broken glass everywhere ,what\'s my play?
 

So I'm walking down the stairs and the glass I was drinking out of (empty) slips out of my hands and shatters on the tile floor. It's late, I don't know where the vacuum is and whatever. It's in like a million pieces. There's also an oriental rug and some of the pieces are on/in that. I have zero broken-glass-cleaning-up implements at my disposal so I grab some newspaper, I fold up a spread into a little pouch and start putting the pieces in there. This works for a bit. But eventually all that's left are pieces much too small for me to pick up (I was just using my hands). So I get a paper towel, dampen it and sort of use it like a sponge. This also sort of works for a while, except now there's like a glass dust on the tile. I just get more paper towels and dampen them more and clean until there aren't any glaringly large pieces there.

So I sit down upstairs at my computer and my hand hurts, and WTF THERE'S A SHARD OF GLASS STICKING OUT OF IT. And there's another small piece stuck to it, and that wasn't even the hand I was cleaning the glass up with. The hand I picked it up with, my fingers are shiny like they have glitter on them, except it's like finely shattered glass particles. Before I noticed this I already picked my nose, so I'm sure it's up my nose too. I tried washing my hands but it isn't coming off. Also there's probably still a lot more glass powder left on the floor.

What is my play here?

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ur [censored]

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And now I'm kinda bugging because I probably rubbed my eyes too and one of my eyes kinda hurts.

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burn your house down for the insurance money

buy a new house

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You'll be fine. Wet paper towel is a good way to get the little bits up.

If you got some glass powder in your eye, it's not the end of the world. I don't think it'll do any serious damage.

But what the hell do I know.

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similar situation other night...

smoking weed outside my moms basement door and a bird flys in the door an i cant get rid of him...

ur line should be better then

1. obvious lies to mom
2. get pwned by mom
3. ???
4. lack of profit (but rents free suckah)

if u dont live with ur mom...ur line is to move back in with ur mom (SIIHP optional)

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If you have glass shards in your eyes, your best bet is to close them tightly and let the tears do their thing. Next step is to rinse them with water or contact solution and pry your eyes open. If that doesn't work, go to the hospital.

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people pissing on the stairs you know they just don't care

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Get a brush and pan holy [censored]...

http://www.lifesolutionsplus.com/ima...an-Brush-S.jpg

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if it aint about the money, puff, i just dont care

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Get a brush and pan holy [censored]...

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lol

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people pissing on the stairs you know they just don't care

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Don't push him, he's close to the edge.

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if it aint about the money, puff, i just dont care

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lol beat me to it

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if it aint about the money, puff, i just dont care

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You should be shot

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lol beat me to it

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yeah you too

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people pissing on the stairs you know they just don't care

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Don't push him, he's close to the edge.

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Im trying not to loose my head

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people pissing on the stairs you know they just don't care

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Don't push him, he's close to the edge.

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Im trying not to loose my head

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lol
lolol
lol lol

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you're worried about tiny pieces of glass while there's a junkie in the alley with a baseball bat?

get your priorities straight.

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I see I wasn't the only one who instantly thought of this

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Glass powder? like glass that is soo small you can breath it? o man im glad im not you

[x] Glass soo small it can kill you
[ ] Glass destruction defense mechanisms
[ ] Op can see
[x] Glassfingers
[x] Evil Supervillian known as Mr. Glass has been created

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graph?

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Call this guy:
http://www.moviesmackdown.com/images...iehard_l_2.jpg

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masturbate and tr

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I don't understand this thread anymore [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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[x] Natural selection?

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You haven't got the message?

Sheeet.

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See I just wouldn't clean it up, move or something.

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Holy [censored] you are trapped upstairs. Go on your roof and spraypaint a message for a rescue copter.

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Holy [censored] you are trapped upstairs. Go on your roof and spraypaint a message for a rescue copter.

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Now we're getting somewhere

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I don't understand this thread anymore [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You haven't got the message?

Sheeet.

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[x] needs to go to the city and get social security

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play with ur genitals that should work

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beat me too it. wp

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Opened the thread just to type this. NH.