I can\'t [censored] girls sober
 

What the hell is wrong with me guys, I just feel so awkard if I'm not piss drunk...Does anyone else have this problem? I probably lack alot of self confidence, or I am gay I really don't know anymore. Also I can stand eating girls out, I just feel way more comfterable just making out and getting a [censored]. I seriously just like watching porn more, because I'm such a pussy.

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diagnosis: gay

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can you [censored] good2cu sober?

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diagnosis: gay

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I know I'm not gay, but I seriously don't know why everyone loves the sex so much and I can't stand it if I'm not 10 drinks deep.

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can you [censored] good2cu sober?

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[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] that was pretty funny

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diagnosis: gay

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I know I'm not gay, but I seriously don't know why everyone loves the sex so much and I can't stand it if I'm not 10 drinks deep.

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Then why did you ask if you were? Very possible.

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I kinda just wanted to self pwn myself because I feel so stupid and gross right now, after i banged a pretty decent girl.

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buy some blow... makes you horny as hell.... you'll be tossin her salad before you know it.

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A Manchester United fan with a Livercrap player as his avatar. Brutal...

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A Manchester United fan with a Livercrap player as his avatar. Brutal...

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I'm a man u, and liverpool fan and I kinda like aresnal now, I actually kinda like every soccer team.

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Have you ever had a serious girlfriend?

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Have you ever had a serious girlfriend?

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No I have had a girlfriend for a week here and there.....But not a serious girlfriend ever.

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just because you don't like [censored] girls doesn't make you gay. i mean it's the most likely scenario and all, but you could just not really like sex at all with anyone.

other "nice" options include just not enjoying sex with random hookups.

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Some people don't enjoy sex unless it's with someone they care about.

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you prolly beat off too much

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Have you ever had a serious girlfriend?

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No I have had a girlfriend for a week here and there.....But not a serious girlfriend ever.

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Sounds like some kind of fear of intimacy. Easy to detach yourself from the intimate aspect of sex when you're [censored] up.

That, or you're gay.

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you prolly beat off too much

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this is most likely part of it, also i know personally i am MUCH more into sex with a girl i feel emotionally connected to (usually a girlfriend)

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sounds like you've got some personal issues that would prolly be best dealt with by talking to a professional. Get some therapy.

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you prolly beat off too much

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I recently cut my beating off in about a fifth because I'm never allowed to sign up for a porn site online again, or the fbi will come after me. Why does beating off matter so much tho?

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get thin condoms or go bareback.

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this isn't emp2

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http://www.channelchaos.com/MASTURBATING.jpg

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Some people don't enjoy sex unless it's with someone they care about.

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who are these weirdos?

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Why does beating off matter so much tho?

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because you'll never find a girl as tight as your fist.

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just because you don't like [censored] girls doesn't make you gay. i mean it's the most likely scenario and all, but you could just not really like sex at all with anyone.


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lolllllllll

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[x] or I am gay I really don't know anymore

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Sounds like you spent to much time in Jail..

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmgay?

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this isn't em2

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If this is actually em2 then I dought its the gay since the talk about all the porn and such. The actual reason resides in ur own mind. The next time ur in the situation just think about it, look at it from every possible angle and ever detail that creates this barrier in ur mind over and over again. If u dont come up with the reason just drop it for a few days and in a while ur subconcious mind will show u the answer. This is supposed to be a very old tool to use ur mind that I read about that has helped me out quite a bit.

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The question not yet asked is can you F dudes sober.

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What the hell is wrong with me guys, I just feel so awkard if I'm not piss drunk...Does anyone else have this problem? I probably lack alot of self confidence, or I am gay I really don't know anymore. Also I can stand eating girls out, I just feel way more comfterable just making out and getting a [censored]. I seriously just like watching porn more, because I'm such a pussy.

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Might be best account hijack ever

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likes every soccer team + cant [censored] girls sober = gay.

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The question not yet asked is can you F dudes sober.

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Probably can't last long while sober.

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A Manchester United fan with a Livercrap player as his avatar. Brutal...

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I'm a man u, and liverpool fan and I kinda like aresnal now, I actually kinda like every soccer team.

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definitely gay

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What the hell is wrong with me guys, I just feel so awkard if I'm not piss drunk...Does anyone else have this problem? I probably lack alot of self confidence, or I am gay I really don't know anymore. Also I can stand eating girls out, I just feel way more comfterable just making out and getting a [censored]. I seriously just like watching porn more, because I'm such a pussy.

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Might be best account hijack ever

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yeah i laughed then realized there was 0% chance EM2 would ever post this about himself

unless he was like blacked-out drunk, but it's way too well written for that

edit: which isn't to say it isn't true

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unless he was like blacked-out drunk, but it's way too well written for that

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well at least we know it's not Good2cu on his account.

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The only difficult thing about having sex sober is if the girl is disgustingly fat or ugly. I've only had sex with girls like that drunk, and I don't think I could pull it off sober. If you don't enjoy sex with hot pieces of tail sober, you need to get some help; beyond these forums.

As far as going down on chics, I've never enjoyed the smell down there. Some can have a less intense smell than others, but it is never pleasant.

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i like the taste, hell, id eat an ass.