SOUND THE BAD BEAT ALARM!!!!!!!!!!
 

PokerStars Game #12449390360: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/05 - 10:46:00 (ET)
Table '63184081 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: biggerbigboy (3545 in chips)
Seat 2: sjm319 (2765 in chips)
Seat 3: jaydsj25 (1600 in chips)
Seat 4: Likcrazy (1315 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (11115 in chips)
Seat 6: micshine (1590 in chips)
Seat 7: LapDog_007 (1950 in chips)
Seat 8: tomtom186 (1445 in chips)
Seat 9: MunchiWack (1675 in chips)
MunchiWack: posts small blind 15
biggerbigboy: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [As Ah]
sjm319: folds
jaydsj25: folds
Likcrazy: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 10000 to 10030
micshine: calls 1590 and is all-in
LapDog_007: folds
tomtom186: folds
MunchiWack: folds
biggerbigboy: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td Kd 9h]
*** TURN *** [Td Kd 9h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Td Kd 9h Jc] [8h]
ifoundnemo23 said, "wow"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ifoundnemo23: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
micshine: shows [Ks Jd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
ifoundnemo23 said, "dumbass"
micshine collected 3225 from pot

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Yeah, its quite a beat that you played a $1 MTT.

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Yeah, its quite a beat that you played a $1 MTT.

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FYI i'm in 1st with 7 left doing nothing but shoving. i am god

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Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Jd 3d]
biggerbigboy: folds
sjm319: folds
jaydsj25: calls 50
Likcrazy: folds
Likcrazy has returned
ifoundnemo23 said, "i wonder if you ever get tired of railing a $1.20 sng"
ifoundnemo23: raises 8375 to 8425 and is all-in
micshine: calls 3105 and is all-in
LapDog_007: calls 4065 and is all-in
jaydsj25: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kh 3h]
*** TURN *** [Tc Kh 3h] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kh 3h 5s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LapDog_007: shows [Ah Qd] (a pair of Kings)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Jd 3d] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
ifoundnemo23 said, "nbhahahaahha"
ifoundnemo23 collected 1970 from side pot
micshine: shows [Jh As] (a pair of Kings)
ifoundnemo23 said, "hahahahhahaha"
ifoundnemo23 collected 9440 from main pot
ifoundnemo23 said, "suck my balls!"

now in the money with a 4:1 advantage on 2nd

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PokerStars Game #12449519363: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/05 - 10:56:26 (ET)
Table '63184081 2' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: biggerbigboy (3260 in chips)
Seat 2: sjm319 (5265 in chips)
Seat 3: jaydsj25 (1235 in chips)
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (17240 in chips)
ifoundnemo23: posts small blind 25
biggerbigboy: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [5d 3h]
sjm319: folds
jaydsj25: calls 50
ifoundnemo23: raises 17190 to 17240 and is all-in
biggerbigboy: folds
jaydsj25: calls 1185 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2c Kd 7s]
ifoundnemo23 said, "what a trap"
*** TURN *** [2c Kd 7s] [Qd]
ifoundnemo23 said, "wow"
*** RIVER *** [2c Kd 7s Qd] [3s]
ifoundnemo23 said, "xpert"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ifoundnemo23: shows [5d 3h] (a pair of Threes)
jaydsj25: shows [As 5h] (high card Ace)
ifoundnemo23 said, "BAHAHAH"
ifoundnemo23 said, "chode"
ifoundnemo23 collected 2520 from pot

and then there were 3

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Wow, this is a 18 man two table donk and go.

The level of beatitude is huge right here.

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looks like the dream's gonna be over

PokerStars Game #12449577831: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/05 - 11:01:11 (ET)
Table '63184081 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: biggerbigboy (6270 in chips)
Seat 2: sjm319 (5065 in chips)
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (15665 in chips)
biggerbigboy: posts small blind 50
sjm319: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Js Ad]
ifoundnemo23: raises 15565 to 15665 and is all-in
biggerbigboy: folds
sjm319: calls 4965 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ks 8h 2d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 8h 2d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 8h 2d Qs] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sjm319: shows [4d 4h] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Js Ad] (a pair of Kings)
ifoundnemo23 said, "omg"
sjm319 collected 10180 from pot
ifoundnemo23 said, "insta-call?"

