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Yobz 09-09-2007 01:40 AM

If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Just a general observation and I'm still partially drunk from the night. I was out at a bar w/a bunch of friends tonight and noticed that there were probably a dozen 6-7's that would be solid 8's or better if they just lost 10-15 lbs...nothing more disappointing than seeing a really potentially hot chick that isn't up to snuff because she has too much junk.

edfurlong 09-09-2007 01:42 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
You just blew my mind, man.

aladare 09-09-2007 01:45 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
i completely agree but you know that goes both ways

27offsuit 09-09-2007 01:46 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Water is wet.

edfurlong 09-09-2007 01:47 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
If these girls dropped 20 pounds would they still give such fantastic head, or would they not care anymore because they got so hot?

React1oN 09-09-2007 01:54 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
There is a lot of chicks who'd be hotter if they put on 15 lbs.

aladare 09-09-2007 02:05 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
i was talking about MEN losing 15 lbs...but true, some women would look hotter w/15 on

Dudd 09-09-2007 02:06 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Wait, you're telling me America is overweight? Brilliant!

kkcountry 09-09-2007 02:08 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
[kkf]instead of wishing your fat american cows would lose weight you could just move to thailand[/kkf]

IggyWH 09-09-2007 02:15 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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There is a lot of chicks who'd be hotter if they put on 15 lbs.

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I agree completely with this. I like a chick that got a tad bit of meat on them. Skinny little rails just don't do it for me.

fartman77 09-09-2007 04:22 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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There is a lot of chicks who'd be hotter if they weren't men.

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snagglepuss 09-09-2007 04:32 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
you are crazy 8+ is pretty high, and most girls with that potential are aware of it and make sure they are relatively fit just to be close to that level of hotness.

the fatties you are talking have no chance

fluffpop62 09-09-2007 04:44 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

Case Closed 09-09-2007 04:54 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

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how about G? die in a grease fire?

snagglepuss 09-09-2007 05:03 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
fluffpop,

i hope that was directed at OP and not me. im just saying girls who can be potentially really hot are likely to fulfill that potential :P

fluffpop62 09-09-2007 05:09 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

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how about G? die in a grease fire?

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http://www.smdblink.plus.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

EvanJC 09-09-2007 05:14 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

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how about G? die in a grease fire?

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http://www.smdblink.plus.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

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it annoys me to no end that girls expect clean eyebrows. i love my crazy eyebrows =(

edfurlong 09-09-2007 05:18 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
That was mean.

swingdoc 09-09-2007 05:32 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

[/ QUOTE ]

how about G? die in a grease fire?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.smdblink.plus.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

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Sounds like somebody needs to lose 10-15 lbs.

FatalError 09-09-2007 06:03 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
http://www-tech.mit.edu/V124/N20/35t...tartgun_pr.jpg

Peter Harris 09-09-2007 07:52 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
wow, fluff, i've noticed since the engagement you have been more zero-tolerance to our facile male ways. Practice??

BigPoppa 09-09-2007 07:55 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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i completely agree but you know that goes both ways

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ActionJeff 09-09-2007 07:56 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

[/ QUOTE ]

how about G? die in a grease fire?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.smdblink.plus.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

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Sounds like somebody needs to lose 10-15 lbs.

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fluff,

I work out, dress nicely, and rarely drink beer. I don't wax my eyebrows, but I'm willing to change. I would say that my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. Tell your friends.

Don_Lapre 09-09-2007 08:00 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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There is a lot of chicks who'd be hotter if they put on 15 lbs.

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bonds 09-09-2007 08:12 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

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Best fluffpop post ever. Drink more. Please.

Daddy Warbucks 09-09-2007 08:34 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

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QFT!

AlexM 09-09-2007 08:55 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
holy. [censored].

kill yourself, please?

how about GDiaGF?

