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Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 08:42 PM

I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Stake me, I can't stand 10NL any longer.

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $6.65
BB: $25.00
UTG: $43.95
CO: $42.15
Hero (BTN): $21.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.85</font>, SB calls $0.75, BB folds

Flop: ($1.95) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.95</font>, SB calls $1.95

Turn: ($5.85) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.85</font>, SB calls all-in for $3.85
Uncalled bet of $2.00 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to SB

River: ($13.55) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $13.55 ($0.65 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and WON (+$6.25)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$6.65)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $23.50
BB: $8.55
UTG: $9.75
MP: $41.95
Hero (CO): $29.15
BTN: $24.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.10</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $0.85

Flop: ($2.55) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.55</font>, UTG calls $2.55

Turn: ($7.65) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7.65</font>, UTG calls all-in for $6.10
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

River: ($19.85) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $19.85 ($0.95 Rake)

UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$9.15)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$9.75)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $17.70
BB: $9.10
BTN: $6.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BTN raises to $0.20</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.60</font>, BB folds, BTN calls $0.40
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BTN

Flop: ($1.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.30</font>, BTN calls $1.30

Turn: ($3.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.90</font>, BTN calls $3.90

River: ($11.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $11.70</font>, BTN calls all-in for $0.20
Uncalled bet of $11.50 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BTN

Pot Size: $12.10 ($0.50 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$5.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([Ah As] two pair, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-$6.00)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $5.80
BB: $9.45
Hero (UTG): $20.55
CO: $10.40
BTN: $36.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $0.45, BB folds

Flop: ($1.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $1.10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.40</font>, SB calls $3.30

Turn: ($9.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $0.90</font>, Hero calls $0.90

River: ($11.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $11.70 ($1 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Queens) and WON (+$4.90)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-$5.80)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $38.10
BB: $45.95
UTG: $30.85
MP: $20.80
CO: $23.80
Hero (BTN): $37.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.35</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.90</font>, SB calls $4.80, 4 folds
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($11.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $32.80</font>, SB calls $32.80

Turn: ($77.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($77.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $77.50 ($3 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$36.80)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$37.70)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $9.70
BB: $11.40
UTG: $14.10
MP: $12.10
CO: $4.50
BTN: $8.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.20</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.70</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, UTG calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $11.70</font>, Hero calls all-in for $3.00
Uncalled bet of $4.20 returned to UTG
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

River: ($19.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $19.50 ($1.95 Rake)

UTG had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Twos) and WON (+$7.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fours) and LOST (-$9.70)

etc.

hra146 09-21-2007 08:44 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
pot pot pot

holdme 09-21-2007 08:44 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
omg how did no one get the memo. for "luck" use the all-in luck tab
i hate seeing that first graph since it means nothing

thac 09-21-2007 08:45 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
I like your hand selection in conjunction with which hands you show us to prove your 'downswing' which involves getting your money in horribly.

Also, your PokerEV graph which shows you running fairly standard over the long run, as well as your losing a LOT of money in non-showdown pots.

Daddy Warbucks 09-21-2007 08:46 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
$70 is probably more than most people at 0.10/0.25 have!

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 08:46 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
omg how did no one get the memo. for "luck" use the all-in luck tab

[/ QUOTE ]

It's there, omg.

Enervate 09-21-2007 08:47 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 08:51 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
I like your hand selection in conjunction with which hands you show us to prove your 'downswing' which involves getting your money in horribly.

Also, your PokerEV graph which shows you running fairly standard over the long run, as well as your losing a LOT of money in non-showdown pots.

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Actually my EV is way off. It tooke me forever to convert a few hands, and AA and AK I figured were th ebiggest losers. Where is the flopped set thing, I kept a notecard after ahile, and it took 83 PPs to get a set. Then another 30 till the next one. Sets create a ton of money, when you miss them, youw asted what you put in with the small pairs. Baically i have been missing every draw, never flopping sets and having overpairs lose to 2 pairs made on the turn or river.

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 08:53 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

thrasher789 09-21-2007 08:54 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
hands like these is why I absolutly hate 10NL

Enervate 09-21-2007 09:00 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't know where I live, loser at 10NL

Now DIAGFFWSWL

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:03 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't know where I live, loser at 10NL

Now DIAGFFWSWL

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I was afraid you might call me a stupidhead, thanks for being gentle.

Enervate 09-21-2007 09:06 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't know where I live, loser at 10NL

Now DIAGFFWSWL

[/ QUOTE ]

I was afraid you might call me a stupidhead, thanks for being gentle.

[/ QUOTE ]

You most probably wouldn't be able to get a job McDonalds.

SELL YOUR ASS RENT BOY COS YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND POKER

kthxbye

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:14 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't know where I live, loser at 10NL

Now DIAGFFWSWL

[/ QUOTE ]

I was afraid you might call me a stupidhead, thanks for being gentle.

[/ QUOTE ]

You most probably would not be able to get a McDonalds.