PokerStars Game #12449582839: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/05 - 11:01:35 (ET)
Table '63184081 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: biggerbigboy (6220 in chips)
Seat 2: sjm319 (10180 in chips)
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (10600 in chips)
sjm319: posts small blind 50
ifoundnemo23: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Td 3d]
ifoundnemo23 said, "are u kidding me"
biggerbigboy said, "thank u sjm"
biggerbigboy: calls 100
sjm319: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 10500 to 10600 and is all-in
biggerbigboy: calls 6120 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ts 2c]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ts 2c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ts 2c 5c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ifoundnemo23: shows [Td 3d] (a pair of Tens)
biggerbigboy: shows [Ah 3s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
biggerbigboy collected 12490 from pot

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you look like a pro

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beat: the dream ends

PokerStars Game #12449650388: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/05 - 11:07:03 (ET)
Table '63184081 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: biggerbigboy (11290 in chips)
Seat 2: sjm319 (9830 in chips)
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (5880 in chips)
biggerbigboy: posts small blind 50
sjm319: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [7h 4c]
ifoundnemo23: raises 5780 to 5880 and is all-in
biggerbigboy: folds
sjm319: calls 5780
*** FLOP *** [5s 2c Ac]
*** TURN *** [5s 2c Ac] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 2c Ac 9d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sjm319: shows [Ah Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
ifoundnemo23: shows [7h 4c] (high card Ace)
ifoundnemo23 said, "unreal"
sjm319 collected 11810 from pot

variance: I WON $3.60!

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You post these "look I'm funny I play 1$ SNGs" so much that I don't believe you play anything else.

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You post these "look I'm funny I play 1$ SNGs" so much that I don't believe you play anything else.

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good for you

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yeh i thought you said u played 5k nl on some secret site or something. lol i dont care either way just start posting some more good stories again even if they are made up or even if they are not made up.

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yeh i thought you said u played 5k nl on some secret site or something. lol i dont care either way just start posting some more good stories again even if they are made up or even if they are not made up.

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400-600 NL is not even close to 5k

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yeh i thought you said u played 5k nl on some secret site or something. lol i dont care either way just start posting some more good stories again even if they are made up or even if they are not made up.

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400-600 NL is not even close to 5k

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i dont listen to the serious stuff you say. that gets mixed up with other pieces of threads ive only partially taken in. the result of a 5knl hand in high stakes i have partially read crossed with you saying you play 400nl with a dash of a thread about the meaning of swongs being a secret could come out as BTYS plays 5k nl on a secret site.

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Less of this, more of the 'slice of life' stories regarding your parent's store.

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Less of this, more of the 'slice of life' stories regarding your parent's store.

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god damnit, fine, ruin my fun. mods delete or lock plz

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I'm not gonna keep locking your crappy threads and leaving the good ones, BTYS. Nobody bats 100%. You gotta live with the consequence of making crappy threads.

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SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAAAMBULANCE AMIRITE LOL

*** THE OFFICIAL $1.20 CONTAINMENT THREAD ***
 

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I'm not gonna keep locking your crappy threads and leaving the good ones, BTYS. Nobody bats 100%. You gotta live with the consequence of making crappy threads.

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i've only asked you to do it like, twice

that said......fine, i will bump this from now until eternity out of sheer spite

bahahahahahahhahaha

EDIT: in order to make life easier for you people, i will refer to this thread as the OFFICIAL $1.20 containment thread. all such exploits from here on out will go here. til i ultimately forget, that is.

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EDIT: in order to make life easier for you people, i will refer to this thread as the OFFICIAL $1.20 containment thread. all such exploits from here on out will go here. til i ultimately forget, that is.

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thanks - because we really give a [censored] about your stupid $1 antics

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IDK who ADK is but stop pooing in my ear and callin it choclate imo.

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ifoundnemo23 said, "suck my balls!"

countdown to chat ban?

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more stories of helping out at your parent's store

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i thought you had a lifetime chat ban

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Man you should pretend to be a verizon representive or something and try to sell them something while you shove every hand obviously

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whoo whoo

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BUMPO

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i thought you had a lifetime chat ban

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nope!

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(BUMP)

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EDIT: in order to make life easier for you people, i will refer to this thread as the OFFICIAL $1.20 containment thread. all such exploits from here on out will go here. til i ultimately forget, that is.

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thanks - because we really give a [censored] about your stupid $1 antics

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i have no idea who you are, but you are without question the most useless troll i've come across yet. congrats

(BUMP!)

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PokerStars Game #12449390360: Tournament #63184081, $1.00+$0.20

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This is when I stopped reading...

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Since you posted in that other thread that you reported those guys for chat bans (when you egged them on), I'm going to go ahead and forward this to stars and hopefully they ban your chat too.

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Since you posted in that other thread that you reported those guys for chat bans (when you egged them on), I'm going to go ahead and forward this to stars and hopefully they ban your chat too.

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however will i go on!

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Since you posted in that other thread that you reported those guys for chat bans (when you egged them on), I'm going to go ahead and forward this to stars and hopefully they ban your chat too.

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however will i go on!

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I'm not sure, but email sent.

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.


I sounded the alarm.

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Since you posted in that other thread that you reported those guys for chat bans (when you egged them on), I'm going to go ahead and forward this to stars and hopefully they ban your chat too.

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however will i go on!

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I'm not sure, but email sent.

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http://diy.despair.com/output/poster41835412.jpg


must be fun to know the best thing you have goin for you on a friday night is an attempt in vain to get my chat banned