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bmw335i 09-21-2007 01:39 AM

I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
http://www.aquamaestro.com/productsnew/Fine.jpg

I am a baller and you are a looser. HAHAHAHAHAHA


Finé has a subtle flavor found in natural waters with a volcanic origin. Born at a depth of 600 meters below the Fuji volcanic belt in Japan.

Production is limited, and the very ground above the source has been revered as a place of meditation and creativity by monks, artists, and intellectuals for centuries. The ancient hydrothermal aquifer in the Shuzenji countryside is bounded by the Pacific Ocean to the east and mountain ranges to the west.

My ice is also balling.

http://www.aquamaestro.com/productsnew/icerocks.jpg


I am not enough of a baller for the BLING WATER that costs $395 a bottle.
http://www.aquamaestro.com/productsnew/bling.jpg

09-21-2007 01:40 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Wow awesome.

DIAGF

Triumph36 09-21-2007 01:40 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
jesus christ this world is doomed

Conspire 09-21-2007 01:41 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
I prefer Aquafina and cocaine.

Bad Beat Maker 09-21-2007 01:43 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
this thread is stupid

Subfallen 09-21-2007 01:45 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Thx you for introducing me to this fine product sir.

keikiwai 09-21-2007 01:46 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
i prefer drinking OPDIAGFKTKS<3

Belok 09-21-2007 01:46 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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I am a sucker and you are a looser.


Finé came from tap water.

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Haha, you paid 52$ for something you get free.
Whoever sold you the water is a baller.

garcia1000 09-21-2007 01:46 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Beat: OP extremely susceptible to social proof, scarcity, and authority influences

bmw335i 09-21-2007 01:47 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
No it just makes me feel important and cool.

edfurlong 09-21-2007 01:49 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Do you use expensive trash bags though?

dallas14 09-21-2007 01:50 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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No it just makes me ghey.

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fyp

Dan87 09-21-2007 01:50 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
yet you still only drive a 300 series, why not the 600 mr baller?

or better yet no bmw at all

Conspire 09-21-2007 01:51 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a.../weiredguy.jpg

hobbes9324 09-21-2007 01:53 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Nah - you just use stuff like this to sort out the feeble minded.

MM MD

keikiwai 09-21-2007 01:56 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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Nah - you just use stuff like this to sort out the feeble minded.

MM MD

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you mean everyone who posted in this thread?

J-P 09-21-2007 02:05 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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I am a baller and you are a looser. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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we're all loosers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Triumph36 09-21-2007 02:08 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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Nah - you just use stuff like this to sort out the feeble minded.

MM MD

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you mean everyone who posted in this thread?

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i believe you have been hoisted by your own petard sir

plz to be commenting on your petard's status

spaceman Bryce 09-21-2007 02:22 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
so... does it taste good?
on the bright side you're getting water for 1/5 the price that some people pay. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
question 2, do you know anyone who would buy the $395 one?

shipitkthx 09-21-2007 02:26 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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so... does it taste good?
on the bright side you're getting water for 1/5 the price that some people pay. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
question 2, do you know anyone who would buy the $395 one?

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Bling costs $40/bottle, not $395

http://www.blingh2o.com/store/index....g8dibjfrfqsch0

Raxor101 09-21-2007 02:28 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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i prefer drinking this water

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http://www.nhnightclubnews.com/maxim...iesmaxim_1.jpg

GiantWalleye 09-21-2007 02:35 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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yet you still only drive a 300 series, why not the 600 mr baller?

or better yet no bmw at all

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Ya, isn't that there smallest cheapest model?

My Caddy STS is more balla than that and I don't even claim to be a balla.

doubLe a tom 09-21-2007 03:07 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
sts are so sick

keikiwai 09-21-2007 03:24 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Nah - you just use stuff like this to sort out the feeble minded.

MM MD

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you mean everyone who posted in this thread?

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i believe you have been hoisted by your own petard sir

plz to be commenting on your petard's status

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that was my second post in this thread

iggymcfly 09-21-2007 04:22 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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i prefer drinking this water

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http://umusicimages.ca/gwenstefani/v...themorning.jpg

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FYP. Seriously, every pool has some skank in it that's kinda hot. Do you go around drinking up swimming pools? But Gwen Stefani's bathwater would be a different matter. I'd drink that down for sure.

