Want to pull a MAJOR prank on someone. Ideas requested.
 

A friend and I need to pull a prank on someone that's screwed him over in the past. There is definitely hostility involved here - the intention is not to film it and then all have a beer and laugh about it. At the same time, we're not talking Scott Tenorman either. The offenses against my friend are NOT worse than a good beatdown, or taking a large sum of money. The person is definitely a POS though and has this coming.

Basically, the limit is whatever you would feel comfortable with, given the description.

Some more guidelines:
- I said MAJOR. The bigger, the better.
- At the same time, the cheaper the better. The absolute limit for me is like 500 bucks, MAYBE a grand, but for that it had better be GOOD.
- Time required: up to maybe a few months. Same as with cash spent - the more fringe enjoyment we get out of this, the more time we're willing to allocate.
- Has to be legal. I'm not prepared to get into serious trouble, nor will I condone him doing so. Needless to say this excludes bodily harm etc.

Lastly, the target is not in college or college-aged.

EDIT: I might provide more details later, but first I want to be sure the thread doesn't get hijacked into a discussion of his specific situation, in lieu of prank ideas.

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You want to spend a grand getting back at someone who didn't even screw you over but your friend? This is so outside my mind-set that I don't really know what to say. You think blowing a grand in this way is getting back at somebody?

"Hey honey, somebody short-sheeted the bed on my yacht."
"Oh no! That's terrible, darling!"
"Yeah, well, they must have spent at least a grand getting past security, so I can live with it."

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Ill-natured pranks usually don't end well. Think about if you really want to do this.

What do you want to achieve? Daily annoyance, one huge [censored] over, or something else? If it was me I'd do things like put a potato in the tailpipe, leave a recycled food present in the mailbox, send DVD sized packages from "Anal Adventures, Inc" to his work...

There's heaps of options for small time harassment. You can make it a weekly thing, and get months of enjoyment.

If you want to do something huge, we'd need more details about his life, where he lives, gf, work situation, etc.

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Just be a man and punch him in the face.

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Buy a metronome and seal it in his bedroom AC duct.

Tick Tick Tick Tick.

He won't be able to sleep for a month and will probably hire someone to take his room apart.

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Buy a metronome and seal it in his bedroom AC duct.

Tick Tick Tick Tick.

He won't be able to sleep for a month and will probably hire someone to take his room apart.

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Buy a metronome and seal it in his bedroom AC duct.

Tick Tick Tick Tick.

He won't be able to sleep for a month and will probably hire someone to take his room apart.

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I admit the deed! -- tear up the planks! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous heart!

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Don't get all literary and [censored].

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You might as well wall up a black cat in his study and nail a raven to his writing desk while you're at it.

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take it to the next level and release the bubonic plague at his next dinner party

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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Put his car on the roof of the school a la Uncle Jesse.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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Buy a scrap car, a crash helmet & a pair of fast running shoes... please youtube it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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Buy a scrap car, a crash helmet & a pair of fast running shoes... please youtube it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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heh, as much as myself and about a dozen people want to do this, i'm looking for a bit more subtlety

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A friend and I need to pull a prank on someone that's screwed him over in the past. There is definitely hostility involved here - the intention is not to film it and then all have a beer and laugh about it. At the same time, we're not talking Scott Tenorman either. The offenses against my friend are NOT worse than a good beatdown, or taking a large sum of money. The person is definitely a POS though and has this coming.

Basically, the limit is whatever you would feel comfortable with, given the description.

Some more guidelines:
- I said MAJOR. The bigger, the better.
- At the same time, the cheaper the better. The absolute limit for me is like 500 bucks, MAYBE a grand, but for that it had better be GOOD.
- Time required: up to maybe a few months. Same as with cash spent - the more fringe enjoyment we get out of this, the more time we're willing to allocate.
- Has to be legal. I'm not prepared to get into serious trouble, nor will I condone him doing so. Needless to say this excludes bodily harm etc.

Lastly, the target is not in college or college-aged.

EDIT: I might provide more details later, but first I want to be sure the thread doesn't get hijacked into a discussion of his specific situation, in lieu of prank ideas.

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Post him some bricks with no stamps on, so he'll have to head to the post office and pay for the postage... if you want to ruin him buy a can of spray paint and spray "PEDOPHILE" on his car/house.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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To keep with the literary theme, spray paint a giant scarlet "A" on the hood.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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That. Is. Awesome.

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Take a medium sized box, fill it about half ways with packing peanuts, take a dump in it several times, fill the rest with packing peanuts, mail to villain.

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What happened to a good ol' swirly, titty twister, or Indian burn?

The CH vid was ridiculous if not staged.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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To keep with the literary theme, spray paint a giant scarlet "A" on the hood.

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my first reaction was to just go over there late at night, and dump a can of paint on her car. this stuff would definitly get back to him.

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To keep with the literary theme, spray paint a giant scarlet "A" on the hood.

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A lower-case t! For... time to leave!!!

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Get a bunch of subscriptions to the most ridiculous porn mags you can find. Have them sent to his house, his parents house, his work, and wherever else you can think of. Stagger groups of subscriptions by a month or two so when he manages to stop one group, another one starts up. I don't know how much it would cost, but I'm envisioning multiple mailboxes stuffed with overweight granny and bestiality mags almost everyday for like a year. You can add to this by spending 20 mins. each day searching online for various fringe religious groups and sign him up for as many of their newsletters or information packets as possible.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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That. Is. Awesome.

