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Not porn but yep that's one very naked Natalie Portman:

These are from new short film, Hotel Chevalier, by Wes Anderson. Portman + Jason Schwartzman (with increadibly unsexy bigass 70s mustache I really hope somebody doesn't declare that it's "coming back" all retro).

For those who want to pretend that they're actually interested in cinema, the whole short can be found here. For now anyway.

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omg fantastic

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no full frontal? pffffft.

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I kinda like the mustache.

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Brag: I'm going to see this in the theater.

Beat: Going for art purposes.

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Awesome!

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I kinda like the mustache

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So it begins ...

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Brag: I'm going to see this in the theater.

Beat: Going for art purposes.

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I'd stick my lightsaber up that butt

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no full frontal? pffffft.

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I was disappointed.

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disappointed, i was hoping for a Halle Berry kind of scene

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She did Full Frontal for the movie Closer, but talked the director out of using the footage.

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she looks like a mna imo.. very disappointed with no full frontal

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shes fugly.

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holy.

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She did Full Frontal for the movie Closer, but talked the director into shooting the footage to outer space after burning it and peeing on it.

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Oh hey there new avatar.

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solid A- pooper right there

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Eh, he's cute, 6/10

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ugly ldo

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Its not in the theatre. Its a companion piece/short film that was supposed to open Wes Anderson's new film, but they ended up scrapping that idea. I think you can order it off of ITUNES now or in the near future.

Oh, and I love her ass.

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I'd rawdog it, but I have pretty low standards.

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no frontal at all wtf

not even boobs

i was dissapointed.

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i'll take whatever pieces of flesh portman shows and like it

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antisemitic ban

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Brag: I'm going to see this in the theater.

Beat: Going for art purposes.

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chicks elbows are pointy yo

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not really that awesome...kinda looks like a 12 year old boy in that last one.

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You people have clearly lost your natural minds.

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not really that awesome...kinda looks like a 12 year old boy in that last one.

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yeah seriously, she looks great

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yeah seriously, she looks great

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ya rly, i had no idea she had an ass on her

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If I had a mustache, I'd give her a ride on it

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so did that guys see her vagina?

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Whats up with her small legs.

Not saying I wouldn't go for it, but wtf.