How long could YOU hold out?
 

Look deep in your soul, bbv, and answer this question:

Assuming you're on a desert island with no hope of rescue, how long could you keep from splittin' and cold hittin this:













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Be honest, now.

I'd like to think I'd hold out until I'd made her lose weight by collecting food for me, building my shelter, etc., but I'd probably only make it a month.

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don't think i'd hit it. i'd rather jerk it.

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forever

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don't think i'd hit it. i'd rather jerk it.

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The expression i love so much for such a situation "Id rather have a wank" really does apply here.

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i think this is worthy for a "ban blutarski"

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4 seconds

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At least half a year, if she lost some serious weight, id think about it. man thats low......

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Hey guys I don't know if you realize or not but she is really fat

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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you could just dig a hole in the sand and stick your dick in there.

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wait, why would you want to hold out?

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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i'd tell her she needs to get in shape or i'll kill her. then once she's in shape i'd bang her.

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Fat chick, deserted island...lol!!!
Like those details really matter to a bunch of chronic perverted masturbatory closeted dweebs...

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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qft, anyone who would do her is gay

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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qft, anyone who would do her is gay

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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You are full of sh*t - or simply don't know any better. YOu don't look "cool" by saying you wouldn't. Its our second biggest instict behind simply staying alive. Think of it this way - there is a reason straight men start f*cking other men when they are serving long sentences in prison.

If you had no hope of leaving hte island, and she was the only other person, you would eventually hit it. Period.

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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qft, anyone who would do her is gay

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Ahh, the mind of a 16 year old...

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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qft, anyone who would do her is gay

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Ahh, the mind of a 16 year old...

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you're gay.

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Seriously, I bet she'd lose a lot of weight running around the beach, finding food for me. And if she didn't, I'd eat her.

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If she is the desert, I'll be the sea
If she ever hungers - hunger for me
Whatever she asks for, thats what I'll be

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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You are full of sh*t - or simply don't know any better. YOu don't look "cool" by saying you wouldn't. Its our second biggest instict behind simply staying alive. Think of it this way - there is a reason straight men start f*cking other men when they are serving long sentences in prison.

If you had no hope of leaving hte island, and she was the only other person, you would eventually hit it. Period.

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dude she would smell bad and it would be an inconvenience. masturbating would be more pleasurable. are you saying if a fat ugly girl walked up to you in a bar and flirted with you you would [censored] her?

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id let her blow me

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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qft, anyone who would do her is gay

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I'm gay and wouldn't

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I'd do it one hour in.

And anyone who says they "wouldn't" or would "wait forever" is a flat-out liar. Either that, or you are gay. No one around to judge, and a p*ssy is a p*ssy - plain and simple.

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i'm straight, and she is [censored] disgusting. Never would i touch her, i'd rather jerk it, seriously.

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You are full of sh*t - or simply don't know any better. YOu don't look "cool" by saying you wouldn't. Its our second biggest instict behind simply staying alive. Think of it this way - there is a reason straight men start f*cking other men when they are serving long sentences in prison.

If you had no hope of leaving hte island, and she was the only other person, you would eventually hit it. Period.

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if i was in prison i wouldnt [censored] another man either, i'd just jerk it (like a ton of the prison population probably does). She may as well be a man, because i'd get more pleasure from my hand then having to look at her.

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i'd tell her she needs to get in shape or i'll kill her. then once she's in shape i'd kill it .

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fyp

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you're gay.

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anyone that would have sex with that is dumb

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you're gay.

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And you are so cute!

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He's so cute, and here's his secret deserted island fantasy:

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No wonder he'll never bang this chick!!!

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He's so cute, and here's his secret deserted island fantasy:

No wonder he'll never bang this chick!!!

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beyond ban

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i'd tell her she needs to get in shape or i'll kill her. then once she's in shape i'd bang her.

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Then kill her! No... wait...

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If she is the desert, I'll be the sea
If she ever hungers - hunger for me
Whatever she asks for, thats what I'll be

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have you had enough of crime?

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actually i would get her pregnant

then 10 years later bingo bango ducy?

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Every man has a Hand Line. If a girl's attractiveness is below the Hand Line, then he'd rather just use his hand.

Different men have the Hand Line in different places. Mine is apparently pretty high, a fact that I discovered after my marginally attractive ex-girlfriend gained a lot of weight.

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actually i would get her pregnant

then 10 years later bingo bango ducy?

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You'd [censored] your own son? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Are there pigs or any other large-ish mammals on this island?

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Are there pigs or any other large-ish mammals on this island?

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plz refer to photo in original post.