BBV4L: When did u give up?
 

Post moments when you realized you+society=not standard.

I have many, and I'll start with a few:

-At a banquet dinner, in response to a question, I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist.

-During a conversation with a Managing Director from Goldman Sachs, I had racing thoughts of smacking him in the face and running out of the room.

-During my summer IB internship, I told a Managing Director to not be a (slang for birth canal).

Any good stories?

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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you're a bad person.

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This one time I went 130 in a 35 zone.. oh wait.. I was living vicariously through you.

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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YOU DIRTY MOTHER [censored]!

also: a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller.

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when the cop tack'd on public profanity on top of the rest

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I gave up on lots of social interaction after I bought a computer.

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a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller.

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This is standard, I'm talking about things that are irrevocable, and mean the end of life as u know it

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i once met a kid at a party, he was the most awkward kid ever. He was trying to be all outgoing, but was really annoying and embarrassing to be around. Could he be one of you?

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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.

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i was buying some scantrons for my exam and the price was $1.30. I pulled out a dollar and said "I think I have the change" but only had like 15 cents, so I said "nevermind" and as I started to reach for a 20 the average looking chick working the register was like "its cool, I've got 30 cents" and took 30 cents out of the give a penny take a penny.

Beat: Carrying change in my wallet.
Brag: Had too many $20s and not enough small bills.
Variance: Too long to type so I'll skip it.

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i once met a kid at a party, he was the most awkward kid ever. He was trying to be all outgoing, but was really annoying and embarrassing to be around. Could he be one of you?

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Doubtful, you were probably just having an OOB experience on LSD and met ur true self

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I gave up on lots of social interaction after I started posting on 2+2 .

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man op you are too crazy I give up

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stop being me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I don't think having too many $20's is a brag dude. Seriously.

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after enough drugs, u'll realize we are 1 in the same. Society is so focused on teaching us how we are different from one another, which creates conflict. If everyone realized how we are one, we wouldn't have these wasteful conflictions

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I don't think having too many $20's is a brag dude. Seriously.

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Out to get rich, but im no snitch, no need to drop a dime, my futures blind, now tell me.....whats on your mind?

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after enough drugs, u'll realize we are 1 in the same. Society is so focused on teaching us how we are different from one another, which creates conflict. If everyone realized how we are one, we wouldn't have these wasteful conflictions

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Sold. Welcome to the family

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I don't think having too many $20's is a brag dude. Seriously.

[/ QUOTE ] i only carry $100s.

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cool. where do you live? where do you like to hang out. you sound awesome.

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Out to get rich, but im no snitch, no need to drop a dime, my futures blind, now tell me.....whats on your mind?

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I rhyme and I rip
I rip and I rhyme
I spit HOT FIRE
I spit HOT FIRE

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Out to get rich, but im no snitch, no need to drop a dime, my futures blind, now tell me.....whats on your mind?

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I rhyme and I rip
I rip and I rhyme
I spit HOT FIRE
I spit HOT FIRE

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F A I L

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Out to get rich, but im no snitch, no need to drop a dime, my futures blind, now tell me.....whats on your mind?

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I rhyme and I rip
I rip and I rhyme
I spit HOT FIRE
I spit HOT FIRE

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F A I L

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ouch.

I guess I'll have to re-read my copy of The Complete Works of William Blake. Then I'll get back to u with some non-R&B poetry.

Dylan

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the day I frisbeed a plate loaded with food across a full cafeteria.

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hey my name is dylan too

i dont spit hot fire tho [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i thought this said when did you give it up

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i thought this said when did you give it up

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i thought this said when did you give it up

[/ QUOTE ] that made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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ban plz

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the day I frisbeed a plate loaded with food across a full cafeteria.

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srs replies only plz

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I had a bbq this weekend and someone asked me what was I good at and I replied "receiving blowjobs" and like four people just stared at me. No lie.

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I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist.

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one time I took a line from BIlly Madison and said it happened to me

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I had a bbq this weekend and someone asked me what was I good at and I replied " giving blowjobs" and like four people just stared at me. No lie.

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FYP

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I had a bbq this weekend and someone asked me what was I good at and I replied " giving blowjobs" and like four people just stared at me. No lie.

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FYP

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too easy. you lose.

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I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist.

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one time I took a line from BIlly Madison and said it happened to me

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I didn't say it happened to me, I said I actually did it. I memorized the first 45 minutes of the movie when I was in 7th grade. Things like that stick with you, and come out when you start going crazy. I did actually do this, a Kelley School of Business banquest at Indiana University.

P.S.

Recruiters at the Big 4 accounting firms didn't get the reference

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I gave up a few years ago. I realized that I am a humongous piece of [censored]. I hate myself. What's the point anyways?

I look forward to dying, at 27 years old it gives me a sense of hope knowing that I hopefully will die sometime in the next forty years.

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I gave up a few years ago. I realized that I am a humongous piece of [censored]. I hate myself. What's the point anyways?

I look forward to dying, at 27 years old it gives me a sense of hope knowing that I hopefully will die sometime in the next forty years.

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Nice 500th post

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Like most people, on Wedding day.

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I gave up a few years ago. I realized that I am a humongous piece of [censored]. I hate myself. What's the point anyways?

I look forward to dying, at 27 years old it gives me a sense of hope knowing that I hopefully will die sometime in the next forty years.

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srs ?: why wait? seems like 40 yrs. of torture. Not fun, imo.

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Like most people, on Wedding day.

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QFT

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So is this giving up on being decent and respectful to other people? Some of this is completely absurd. Being an obnoxious dick is not humor.