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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Pretty lame joke, but if she is ditzy enough it could probably work yo.

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super lame you sound like a pervert, go with a polar bear imo

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if she digs u, ur golden, if not, your life is over?

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I was very witty at my work, so I could see any range of ideas working.

But, what's a better line?

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is this a gimmick?

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oh please share the witty gems you used to make her hot at work.

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I like it this line.

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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Wow that is tragic. What happened to your girlfriend?

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Knock on her door and say:

"it seems like there's a lot of sexual tension between us"

Then stick your dick in her mouth.

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Knock on her door and say:

"it seems like i need to install some ram on your motherboard, if you get my drift, wink, wink"

Then install some ram on her motherboard.

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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Wow that is tragic. What happened to your girlfriend?

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Hey CC, I am just thinking theoretically...

Distance is hard... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what do you mean, tragic? pertaining to my attempt to seduce the girl or your assumption that I broke up with my gf?

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oh please share the witty gems you used to make her hot at work.

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For a nominal fee, of course [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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help

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huh?

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huh?

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seems like a pretty simple request to me

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stick to the Computer Science girls...much better chance there

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stick to the Computer Science girls...much better chance there

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lol, im da man

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"Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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I was very witty at my work, so I could see any range of ideas working.

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If you considered that line witty, I have to be the one to tell you that you are not witty.

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lol

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Note to all the AFCS(I'm better than AFC, but < PUA):

It's not what you say, but how you say it.

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Knock on her door and say:

"it seems like there's a lot of sexual tension between us"

Then stick your dick in her mouth.

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hahahahaha

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stick to the Computer Science girls...much better chance there

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This is very bad advice in my experience.

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F-

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your doing it wrong

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Whene there's a checkmark in that box you might get some useful advise.

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op just end it all, srsly

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F the haters, OP. Most of them probably couldn't get laid in a morgue.

I was in a situation similar to this one in college, and at some point I blurted out, "It seems like there's a lot of sexual tension between us."

(!)

Long pause...

Her: "I can't believe you said that."

Long pause...

Me: "Well, isn't there?"

Long pause...

Her: "Yeah..."

5 minutes later my dick was in her mouth.

Fortune favors the bold, son.

Good luck.

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F the haters, OP. Most of them probably couldn't get laid in a morgue.

I was in a situation similar to this one in college, and at some point I blurted out, "It seems like there's a lot of sexual tension between us."

(!)

Long pause...

Her: "I can't believe you said that."

Long pause...

Me: "Well, isn't there?"

Long pause...

Her: "Yeah..."

5 minutes later my dick was in her mouth.

Fortune favors the bold, son.

Good luck.

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BAN IMMED.

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there is only one line.

I heard that people are made of 70% water, you must be made of 70% gorgeous.

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That one guy is right about fortune favors the bold but that line you have up there is very very ghey. Change it plz.

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Basically you are a damn idiot. This girl doesn't even know you. You need to research what a girl is and understand a few things.

1) She is a girl

2) Girls are emotional (this is important and you won't understand this, ever)

3) Girls have vaginas that are penetrated during sex so their overall experience is much different than whatever the hell it is you are thinking about.

4) Girls are highly responsive to the things you say so don't be a [censored] creep on facebook.

5) Girls need to be comfortable with you before you say that kind of stupid crap else shes a whore, start with something normal like "lets go out to dinner" and without being the creep that you are make it clear that you are interested in her romantically by saying something like "I think you are beautiful", and if you manage not to scare her away with your will commanding wit, then after dinner try to kiss her like a normal person you [censored] creepy [censored]

6)If she lets you into her vagina without getting to know you a little bit first go to the clinic and get tested, love juices often wet areas beyond a condom and thats all it takes.

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With regards to #3 and your OP, think of some dude you just met sending you a message on facebook and implying he wants to stick it in your ass. Thats about as close as you are going to come to understanding the message you are sending the girl.

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[censored] idiot

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here's a hint

the funnier you think you are, the less funny you are

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You just sound creepy. You say some weird perv sounding thing and then are typing oh i mean...which makes it awkward as well as not confidant.

Saying sexual things and being forward can be cool but not like this.

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background: One month ago I work at a Geek Squad type place at my school. Girl comes in for her PC to get fixed, and I make her hot(twirling her finger in hair, laughing at all of my jokes).

I facebooked her, she accepted. I was considering AIMing her, saying "Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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Wow that is tragic. What happened to your girlfriend?

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Hey CC, I am just thinking theoretically...

Distance is hard... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

what do you mean, tragic? pertaining to my attempt to seduce the girl or your assumption that I broke up with my gf?

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I just meant your particular line of choice was tragic. Back to the drawing board.

Feel free to use my 'your motherboard looks like it could use a RAM installation' line, free of charge.

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'Nice shoes, wanna f--k?'

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P.S. Please don't use any sexual innuendo about 'hard drives' or 'floppy disks'. This is the obvious double entendre that will label you forever in her eyes as an unoriginal thinker and boring individual.