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this could be the most evil thing ever.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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That. Is. Awesome.

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this could be the most evil thing ever.

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If the girlfriend wasn't in on it then I agree.

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Gain entry to his/her house. Bring a box of powdered milk and sprinkle on the bed. The powdered milk will soak in to their skin and will make them smell like rotten milk for a very long time. It works best during hot weather as the sweating multiplies the effectiveness.

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buy 5 lbs of lunch meat. Cover car. Let wildlife eat it while scratching/crapping on car.

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Then we'll roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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That. Is. Awesome.

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this could be the most evil thing ever.

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If the girlfriend wasn't in on it then I agree.

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two words. A. Mazing

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dear craigslist, I am buying new tires tomorrow and thus need to get rid of my old ones. They are still on my car and I will be at work all day but feel free to come to my driveway and remove them youself. my lisence plate number is xxxxxxx so you dont get the wrong car, that would be bad.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

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Buy 2-3 white smoke cookies. Pop hood. Place inside the engine compartment where they will get hot. About 4-5 miles down the road, engine will billow smoke.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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From a previous thread...

Contact a scientific supply house on the net, order a scent gland from a skunk (this is where schools buy things like frogs for dissection, they will come frozen).
Either...
A. place the frozen gland on the block of the marks car motor( if you can get access under the hood)
or
B. Use a piece of aluminum duct tape and tape said gland to the TOP of the muffler.

Result...car starts, motor/muffler heats up and cooks melts/cooks the gland the odor is released and penetrates in to every surrounding piece of metal. Lasts for a LOOOOONG time.

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If he has a girlfriend, this is pretty funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

It also definetely has the potential to mess his life up.

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That. Is. Awesome.

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this could be the most evil thing ever.

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If the girlfriend wasn't in on it then I agree.

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LOL... I was actually at this game... I remember laughing about what kind of jackass would sign his proposal "Streety Bird."

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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You pretty much sound like a psycho dude. Trying to control who your own ex sleeps with is a pretty big sign that something is wrong with you. Your buddy obviously realizes this, listen to him.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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You pretty much sound like a psycho dude. Trying to control who your own ex sleeps with is a pretty big sign that something is wrong with you. Your buddy obviously realizes this, listen to him.

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i don't give a [censored] who she sleeps with. she's just screwed him over, along with a number of my other friends. i probably won't do anything, but it's nice to have a plan, in case i feel especially douchebaggy some night.

he's too nice, and just wants closure, or a little bit of respect, she can park her car on the other street (the other dude lives on a corner house) or they can just screw at her place, but she's doing this and a bunch of other stuff to screw with him.

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Cook him some green beans but unscrew his salt shaker just before you serve the green beans so that when he goes to salt his meal he'll get an unexpected surprise hahahahahaha

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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You pretty much sound like a psycho dude. Trying to control who your own ex sleeps with is a pretty big sign that something is wrong with you. Your buddy obviously realizes this, listen to him.

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i don't give a [censored] who she sleeps with. she's just screwed him over, along with a number of my other friends. i probably won't do anything, but it's nice to have a plan, in case i feel especially douchebaggy some night.

he's too nice, and just wants closure, or a little bit of respect, she can park her car on the other street (the other dude lives on a corner house) or they can just screw at her place, but she's doing this and a bunch of other stuff to screw with him.

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Saran/plastic wrap the car with 3-5 rolls the night before they have to leave for work, make sure it's really tight so they can't get underneath it and just cut it off. If you do this right they won't be able to open the doors without unwrapping the whole thing layer by layer.

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not to hijack this thread, but i wouldn't mind some ideas i can do to a car that i probably won't do, but would like to have incase i want to.

i wouldn't want to spend much money on it, and i wouldn't want to endanger taht person or anyone else on the road. and before anyone calls me a douche for [censored] with someone's car. it's my good buddies ex-wife. who is [censored] a "buddy" who lives 3 houses down from him. it kills him to see her car there, and she refuses to be subtle about it. [censored] is coming up all the time about stuff she's done.

i'm normally along the lines of "let it go" but she's screwing with my friend, and a portion of my circle of friends, that i feel i might just snap and ahve to do something to her car. it's a brand new vw rabbit.

also, it can't be something blunt, so that she thinks he did it, or he finds out someone like slashed her tires. he doesn't want anyone [censored] with her. i don't know, anything like putting rancid meat in her air intake or something?

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From a previous thread...

Contact a scientific supply house on the net, order a scent gland from a skunk (this is where schools buy things like frogs for dissection, they will come frozen).
Either...
A. place the frozen gland on the block of the marks car motor( if you can get access under the hood)
or
B. Use a piece of aluminum duct tape and tape said gland to the TOP of the muffler.

Result...car starts, motor/muffler heats up and cooks melts/cooks the gland the odor is released and penetrates in to every surrounding piece of metal. Lasts for a LOOOOONG time.

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Perfect. THen everytime his friend smells skunk, he knows his wife is banging the dude down the street.

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Buy a glass jar that can be sealed air tight. Put in 4 raw chicken drumsticks and fill it with milk. Close the jar and hide it in this guys house.

It takes about six weeks for the jar to crack and produce a smell that will make this man have to move. This will cost less than $10 and make his life miserable.