Doing chicks while driving on the highway
 

This subject somehow came up during blow job week: Doing chicks while driving on the highway.

Maybe I'm being too much of a pussy, but [censored] while driving 70 mph doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

Discuss.

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Posting this in a forum that worships the PUA skills of Goofyballer might not yield a scientifically meaningful answer.

I've always found that it is much easier to pull over, take care of business and then just break a few speed limits if it makes me late for anything important.

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I took this into consideration, but I figured it was better for it to be not serious enough here than too serious on another forum.

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No, don't do it, you'll end up rear ending the grandma in front of you before you get to rear end your lady. Grandmas aren't attractive imo.

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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the closest i have come to this is [censored] in bhte backseat while my friend is driving.

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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How many views/replies does a Goofyballer thread on girls get vs a hey I had sex last night thread?

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potd imo

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Have had this sort of accident before . . . somewhat embarrassing to explain.

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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How many views/replies does a Goofyballer thread on girls get vs a hey I had sex last night thread?

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How many more people care about a trainwreck than a train arriving on time at the station?

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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How many views/replies does a Goofyballer thread on girls get vs a hey I had sex last night thread?

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I really need to meet some girls man. There's like two cute-ish girls at work (but BBV4L wouldn't rate either of them higher than 7) but they're probably both like 5 yrs older than me cause the one that actually looks my age is a senior engineer (guessing most ppl don't get that title at 22) and the other looks a bit older than me.

So yeah, basically the only girls I've met in the past, say, two months have been through fellow 2+2er the-terp-formerly-known-as-CA who goes to school 100 miles from here.

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How many more people care about a trainwreck than a train arriving on time at the station?

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QFT, someone needs to give me a hand so I can provide more entertainment material for you guys

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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How many views/replies does a Goofyballer thread on girls get vs a hey I had sex last night thread?

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I really need to meet some girls man. There's like two cute-ish girls at work (but BBV4L wouldn't rate either of them higher than 7) but they're probably both like 5 yrs older than me cause the one that actually looks my age is a senior engineer (guessing most ppl don't get that title at 22) and the other looks a bit older than me.

So yeah, basically the only girls I've met in the past, say, two months have been through fellow 2+2er the-terp-formerly-known-as-CA who goes to school 100 miles from here.

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How many more people care about a trainwreck than a train arriving on time at the station?

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QFT, someone needs to give me a hand so I can provide more entertainment material for you guys

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It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them)

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i know what you were saying. i just dont understand

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How many views/replies does a Goofyballer thread on girls get vs a hey I had sex last night thread?

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I really need to meet some girls man. There's like two cute-ish girls at work (but BBV4L wouldn't rate either of them higher than 7) but they're probably both like 5 yrs older than me cause the one that actually looks my age is a senior engineer (guessing most ppl don't get that title at 22) and the other looks a bit older than me.

So yeah, basically the only girls I've met in the past, say, two months have been through fellow 2+2er the-terp-formerly-known-as-CA who goes to school 100 miles from here.

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How many more people care about a trainwreck than a train arriving on time at the station?

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QFT, someone needs to give me a hand so I can provide more entertainment material for you guys

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you should try match.com or one of those other dating sites.

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the closest i have come to this is [censored] in bhte backseat while my friend is driving.

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i read a news article a while back where some dude did his girlfriend in the front seat then another dude did his gf in the back seat

they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them)

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Where did you get "totally struck out" from? Trips in which terp introduced me to girls:
1. I drink too much and puke twice outside a bar, follow it up with 1.5-day-long hangover...prob didn't have much of a shot with girls here
2. He introduces me to his friend from the "ImsaKidd has a fan club" thread, who I maybe kinda have a chance with except not really right now since she's kinda with someone

Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
 

goofy,

Don't hit on the chicks at work, especially if they aren't 9+ hot. No point in stirring up potential drama where you work and earn bank.

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It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them)

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Where did you get "totally struck out" from? Trips in which terp introduced me to girls:
1. I drink too much and puke twice outside a bar, follow it up with 1.5-day-long hangover...prob didn't have much of a shot with girls here
2. He introduces me to his friend from the "ImsaKidd has a fan club" thread, who I maybe kinda have a chance with except not really right now since she's kinda with someone

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When he introduced you to her she was still single. Her new man is totally hot fwiw

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uh you're a tard, she's been on and off with that dude for awhile

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uh you're a tard, she's been on and off with that dude for awhile

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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Anyone who uses the phrase "doing chicks" isn't getting a bunch of action.

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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I was driving to my highschool football game in another town with my GF. I convinced her to give me road head. I caught up to the team bus on the highway and drove beside it for a while. All the guys were opening the windows and started squirting water out onto the car and generally going crazy.

Brag: Got road head while team watched
Beat: Our vice principal was an assistant coach and sat me from the game.
Variance: Brother of girlfriend was on team bus and had to explain to his parents why I didnt play.

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^ you rule at life

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Anyone who uses the phrase "doing chicks" isn't getting a bunch of action.

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I was pretty sure they won't let you say [censored] in the title so I had to think of something less vulgar.

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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It was years ago. If it isn't left out for a long time there is a very small possibility(<1%) of surviving sperm getting a girl pregnant.

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Both very fair points, sir.

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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It is really sad that you have only met girls through terp recently (and totally struck out with them)

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Where did you get "totally struck out" from? Trips in which terp introduced me to girls:
1. I drink too much and puke twice outside a bar, follow it up with 1.5-day-long hangover...prob didn't have much of a shot with girls here
2. He introduces me to his friend from the "ImsaKidd has a fan club" thread, who I maybe kinda have a chance with except not really right now since she's kinda with someone

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Goofy:

"Hey baby, i've got a full stack"

Then as you are banging her be all like "CHOO CHOO". She will love it!

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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pretty sure he hit up a pussy too.

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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pretty sure he hit up a pussy too.

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kind of lol if it takes becoming gay to get pussy

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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false, it can live for a while as long as it doesn't dry up.

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick

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but a tard who gets laid

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick

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Re: Doing chicks while driving on the highway
 

I have a friend who totalled his car getting a bj while driving. He tells the story like it is some great feat of masculinity. I think it just makes him look stupid.

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One time I was getting road head while driving back from the bar and this girl jumped on my dick (she was very drunk)... I hopped a curb then pushed her off me ... pretty scary actually