[/ QUOTE ]

how about G? die in a grease fire?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.smdblink.plus.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

srsly tho

snaggs i didn't mean u obvs.

honestly this was my logic to jay the othe rnight....everyon erealizes this is the time to be the hottest they ever will be..the younger you are the easier it is to be hot. so why not be pretty hot at 21. right?!?!!? so al li am saying is that "average chick" realizes that if she lost 15 pounds, she'd be [censored] flawless...WE KNOW U [censored] DOUCHE BAGS!! MAYBE IF U GUYS GOT SOME [censored] GUNS WE WOULDN'T BE IGNORING U.

I KNOW I AM USING THE LETTER U BUT I AM PRETTY DRUNK AND HER EIS TH E THING.....IF THE AVERAGE GUY WORKED OUT, STOPPED THINGKING THAT HIS ABILITY TO BUY BEER MAKES HIS DICK ANY LONGER, AND STARTED GETTIGN HIS [censored] EYEBROWS WAXED AND DRESSING BETTER, WE WOUL DLIKE HIM


also, everyone from the "friend's wife doesn't give fellatio" thread, please, come post here.

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it annoys me to no end that girls expect clean eyebrows. i love my crazy eyebrows =(

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It annoys me to no end that girls wax their eyebrows. It makes them look freakish and disgusting.

matt85 09-09-2007 08:58 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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i completely agree but you know that goes both ways

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BigPoppa 09-09-2007 09:04 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Wait, wait.......
Buying beer doesn't make my penis longer?

Now you tell me!

WhoIam 09-09-2007 09:37 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
I lost over 15 pounds today at poker. [/horrific pun]

Homer 09-09-2007 09:56 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
What is art? Is art art?

Uglyowl 09-09-2007 10:17 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Making fun of retards is not nice.

amplify 09-09-2007 10:47 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
Bushy eyebrows are a pain in the ass, but I guess it's nothing compared to a bikini wax.

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-09-2007 10:48 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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fluffpop,

i hope that was directed at OP and not me. im just saying girls who can be potentially really hot are likely to fulfill that potential :P

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i agree. i think chicks gain weight in the first place because they are sad about being ugly.

amplify 09-09-2007 10:53 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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i think chicks gain weight in the first place because they are sad about being ugly.

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Yeah, that's what happened to me.

otnemem 09-09-2007 11:11 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
I will say that women who prefer their men with waxed eyebrows are usually trashy as [censored], and I would never want to have anything to do with them. I mean, waxed eyebrows!? You're from Long Island, aren't you? Miami?

Homer 09-09-2007 11:12 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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I will say that women who prefer their men with waxed eyebrows are usually trashy as [censored], and I would never want to have anything to do with them. I mean, waxed eyebrows!? You're from Long Island, aren't you? Miami?

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i've seriously never heard of a man waxing his eyebrows. also, fwiw i don't get why women do it either. who gives a [censored] about eyebrows?

Morrek 09-09-2007 11:16 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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I will say that women who prefer their men with waxed eyebrows are usually trashy as [censored], and I would never want to have anything to do with them. I mean, waxed eyebrows!? You're from Long Island, aren't you? Miami?

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i've seriously never heard of a man waxing his eyebrows. also, fwiw i don't get why women do it either. who gives a [censored] about eyebrows?

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women

Fast Food Knight 09-09-2007 11:17 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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wow, fluff, i've noticed since the engagement you have been more zero-tolerance to our facile male ways. Practice??

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I don't know if you guys are trying to be funny or are genuinely confused, but it's really starting to hurt my feelings and make me wish I never posted about it.

Morrek 09-09-2007 11:17 AM

Re: If the average chick lost 15 lbs, she would be MUCH hotter...
 
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wow, fluff, i've noticed since the engagement you have been more zero-tolerance to our facile male ways. Practice??

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I don't know if you guys are trying to be funny or are genuinely confused, but it's really starting to hurt my feelings and make me wish I never posted about it.

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i took it as a joke


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