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deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 05:58 PM

What does Swong mean?
 
Thats it.

The Lipo Fund 09-26-2007 05:59 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
theyre 1thang

Zima421 09-26-2007 06:00 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
another 6 page thread where every one else says "they are 1 thing" to his question...grrrrrrreat...

deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 06:00 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Please extrapolate?

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:02 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
One thing they are.

cosimaninja 09-26-2007 06:03 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
thing one are they?

grando 09-26-2007 06:03 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
[censored] just answer the [censored] question I don't know what it is either

Prodigy54321 09-26-2007 06:03 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Please exterpolate?

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deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 06:04 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Use it in a sentence please.

rothko 09-26-2007 06:04 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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[censored] just answer the [censored] question I don't know what it is either

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how do you know it's an "it"? are you saying they are one thing?

DopamineRelease 09-26-2007 06:05 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Use it in a sentence please.

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Swongs are one thing.

dallas14 09-26-2007 06:05 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Use it in a sentence please.

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What does Swong mean?

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deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 06:06 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Can I have the country of origin please?

grando 09-26-2007 06:07 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
I forgot, we're in BBV4L now...

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:07 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Can I have the country of origin please?

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Lilholdem

The Lipo Fund 09-26-2007 06:08 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
prison

Ratamahatta 09-26-2007 06:08 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Just a guess:
Downswing->Downswong->Swong?

(BIG)BIG_AL 09-26-2007 06:08 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Can I have the country of origin please?

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personally, i watch the national spelling bee everyyear on espn!

(BIG)BIG_AL

grando 09-26-2007 06:08 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
[x] half of the people in the thread don't know anything about them except that "they are one thing"

The Lipo Fund 09-26-2007 06:09 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
i once saw a picture of gobbo swonging

(BIG)BIG_AL 09-26-2007 06:09 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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[x] half of the people in the thread don't know anything about them except that "they are one thing"

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the oh is pretty close to the i. (that and ppl with grills cant spell)

(BIG)BIG_AL

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:09 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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[x] half of the people in the thread don't know anything about them except that "they are one thing"

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Well you didn't even know they are one thing so shhhhhh.

deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 06:10 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Try to make an emotional impression on me. Just pretend you are in a movie and the director made you say swongs as part of your dialogue. How would you do it?

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:10 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Try to make an emotional impression on me. Just pretend you are in a movie and the director made you say swongs as part of your dialogue. How would you do it?

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http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/746...6738070gl7.jpg

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:11 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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i once saw a picture of gobbo swonging

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GOBBO WOULD BREAK THE SWONG LOL GET IT???? (GUYS GOBBO IS BIG-BONED)

The Lipo Fund 09-26-2007 06:11 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
imagine you have a lot of money
and lose with AQ 2726474785857x
then go busto

those are swongs

grando 09-26-2007 06:12 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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[x] half of the people in the thread don't know anything about them except that "they are one thing"

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Well you thought they were 0.2 of a thing so shhhhhh.

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BuddyQ 09-26-2007 06:12 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/i...illa_Ice-4.JPG

deadfromsuckouts 09-26-2007 06:13 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
You mean Full Tilt?

NANONUTS 09-26-2007 06:13 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Definition: A swong is a poker graph that resembles the silouettte of penis and a pair of balls signifying two periods of minor swings and one major swing in the middle.

"Damn that's a big swong you've got there"

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:14 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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Definition: A swong is a poker graph that resembles the silouettte of penis and a pair of balls signifying two periods of minor swings and one major swing in the middle.

"Damn that's a big swong you've got there"

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wtf no this is gay not swong

highsteptd 09-26-2007 06:16 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
Swong --> swan + song

Swan song is a reference to an ancient belief that the Mute Swan (Cygnus olor) is completely mute during its lifespan, but may sing one heartbreakingly beautiful song just before it dies.

icanseeyourcards 09-26-2007 06:16 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
swong must be found in urbandictionary to avoid threads like this!

go bbv edit this [censored] dicktionary
i found

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swong



v. to go crazy, to go berko

n. 16 year old girl who is a highly trained assassin

v. "ill go all swong on you!"

n. "what the heck? swong? you rated wade 10/10 on hot or not?"




2. swong


large penis
a extreamly large penis that dangles between the boys ankles

Jake : Woah my swong is HUGE
adam : Mine is bigger mate - it drags off the floor!

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luckyjimm 09-26-2007 06:19 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2...ofswingxl9.jpg

Reckless1der 09-26-2007 06:19 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
I'm pretty sure it started as a conjunction of "So Wrong ----> Swong". Lately it has picked up specific definition though. It's when you are getting it on with a virgin, and she refuses screw, blow, handjob or tit bang you, to the point you get blue balls. Ultimately it gets resolved that she will let you strap a belt around her chest, pinning one arm in, then you screw her arm pit with the aid of KY jelly.

So when used in a sentence you would describe your date with Lisa last night, to which your friend would reply "Dude, that's Swong".

estoysinblanca 09-26-2007 06:22 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
As i recall good, it was used for the first time in the lilholdem topic about the 10K hu mtt with negreanu etc..

obiedman 09-26-2007 06:24 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
lol at this thread

ImsaKidd 09-26-2007 06:27 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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As i recall good, it was used for the first time in the lilholdem topic about the 10K hu mtt with negreanu etc..

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Swongs are one thing, but they are not this thing.

aislephive 09-26-2007 06:28 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
I hate to be the person to break the level, but the term "swongs are one thing" came from a lilholdem AIM chat when he was complaining about running bad, whoever he was talking to told him that they were just swings, and lilholdem replied with the gem "swongs r one thing."

There you have it folks.

yli 09-26-2007 06:31 PM

Re: What does Swong mean?
 
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large penis
a extreamly large penis that dangles between the boys ankles

Jake : Woah my swong is HUGE
adam : Mine is bigger mate - it drags off the floor!

[/ QUOTE ]

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