Lunchtime Haiku Thread
 

Top ramen is good
Honey Roasted Peanuts yum
Orange juice to end

Re: Lunchtime Haiku Thread
 

5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

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I don't "get" haiku
turkey sandwich for lunch
plz don't ban me again

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sandwich
turkey
yummy in my tummy

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tis breakfast time on the western side
so i rhyme in couplets til eggs be fried

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It is almost noon
How about some Taco Bell?
Stomach growling now

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a haiku sux balls
attempt something else instead
i am off to lunch

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toasted plain bagels
with cream cheese and garlic salt
and large black coffee.

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do i want salad?
or do i want greasy food?
i will let you know

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For lunch my mother is coming to my work.
Outside my office she waits, a silent rebuke.
Open wide! Side order of "I'm a Jerk"...
The main course: guilty strumming on my uke.

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http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8074/hamsammichpc4.jpg

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I love you, sammich
cheddar cheese with pickle, yum.
and crisps el dee oh

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hamburger and egg
topped with salsa and lime juice
i wish i had rice

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Food food food food food.
Food food food food food food food!
Food food food food food.


P.S. This is more zen than most haikus

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writing a paper
on king richard the second
suck a dick shakespeare

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Food food food food food.
Food food food food food food food!
Food food food food food.


P.S. This is more zen than most haikus

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no reason to go crazy w/ the exclamation

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writing a paper
on king richard the second
suck a dick shakespeare

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But I like Shakespeare
Your post makes me very sad
I'm off to shoot things

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Just finished lunch
Four more hours at work
Need to use bathroom

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The vast major'ty
Of you moronic idjuts
Fail at the haiku

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had some popeyes
it was rather decent i m o
next time cook longer

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

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Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

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Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

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He's not even a nit, he's just an idiot. Or = 1 ange = 2 juice = 3 to = 4 end = 5

5 syllables dumkauf

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[ QUOTE ]
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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

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Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

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He's not even a nit, he's just an idiot. Or = 1 ange = 2 juice = 3 to = 4 end = 5

5 syllables dumkauf

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obv orange is pronounced "urnge" in his ghetto!