Ask me what its like to be close to going to jail for 30 days
 

3 DUI's on the brink of failing a drug test. 1 convicted DUI

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and I have the Angels -1.5 and the 9 under

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if you do go to jail, let me know what facility and if bob barker is still providing the toiletries. pics if possible.

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prolly cook county jail

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prolly cook county jail

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yikes, Id do everything you can to pass that drug test, not a good place to be.

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I took the test Monday, had to take off work Tues. cause I couldnt take the pressure of getting a call at work. Didnt get one yet,tomorrow Im 90percent in the clear

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i took it already. Watched the bear game, Smoked 2 hits and went to my PO not in good condition

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I took the test Monday, had to take off work Tues. cause I couldnt take the pressure of getting a call at work. Didnt get one yet,tomorrow Im 90percent in the clear

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Thats a rough place to be if youve never been there, had to spend an hour there once when I was younger, and actually just bailed a buddy out a couple of weeks ago, its not fun.

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i took it already. Watched the bear game, Smoked 2 hits and went to my PO not in good condition

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lol this thread delivers

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i guess this thread should be about the pressure that is on me for this crap

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So you smoked within 2 or 3 hours of your drug test? Because if so, I don't see how you're possibly going to pass this. At that point, your best shot would have been trying to sneak someone else's piss in.

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So you smoked within 2 or 3 hours of your drug test? Because if so, I don't see how you're possibly going to pass this. At that point, your best shot would have been trying to sneak someone else's piss in.

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He already took his test, he's waiting for the results, so technically he's good to blaze here

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eh frank f [censored] sucks and deserves to be hung so does my gf

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Only 30 days in prison for 3 DUI's and the failure to meet your probation conditions?

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Cook County Jail, lol. Good luck. I spent a night there after getting arrested at a block party. No more big city jails for me.

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From an interview with a former inmate conducted by the jail.

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So first off, you determine who’s not as angry or violent as others, or who seems to be nice to you, in a way – it’s all relative. It wouldn’t hurt to pick someone out who has a gang who could protect you. Just figure out who could protect you.

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http://www.cookcojail.com/inmate2-inmates.php

Good luck! Find a gang quick seems like the best advice.

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on the topic of DUIs my one friend got arrested for one, blew above the legal limit, but when his trial came the officer didn't show up so he plead not guilty and got off scott free

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i took it already. Watched the bear game, Smoked 2 hits and went to my PO not in good condition

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how stupid are you?

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i took it already. Watched the bear game, Smoked 2 hits and went to my PO not in good condition

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how stupid are you?

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Check back in 30 days for the answer.

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Will you do what Ed Norton did in 25 hours and have your friend beat you up just before entering so you don't look too "pretty"?

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LOL 3 DUIs...wow you must be retarded. My question: Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?

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Better idea ... why don't we ask you what it's like to be a brainless douchebag who doesn't learn his lesson?

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Better idea ... why don't we ask you what it's like to be a brainless douchebag who doesn't learn his lesson?

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is this all you do anymore? ...hop from thread to thread being a complete jerk to everyone. you're a valuable member of this forum.

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OP,

You deserve to go to jail. I hope you learn from the experience.

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is this all you do anymore? ...hop from thread to thread being a complete jerk to everyone. you're a valuable member of this forum.

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You're right. We should all talk about how cool and awesome it is that a guy has 3 DUIs and got high right before seeing his PO and pat the guy on the back for a job well done as he enters the big house.

If there was any doubt after your performance in the Absolute thread that you are a mongoloid, congratulations on erasing that doubt.

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Dude, no one in this thread said anything about "cool" or "awesome." Your just a dumb nit.

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You're right. We should all talk about how cool and awesome it is that a guy has 3 DUIs and got high right before seeing his PO and pat the guy on the back for a job well done as he enters the big house.

If there was any doubt after your performance in the Absolute thread that you are a mongoloid, congratulations on erasing that doubt.

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You're still a d-bag, sorry.

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Why do you think OP started this thread, "dude"?

If I'm a "dumb nit" or a "d-bag" because I said that having 3 DUIs and smoking a bowl before going to see a PO is not something to be proud of, dude, then I guess it's a cross I'll have to bear. I'll have to live with the fact that those who think repeat DUI is cool don't like me.

Dude.

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niss,

you may be interested in my new line of bumper stickers:

"drinking and driving is awesome"
"f*ck the children: drink and drive"
"beer makes me a safer bus driver"
or
"i'm a huge nitty d-bag, honk to piss me off because clearly everything pisses me off"

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You guys are [censored] harsh. Hope it works out for the best OP.

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3 DUI's on the brink of failing a drug test. 1 convicted DUI

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It does sound like you need to be "scared straight."

Are you an alcoholic?

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What a horrible way to almost go to jail. Atleast get a story out of it, not just every day stupid wrecklessness. I'm opposed to this whole thread.

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How can he be an alcoholic? 3 deewees just means hes runnin bad. The insurance will go up a lil but OP will be fine.

Start pumpin iron NOW and get a couple tough lookin tats. You'll own Cook County Jail and can start yer own gang.

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Why do you think OP started this thread, "dude"?

If I'm a "dumb nit" or a "d-bag" because I said that having 3 DUIs and smoking a bowl before going to see a PO is not something to be proud of, dude, then I guess it's a cross I'll have to bear. I'll have to live with the fact that those who think repeat DUI is cool don't like me.

Dude.

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You are a "d-bag" as evidenced by your avatar.

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You guys are [censored] harsh. Hope it works out for the best OP.

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Oh, they're so harsh. But what would you say if he mowed down some kids while he was under the influence?

30 days in jail versus an innocent dead person - an easy choice, and precisely why they are willing to send people to jail for this stuff.

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not to mention this guy can't even not get high before a piss test. no self control. i think he should have gone to jail after 2, to be honest.