Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP
 

Party is at 8, I leave for 30 mins to get Ice etc. for party... come back roomate is frying a pound of mother [censored] bacon.. [censored] I opened the windows and turned on fans NEED HELP asap, I have 2 candles that our now light... [censored]
Advice needed BRb 10 mins dousing apt in febreze

Re: Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP
 

Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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this is pretty solid advice for just about anything life throws at ya

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Keikiwai agrees, problem solved, smoke a blunt!

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Holy [censored] im goingi to kill him , I walk by his [censored] skillit and he is rolling hwatever the [censored] else in the [censored] greese ihe is fukcin rolling around it in

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Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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this is pretty solid advice for just about anything life throws at ya

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pretty much

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have a bacon party LDO

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Im going to roll his face in the aacnon grerase and till him bad boy , no!

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How do you not understand that bacon smells really good?

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I didnt read the post, but next time just step outside when they knock and tell them you do not consent to any searches and they will tell you to keep it down and you so okay and they will leave.

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I wish I could eat the smell of bacon

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Bacon is a nice fragrence, what is soo cool about it is that once you get around it it sticks to you like a cancer and you walk around smelling like cancer all day... awesome chicks luv cancer

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This sounds like one of those TV spoiled-brat sweet 16 party stories imo.

"OMFG YOU COOKED BACON ON THE DAY OF MY PARTY? HOW COULD YOU, MY LIFE IS OVER! I HATE YOU ALL!"

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smoke a blunt of dick

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ur right im spoilded, so spoiled i shoudl share, next time you have a party ill come over 30 mins prior and cook some bacon for ur party [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 2lbs sounds unselfish right?

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Eat the [censored] outta that bacon

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Bacon = makes people horny.

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Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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http://www.letusinsureyou.com/lightbulb%20idea.jpg

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Im going to roll his face in the aacnon grerase and till him bad boy , no!

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All of OP's posts in this thread have made me laugh, I think that's a BBV4L first. Also, post-party AC Slater if you have separate bathrooms.

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ur right im spoilded, so spoiled i shoudl share, next time you have a party ill come over 30 mins prior and cook some bacon for ur party [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 2lbs sounds unselfish right?

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Sounds good, as long as you bring Macon along.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NNk9I70Ws)

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I won't go to a party that doesn't smell like bacon.

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smoke a blunt of dick

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actually made me lol.

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http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1...da11/bacon.jpg

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wtf is wrong with smelling like bacon

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Chicken fry that [censored]!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

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I think I just clogged an artery looking at that pic.

Eff it.....I'd risk a triple bypass just to be able to eat one of those.

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have a lemon party LDO

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have a bacon party LDO

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this is correct

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No [censored], bacon is awesome.

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smoke a blunt of dick

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actually made me lol.

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I think I just clogged an artery looking at that pic.

Eff it.....I'd risk a triple bypass just to be able to eat one of those.

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why eat one of them when for double the buns you can have 2 burgers instead that are easier to fit in mouth. idk why you would cram all that in 1 burger

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TERRORIST.

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TERRORIST.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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I didnt read the post, but next time just step outside when they knock and tell them you do not consent to any searches and they will tell you to keep it down and you so okay and they will leave.

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LOL awesome!

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Hey.

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How are you?

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i wish i could play party poker

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I'm ok, I just watched the series finale of gilmore girls so I'm a little misty eyed. I also can't remember where I parked my car which kinda sucks.

How are you doing? Hows the family?

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I'm doing great, family's good. I get misty eyed like that from Gilmore Girls too.