AntonHeat 09-21-2007 04:28 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
What does it taste like?

KOTLP 09-21-2007 05:16 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
tap water is healthier

Droogie 09-21-2007 05:20 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
$52 + non-alcoholic beverage = baller.

Does not compute.

Shaqizzle 09-21-2007 05:21 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
I actually buy bling water and use it for my dog.

StrictlyStrategy 09-21-2007 05:46 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
It must suck to be a retard and pay 10x it's retail price.

$52/CASE

http://www.aquamaestro.com/innerview.asp?catid=50

xSCWx 09-21-2007 05:51 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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It must suck to be a retard and pay 10x it's retail price.

$52/CASE

http://www.aquamaestro.com/innerview.asp?catid=50

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[x] OP fails

its_just_me 09-21-2007 06:25 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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I actually buy bling water and use it for my dog.

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sapol 09-21-2007 06:43 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Water cost = $0.02
Bottle cost = $0.98
Marketing (involves making OP believe drinking $52 water is balla) = $51

eurythmech 09-21-2007 06:48 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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Water cost = $0.02
Bottle cost = $0.98
Marketing (involves making OP believe drinking $52 water is balla) = $51

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With taxes that amounts to...gazillions of losses?

killsadie 09-21-2007 08:17 AM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
http://www.aquamaestro.com/productsnew/Fine.jpghttp://nathan.floorsix.com/images/pr...arden-hose.jpg

ebepse 09-21-2007 08:30 PM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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It must suck to be a retard and pay 10x it's retail price.

$52/CASE

http://www.aquamaestro.com/innerview.asp?catid=50

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[x] OP fails

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and the bling water

http://www.blingh2o.com/store/index....=1&sort=3d

their most expensive for just one bottle is $40

[Phill] 09-21-2007 08:44 PM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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i prefer drinking this water

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http://umusicimages.ca/gwenstefani/v...themorning.jpg

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FYP. Seriously, every pool has some skank in it that's kinda hot. Do you go around drinking up swimming pools? But Gwen Stefani's bathwater would be a different matter. I'd drink that down for sure.

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Thats almost the most awesome multi level reference

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nodoubt/bathwater.html

bmw335i 09-21-2007 09:20 PM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
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yet you still only drive a 300 series, why not the 600 mr baller?

or better yet no bmw at all

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Ya, isn't that there smallest cheapest model?

My Caddy STS is more balla than that and I don't even claim to be a balla.

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http://carad.ebayimg.com/i3/07/a/000/77/b2/43f4_4.JPG
http://carad.ebayimg.com/i10/06/a/000/77/b2/4438_4.JPG


That piece of [censored] is not more balling what bizzaro world are you living in. Motha [censored] Twin turbo 300hp+ ultimate driving machine. The cheapest model????? It costs $50K with all the options and I paid cash.

http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b7/f5/0445_3.JPG

blutarski 09-21-2007 09:34 PM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
My piss sells for 52 bucks a bottle.

Coincidence?

Or...

RandomUser 09-21-2007 09:43 PM

Re: I drink water that is $52 a bottle
 
Whoever wrote this is the most balla of all:

"Finé has a subtle flavor found in natural waters with a volcanic origin. Born at a depth of 600 meters below the Fuji volcanic belt in Japan, Finé is a powerhouse of Silica, with 81.5 milligrams per liter. Water connoisseurs and health devotees specifically seek out the few drinkable volcanic waters of the world for their Silica content - but what separates Finé from the others is its gorgeous pH of 7.8. Most volcanic waters come with a much lower (more acidic) pH. Moreover, Finé has a Nitrate level of only .3 milligrams per liter - among the lowest in the world.

This is a unique gourmet product - make no mistake. Both the water itself, and the sublime opaque glazed packaging bespeak Finé's elite nature. Production is limited, and the very ground above the source has been revered as a place of meditation and creativity by monks, artists, and intellectuals for centuries. The ancient hydrothermal aquifer in the Shuzenji countryside is bounded by the Pacific Ocean to the east and mountain ranges to the west."

Who the hell would call themselves a ater connoisseur anyway.


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