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Best way to die?
Best ways to die? I know there is another death thread going, but i was hoping that the other thread would be more like this one. Anyway, my picks:
-Kamakazi pilot crashing into an aircraft carrier -Attacked by Great White Shark (kinda sick, i know) -Putting a bullet through my head out of spite for someone else. Like knowing that me living would facilitate an enemy or competitor who was trying to really f me over, and it would have to be in front of them. It would be the ULTIMATE LAST WORD! (really sick, i'm well aware) Five-Star: sorry if this derails your thread, which is great btw. |
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See: Dean, James
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quietly, in your sleep at age 101.
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Having someone shoot me with a blank that turned out to be a real bullet would be pretty funny.
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Not in a grease fire.
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In a grease fire. Everyone is talking about it so it must be good.
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I guess getting shot from behind while eating a tasty piece of bacon and getting a [censored] at the same time.
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And the bj has to be from Angelina Jolie.
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Either:
-falling out of a plane or -heroin overdose |
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falling out of a plane would be weird.. I wonder what I'd be thinking knowing I'm going to die in a few seconds and not being able to do anything about it.. Just barreling down back to land/water and then splat.
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Having someone shoot me with a blank that turned out to be a real bullet would be pretty funny. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe when you're in the afterlife you can ask Brandon Lee if he lol'd at this. |
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Go rent Monty Python's Meaning of Life and watch the "Death" section
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Naked girl avalanche is the obvious call.
Even better than the spite suicide is the honorable sacrifice suicide. Last of the Mohicans has decent examples of both in the last like 10 minutes. |
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Naked girl avalanche is the obvious call. Even better than the spite suicide is the honorable sacrifice suicide. Last of the Mohicans has decent examples of both in the last like 10 minutes. [/ QUOTE ] Did you watch that earlier on the History Channel? |
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Having someone shoot me with a blank that turned out to be a real bullet would be pretty funny. [/ QUOTE ] You can actually die from getting shot with a blank at point blank range |
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"I'd like to die like my father died... My father died f__king. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time."
- Richard Pryor |
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Everyone knows the best way to die is to freeze to death. At least as far as the actual transition into death process goes.
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"I'd like to die like my father died... My father died f__king. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time." - Richard Pryor [/ QUOTE ] He most likely had a heart attack to go this way. An orgasm doesn't compensate very well next to the sensation of your heart feeling like it's being ripped in half very, very, slowly. |
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Shot by a jealous husband when I am 97
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I go with being at the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. This almost has to be the fastest and least painful way to die. BAM- you don't exist anymore
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Either: -falling out of a plane or -heroin overdose [/ QUOTE ] first is good. heroin overdose is painful. |
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[ QUOTE ] Either: -falling out of a plane or -heroin overdose [/ QUOTE ] first is good. heroin overdose is painful. [/ QUOTE ] What, what? Heroin is like the world's best painkiller, o/d'ing is painful? |
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Bah, I'd prefer to die in the middle of [censored] from a "saddle embolus". Instant, painless death ftw.
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I'm going with brain aneurysm. Kind of dull I know but I like the idea of not knowing it's coming and it being completely painless.
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Riding an H-Bomb to earth, landing on commies and it's not close.
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I go with being at the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. This almost has to be the fastest and least painful way to die. BAM- you don't exist anymore [/ QUOTE ] Instantaneously converted to energy FTW. Although I also like Richard Pryor's dad's exit. |
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Carbon monoxide poisoning from burning charcoal in a confined space.
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1. Open phonebook, select person at random.
2. Frame them for your murder, then committ suicide. 3. Have a laugh in hell. |
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1. Open phonebook, select person at random. 2. Frame them for your murder, then committ suicide. 3. Have a laugh in hell. [/ QUOTE ] That reminded me of this story from a few years ago: [ QUOTE ] A 14-year-old boy who persuaded his friend to kill him in an internet chatroom had spent months writing stories about the murder plot. Police found 56,000 lines of text on the boy's computer, who has been dubbed Boy B throughout his trial at Manchester Crown Court. The amazingly complex stories revolved around eight main characters, including Boy B as himself and his friend, known as Boy A. The other characters were all fictional. Boy B started writing to Boy A in early 2003, posing as a teenage girl. Cyber-couple The fictional 16-year-old girl then introduced Boy A to Boy B on an MSM chatroom. Boy A was led to believe the girl was Boy B's step sister, and the pair soon became a "cyber-couple." The fictional stories, later found on Boy B's computer, were lived out in the internet chatroom. The fictional girl introduced Boy A to what she claimed was her natural brother and Boy B's step brother. Spy mission Then another boy was introduced, and began to stalk Boy B. Boy B's girlfriend was supposedly killed by the stalker. The girl's brother then committed suicide, leaving Boy A, Boy B and the stalker communicating with each other. Then another girl was introduced into the web, who was the character of a British spy on a mission to protect Boy B. By this time, Boy A was beginning to doubt his sanity. The spy, who was then killed off in the chatroom 'story', sent Boy A an e-mail saying: "By the time you read this I will be dead." Murder plan After this, the main character of the story, a 39-year-old spy, was introduced. She convinced Boy A that he would be recruited as a spy, if he did what she told him to do. She led Boy A to believe that Boy B had a tumour and was costing the government too much money. She ordered Boy A to kill Boy B, and if he succeeded he would be rewarded by being taken on as a spy. The spy and Boy A planned the killing online, to take place on 28 June 2003. The following day, the boys met at The Trafford Centre, where they bought a kitchen knife before going to Altrincham, Greater Manchester, and Boy A carried out the attack. [/ QUOTE ] |
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A common complaint from individuals dying from a cerebral aneurysm is OMG I'm having the worst headache of my life.
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Death by Mau Mau!
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Sitting on my roof as a tornado passes through.
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I always liked the "died in his sleep".
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Death by snoo snoo That or some suicide mission to save someone's life. |
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