footballer.
Be-Curteous Cole a male child born 1570 in Pevensey, Sussex, England[44]
Jaime Lachica Sin a Philippine clergyman, was known as Cardinal Sin because of his status within the Catholic church. Sin was said to play a joke on his title, welcoming visitors to his archbishop's residence with the greeting "Welcome to the House of Sin". (He is not to be confused with the term "cardinal sin").
Dick Assman (properly pronounced "assmun"). Canadian service station owner whose name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995.
Dick Mann, motorcycle hall of famer.
Dick Passwater, won a race in NASCAR's formative years
Dick Pole, baseball player[45][46][47]
Dick Seaman, early British Grand Prix racing star
Dick Trickle.[48] With a combined total of up to 1,200 wins in all racing forms to his credit, he has been called "America's Winningest Driver."
Fair Hooker - Wide Receiver, Cleveland Browns 1969-1974
I. M. Hipp, former running back for the Nebraska Cornhuskers college football team[49]
Ima Hogg. Daughter of Governor of Texas James Stephen Hogg. Urban legend contends that she had a sister named Ura Hogg, but this is false.
Jack Ass. Born Robert Craft, he legally changed his name to Jack Ass then brought a plagiarism lawsuit against MTV for their comedy sketch series Jackass. He died of a suicide on July 21, 2003.[50][51]
Lucious Pusey - Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University, legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour.[52]
Ray Zin, Owner of Micrel. [citation needed]
Rusty Kuntz, baseball player
Shanda Lear, daughter of Bill Lear, founder of Lear Jet Corporation
Young Talkmore Nyongani, Zimbabwean 400 metre sprinter.


wiki entry on unusual names

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I don't know about manly, but Flex Plexico is ridiculously cool sounding in a comic book sort of way.

I think I've probably read a paper by Duncan Steel at some point.

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Theres a bunch of fighters and other athletes who have these types of names

Bo Jackson
Riddick Bowe
Rasheed Wallace
Mike "The Bodysnatcher" McCallum
James Toney
Roberto Duran


on and on

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i had a 5th grade teacher named EAGLEBURGER

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Mmmmm, making me hungry. Where's the best place to get an eagleburger?

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former brave prospect wonderful terrific monds... THE THIRD. fo real

former D1 hoopster Fabulous Flournoy.

former major leaguers: Rusty Kuntz, Johnny Dickshot, Jack Glasscock, Pete LaCock and Urban Shocker.

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For world's least manly name, I nominate Lucious Pusey.

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Dirk Diggler

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Sounds like a worm imo

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Yeah, but what a majestic worm it is...

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Stroker Ace

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Jack Ass. Born Robert Craft, he legally changed his name to Jack Ass then brought a plagiarism lawsuit against MTV for their comedy sketch series Jackass. He died of a suicide on July 21, 2003.[50][51]


wiki entry on unusual names

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This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

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Lucious Pusey - Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University, legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour.[52]

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He should of hyphenated it LDO!!

Lucious Seymour-Pusey

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WTF bitch?

Rick James & Wayne Brady

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Revolution Fighter

The kid's first and middle name, I swear.
I worked with his mom, she calls him Rev.

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Revolution Fighter

The kid's first and middle name, I swear.
I worked with his mom, she calls him Rev.

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pics of Rev's mom or you're unemployed

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A teacher at my HS was named Theodore Theodore Theodore

I mean really WTF? Is it that hard to come up w/ a friggin name?

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Rocky Murderface

r o f l

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Asskick Musclethorpe