pua help, cash reward
 

Met a girl at bar 3-4 months ago, flirting/touching, no make out or sex, got her #, sent a few txt/facebook msgs back and forth, nothing major, girl leaves for the summer, girl is now back in town ldo

havent had any communication with her for 3 months

i'm kind of on a drought and I have an urge to hook it up with this girl now

should i send a txt or facebook msg and whats my line?

i'll ship 5$ on stars and give a tr of the suggestion i use

Brag: meet girls at bars
Beat: no sex in months
Beat: resorting to calling up chicks i met months ago
Variance: stalkerish?

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

facebook: so howd your summer go

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

1st: u suck
2nd: don't worry boy here's the plan:
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1...nlaidyoii8.gif

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

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facebook: so howd your summer go

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send him the $

/thread

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

Just stalk her, some girls like that kind of stuff.

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

This is lame, but so are you so who cares?


Text her something unintelligible:

Example: asj logh b fjs


She replies: um, what?

wait a full day

You reply: oh, i'm sorry. i dropped my phone in the toilet and it send a bunch of gibberish to my friends.

She replies: oh ok [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Wait 12 hours

You reply: hey what are you up to? let's have some drinks this weekend.




Some girl I wasn't talking to anymore pulled this one on me. I was drunk though.

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

[ QUOTE ]
This is lame, but so are you so who cares?


Text her something unintelligible:

Example: asj logh b fjs


She replies: um, what?

wait a full day

You reply: oh, i'm sorry. i dropped my phone in the toilet and it send a bunch of gibberish to my friends.

She replies: oh ok [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Wait 12 hours

You reply: hey what are you up to? let's have some drinks this weekend.




Some girl I wasn't talking to anymore pulled this one on me. I was drunk though.

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frontrunner

this is the kind of thing i am looking for, keep em coming

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is lame, but so are you so who cares?


Text her something unintelligible:

Example: asj logh b fjs


She replies: um, what?

wait a full day

You reply: oh, i'm sorry. i dropped my phone in the toilet and it send a bunch of gibberish to my friends.

She replies: oh ok [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Wait 12 hours

You reply: hey what are you up to? let's have some drinks this weekend.




Some girl I wasn't talking to anymore pulled this one on me. I was drunk though.

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frontrunner

this is the kind of thing i am looking for, keep em coming

[/ QUOTE ]
and this is exactly why you suck so badly. just [censored] call her you pussy

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

Tell her you thinking of joining a cult and if the one she was at over the summer was any good.

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

Call her, tell her you want to meet for a drink to catch up. Knock off the text/Facebook messages, it makes you look lazy. How about being bold and call her.

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

[ QUOTE ]
Call her, tell her you want to meet for a drink to catch up. Knock off the text/Facebook messages, it makes you look lazy. How about being bold and call her.

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unlimited bone 'em rewards bold and aggressive calls?

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youText: "when did you become such a stranger"
reply: ~haha what do you mean
youText: "i havent heard from you all summer. I mean, i know im kind of intimidating, but i dont remember you being this shy =)"
reply: ~haha, cute. im not shy i was just away all summer!
youText: "Awesome, that must mean you have some good stories to tell [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]" if you want to be aggressive add: "when do i get to hear them" to the end of this

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you: hey i was just going through the numbers in my phone, you are ******* right?
her: ya thats me
you: cool, we should meet up at so and so and hang out
her: (no response)
*you stalk her and kill her*

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Step 1: Dial number
Step 2: Talk coherently long enough to ask her for drinks
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

You: "I have a cripping dehibiltiating social disease where I don't understand that PUA artists are full of [censored]."
Her: "What the [censored] is a PUA artists?"
You: "Oh, they are people who have these clever internet forums where we discuss little strategies to pick up girls... hello?"

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

"What the [censored] is a PUA artists?"

one who paints pick-up artists?

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You: Hey, I lost all the numbers in my phone, can you give me yours again?

Her: If you lost my number then how are you calling me right now?

You: Oh [censored] I was supposed to email you that message.

Re: pua help, cash reward
 

text her "who's number is this?" if you don't know her that well.
That will get you started without looking like a stalker.