SELL YOUR ASS RENT BOY COS YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND POKER

kthxbye

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Please don't yell, indoor voice. I do not need a job yet, so please stop telling me to get one. Though I would reccomend you look for one as you clearly have nothing better to do than berate others. Do you even play poker? Lets see your graphs. Furthermore, your application to the Cool Kids Club (KCK) was denied on the following grounds:
1.) Mis-use of DIAGF (improper spelling)
2.) kthxbye is a possible three day suspension of right to life for it was funny last in 2003

You can re-apply in two years.

Dan87 09-21-2007 09:20 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
why dont u just go play craps thats what i did and now i have a cool million

UptownExpress 09-21-2007 09:20 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
u prob only have 70 left cuz u suck

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:30 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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u prob only have 70 left cuz u suck

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably. But judging from your avatar, not as much as you.

thac 09-21-2007 09:30 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
your avatar sucks worse

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:32 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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why dont u just go play craps thats what i did and now i have a cool million

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That's a good idea. Also, this cool million you mention, is it cool as opposed to the "un-cool" million?

Enervate 09-21-2007 09:32 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Wow this guy is such an ignorant piece of [censored].

thac 09-21-2007 09:32 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Miguel Olivo-million you mean?

UptownExpress 09-21-2007 09:33 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why dont u just go play craps thats what i did and now i have a cool million

[/ QUOTE ]

That's a good idea. Also, this cool million you mention, is it cool as opposed to the "un-cool" million?

[/ QUOTE ]

OH SNAP!

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:33 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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your avatar sucks worse

[/ QUOTE ]

Here is my joke



Here is your head

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:34 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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Wow this guy is such an ignorant piece of [censored].

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Yes, and you are clearly an enlightened scholar.

thac 09-21-2007 09:36 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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your avatar sucks worse

[/ QUOTE ]

Here is my joke



Here is your head

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Here is your post count





















































































































































Here is your bankroll

Enervate 09-21-2007 09:41 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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Wow this guy is such an ignorant piece of [censored].

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Yes, and you are clearly an enlightened scholar.

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Hey, I told you to get a job,then you started being racist

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:41 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Thats a bit of an exxageration don't you think? Also, I have $130 in RB, so add hat and BR&gt;post count because I amde $35 in the past hour.

Miguel Olivo 09-21-2007 09:43 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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Wow this guy is such an ignorant piece of [censored].

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Yes, and you are clearly an enlightened scholar.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey, I told you to get a job,then you started being racist

[/ QUOTE ]

You earn bonus points for playing the race card when race was never even mentioned.

benneh 09-21-2007 10:13 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ ] hero got his money in good more than once.

gongshow 09-21-2007 10:51 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[ QUOTE ]
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your avatar sucks worse

[/ QUOTE ]

Here is my joke



Here is your head

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Here is your post count





















































































































































Here is your bankroll

[/ QUOTE ]

loooool nh sir

Mc_AD 09-21-2007 11:05 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
[x] microstakes is unpossible

Ikaika 09-21-2007 11:37 PM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Dude, do you see the green line that goes way down as the other two go up? That means you play not so good when you don't show down hands. I know its frustrating but post hands that give you trouble, ask about concepts you don't get, and FFS don't come here and pop off about losing money that you got in when you were behind.

Miguel Olivo 09-22-2007 06:30 AM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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Dude, do you see the green line that goes way down as the other two go up? That means you play not so good when you don't show down hands. I know its frustrating but post hands that give you trouble, ask about concepts you don't get, and FFS don't come here and pop off about losing money that you got in when you were behind.

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When $20 goes in before he goes all in on the turn for his last .30 cents, my money was in good jackass. Look at my all in luck graph and tell me why I am not unlucky. Idiot.

Bulletproof Monk 09-22-2007 06:38 AM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
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[x] work in McDonalds/get a real job

[/ QUOTE ]

I am trying to move up to 25NL, what does that have to do with getting a job. Did I say I was a pro? You practically live in a third world country, so shut the hell up.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol well at least we arent fat.

Crazy Porto 09-22-2007 11:03 AM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
sorry to say but you play bad and that you found a 190 hands sample where you should of won a 100$ more is not gonna help.

read some books NLH T&amp;P for example and study the micro stakes forum.

can you post some of you playing stats?

hand1: your pf raise is to small compared to your stacksize players can outflop and stack you (with a set for example)

hand2:you just got unlucky and committed.

hand3:be happy your opponents play like this if not you would even have a harder time winning money.
Btw do you always make pot sized bets?

hand4:omg 10NL=crazy

hand5:same player as in hand4 would be fun

hand6:why overbet the pot like this? you would give a QQ your whole stack

hand7:lol and you are unable to make a profit at 10NL?

choccypie 09-22-2007 11:24 AM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
Easy solution - fold AA/KK/AK pf

itWASaDREAM 09-22-2007 11:27 AM

Re: I present to you, why I have only $70 left:
 
online arguments. much like the special olympics....


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