Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

Beaten: by the butt of a 9mm. Right above the eye. Nice big cut. Got knocked down and beaten until I could struggle to escape. Was setup to be robbed by an acquaintance.

Brag: my 350lb buddy who was a former bouncer was there to help me, without him I'd be dead. He beat some of them, knocked the gun out of the bastards hand and chased them off with a big rock.

Variance: Duffed one of them out before I got hit. They didn't get a dime from me. Not dead.

This all took place in an enclosed courtyard that I was stupid enough to go into. I had to get 7 stitches. The post icon resembles my face.

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dude do we have to ask?

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Duffed

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Pretty sure they don't have guns anywhere people say duffed.

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thank your acquaintance imo

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I don't understand the hate? I'm just venting, not one of you could have gotten out of that situation unscathed.

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They really didn't have proper odds seeing how they would have to split 7 ways.. donks..

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Duff

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mmmmmmmm duff beer.

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Pics man. PICS. I know its the DIDS system and every post has worth, but come on. Pics of the stitches or something.

Also was this over drugs? Cause thats what it sounds like

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At least you can sell the gun I guess. You should tell your portly friend that it probably would have been better to pick up the gun than a big rock.

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I won't go into details but I'll post a nice picture of my disgusting face.

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Lucky you weren't shot with the 9mm vs just beaten by the butt.

And yeah, I want pics of wounds.

T

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

go into the story plz

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When are pics coming?
Why did the your guy want you jumped?

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video or ban

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WAS IT 6 or 7/!@?!?!?!??!

DONT LIE SIR,
DONT LIE!

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

well ok acquaintance owed me a small sum of money, I initially showed up to get it, and he refused to hand it over so I hit him a few times. My freind grabbed me back so a big brawl wouldn't break out. the acquaintance said he would go to the atm and get the money and come back, only this happened. I'll bump this tomorrow when I can post a pic.

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WAS IT 6 or 7/!@?!?!?!??!

DONT LIE SIR,
DONT LIE!

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it was actually 8. i ran in and stomped his ass just for kicks

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WAS IT 6 or 7/!@?!?!?!??!

DONT LIE SIR,
DONT LIE!

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it was actually 8. i ran in and stomped his ass just for kicks

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That is so completely literal.

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well ok acquaintance owed me a small sum of money, I initially showed up to get it, and he refused to hand it over so I hit him a few times. My freind grabbed me back so a big brawl wouldn't break out. the acquaintance said he would go to the atm and get the money and come back, only this happened. I'll bump this tomorrow when I can post a pic.

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so you went to collect with a torpedo?

pretty solid imo

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

He prob really got beat up by a girl walking her dog outside a pizza place but wants to sound hardcore.

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so you went to collect with a torpedo?

pretty solid imo

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I dont get

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so you went to collect with a torpedo?

pretty solid imo

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I dont get

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sorry, reading to many perry mason's lately

apparently "torpedo" is slang for big tough dude if you live in 1950 or so

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

yeah pretty much, he's a really good friend of mine. I'm all for fair fights but when the situation is speculative like that I need some back up.

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

guy with the gun,

you're using that wrong

-cowpig

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Beaten: by the butt of a 9mm. Right above the eye. Nice big cut. Got knocked down and beaten until I could struggle to escape. Was setup to be robbed by an acquaintance.

Brag: my 350lb buddy who was a former bouncer was there to help me, without him I'd be dead. He beat some of them, knocked the gun out of the bastards hand and chased them off with a big rock.

Variance: Duffed one of them out before I got hit. They didn't get a dime from me. Not dead.

This all took place in an enclosed courtyard that I was stupid enough to go into. I had to get 7 stitches. The post icon resembles my face.

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Your brag and variance are reversed imo.

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

Agreed on the B/V reversal.

Also, this would be much better if OP wasn't so secretive about the backstory afaik. OP?

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This is either a lie, or you're an idiot

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is that right ama? [censored] you. I'm not going into details because I don't know if I'm pressing charges or not.

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

No 9mm beats a nice, big rock.

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well ok acquaintance owed me a small sum of money, I initially showed up to get it, and he refused to hand it over so I hit him a few times.

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So...bookie or dealer?

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is that right ama? [censored] you. I'm not going into details because I don't know if I'm pressing charges or not.

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Give us all the exact rundown of events in this thread so you can use BBV4L as shock evidence

Re: Got jumped by 6 or 7 grimy idiots
 

one of the two maybe, but I'm giving it up because of petty [censored] like this. I can make more money playing poker without risking my life ldo.

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acquaintance owed me a small sum of money

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How small are we talking here?

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WAS IT 6 or 7/!@?!?!?!??!

DONT LIE SIR,
DONT LIE!

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"wait! wait! you guys!! stop hitting me so i can get an
accurate count!!!"

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one of the two maybe, but I'm giving it up because of petty [censored] like this. I can make more money playing poker without risking my life ldo.

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You really couldnt foresee any of this before you became a drug dealer?

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one of the two maybe, but I'm giving it up because of petty [censored] like this. I can make more money playing poker without risking my life ldo.

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You really couldnt foresee any of this before you became a drug dealer?

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its kind of like a pathetic microstakes grinder hoping to become a high stakes baller but never really getting anywhere, with the added risk of death.

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one of the two maybe, but I'm giving it up because of petty [censored] like this. I can make more money playing poker without risking my life ldo.

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You really couldnt foresee any of this before you became a drug dealer?

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its kind of like a pathetic microstakes grinder hoping to become a high stakes baller but never really getting anywhere, with the added risk of death.

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lol, who wouldn't want this!

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one of the two maybe, but I'm giving it up because of petty [censored] like this. I can make more money playing poker without risking my life ldo.

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You really couldnt foresee any of this before you became a drug dealer?

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its kind of like a pathetic microstakes grinder hoping to become a high stakes baller but never really getting anywhere, with the added risk of death.

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should look good on the ol' resume

actually, i saw a resume (real? fake?) of a drug dealer who got arrested, served time, and was looking for a job.... he did a really good job listing the many skills (accounting, risk assessment, delegation, etc.) he acquired dealing

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its kind of like a pathetic microstakes grinder hoping to become a high stakes baller but never really getting anywhere, with the added risk of death.

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This should be the US Army's new recruitment slogan.

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"yeh, i need you to come down to the dark secluded court yard with me for me to get some $$$ from a pissed off, connected dealer...what...yeh it is a little risky i suppose, better take a rock"