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Limesparks 09-25-2007 01:08 AM

is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe lord
 
this is important im about to vanquish my enemy and desecrate his corpse but i sure dont want to spend eternity in he** for it!!! serious replies only pls

drexah 09-25-2007 01:08 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe lord
 
if you plan on cumming, yes.

Stash 09-25-2007 01:10 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
the act of putting baby-making-sauce in another man is [censored] gay.

Annorax 09-25-2007 01:11 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe lord
 
Yes, it is. Your Lord hopes that someday soon, you will be hit by His Holy Banhammer(TM), as you rightfully should have been about 1260 posts ago.

spaceman Bryce 09-25-2007 01:12 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe lord
 
Serious replies only???

ok, no it is not homosexual, it is an act of necrophilia. It is terribly wrong to compare necrophilia with homosexuality, and it is sad that you would make this comparision.... plus the whole thing about brutally murdering a guy wasn't on santas list of things that are nice.

Conspire 09-25-2007 01:13 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe lord
 
Lime im so glad that you really thought about some remarks you made earlier. In my eyes you are still gonna make it to heaven.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 01:13 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
holy crap that is the seriousest reply ever

Stash 09-25-2007 01:15 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
conspire your seriousness level is too high. reduce it by posting a wacky ms paint immediately.

Conspire 09-25-2007 01:16 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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conspire your seriousness level is too high. reduce it by posting a wacky ms paint immediately.

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This is a serious thread sir, and I for one respect the guidelines set forth by other bbv4lifers that I respect.

NT! 09-25-2007 01:18 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
wow [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] spaceman bryce

OP: i think you might be better off humbling him like they do in the old country.

Stash 09-25-2007 01:18 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
fair enough.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 01:23 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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Serious replies only???

ok, no it is not homosexual, it is an act of necrophilia. It is terribly wrong to compare necrophilia with homosexuality, and it is sad that you would make this comparision.... plus the whole thing about brutally murdering a guy wasn't on santas list of things that are nice.

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so ur saying its not gay right

spaceman Bryce 09-25-2007 01:34 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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Serious replies only???

ok, no it is not homosexual, it is an act of necrophilia. It is terribly wrong to compare necrophilia with homosexuality, and it is sad that you would make this comparision.... plus the whole thing about brutally murdering a guy wasn't on santas list of things that are nice.

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so ur saying its not gay right

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I think i see where your going with that one....

Anyway, this is how you bake a molten cake according to nestle

2 tablespoons plus 3/4 cup (1 and a half sticks) butter- divided
8 ounces NESTLE CHOCLATIER bitterasweet chocolate baking bars, broken into pieces
3 large eggs
3 large egg yolks
1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 tablesppon granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 tablesppon all purpose flour powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 425- generously butter 6 ramekins

stir it all together and fold remaining chocolate mixture into the flour and divide evenly.

After that just bake for 12 minutes and then you and your skull will have a romantic dessert.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 01:36 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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Serious replies only???

ok, no it is not homosexual, it is an act of necrophilia. It is terribly wrong to compare necrophilia with homosexuality, and it is sad that you would make this comparision.... plus the whole thing about brutally murdering a guy wasn't on santas list of things that are nice.

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so ur saying its not gay right

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I think i see where your going with that one....

Anyway, this is how you bake a molten cake according to nestle

2 tablespoons plus 3/4 cup (1 and a half sticks) butter- divided
8 ounces NESTLE CHOCLATIER bitterasweet chocolate baking bars, broken into pieces
3 large eggs
3 large egg yolks
1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 tablesppon granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 tablesppon all purpose flour powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 425- generously butter 6 ramekins

stir it all together and fold remaining chocolate mixture into the flour and divide evenly.

After that just bake for 12 minutes and then you and your skull will have a romantic dessert.

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conspire i hope ur skull likes chocolate cake

Chump Change 09-25-2007 01:40 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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wow [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] spaceman bryce

OP: i think you might be better off humbling him like they do in the old country.

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LKSdfjl;kjasfdljOLOLLLLLLLOLOL

Do you remember that thread where ELD (I think) and somebody else were going to have a pose-off and they kept using the phrase 'humbling him like they do in the old country'?

Limesparks 09-25-2007 10:59 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
ASKING FOR IT http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...nd-skull-2.jpg

chopsticks 09-25-2007 11:07 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
Skullfucking is never gay, it's art. Oh wait, art is gay.

maniacut 09-25-2007 11:10 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
is jerking off gay? what about getting jerked off by a man with [censored] who totally looks like a woman? same thing imo

Georgia Avenue 09-25-2007 11:12 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
Eye sex is nebber ghey. Drilling the hole speciallike= v ghey.

Hi bryce hows it going?

chopsticks 09-25-2007 11:13 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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is jerking off gay? what about getting jerked off by a man with [censored] who totally looks like a woman? same thing imo

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I'm trying to figure out what that censored part is. Is it [censored]?

Madman Madman 09-25-2007 11:19 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
I dont think its homosexual if you are doing it as a victory dance

Limesparks 09-25-2007 11:22 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
day crew is way more sexually open-minded than the night crew [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

plool 09-25-2007 10:21 PM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
It's sickos such as yourself why the new Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 was introduced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vav6b5F-_64

drexah 09-25-2007 10:25 PM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
spaceman bryce killed this thread lol im dying

qdmcg 09-25-2007 10:29 PM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
excellent question A+

metsandfinsfan 09-26-2007 09:25 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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is jerking off gay?

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NO

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what about getting jerked off by a man with [censored] who totally looks like a woman?

[/ QUOTE ]

depends if you know it's a guy or not

Quanah Parker 09-26-2007 09:39 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
As long as you've taken Jesus into your heart, you're in the clear.

All acts of holy vengeance, including sodomy, are acceptable as long as you are doing HIS will, and taking no personal pleasure in the act its self.

Go forth and lubricate your member in the blood of the lamb and smite your heathen enemy with your righteous erection.

Georgia Avenue 09-26-2007 09:46 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
Spaceman Bryce needs a custom title amirite?

Suggestions?

Poofler 09-26-2007 10:23 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
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I dont think its homosexual if you are doing it as a victory dance

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Madman, I made you an avatar:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/907/madmanju6.png

nsdjoe 09-26-2007 10:32 AM

Re: is skullf***ing a dude seen as a homosexual act in the eyes ofthe
 
you didn't capitalize the "L" in "lord", so you're pretty much [censored] anyway.


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