Already have banged her. Should I call her back?
 

So I'm at my cousin's sweet 16 party last night, checking out the jailbait action, and begin running game on this chick with pink hair, and a tongue ring, not really planning on going anywhere with it, but, who knows?

Anyway, as we start talking, she goes "So where do you go to school?" and I'm like "I don't." Then she goes "Oh, that's cool, I go to Central, I'm in work release" (This would mean a Senior) So I'm like "so you're 18?" and she goes "Yea, I turned 18 last week"

So, I start getting more serious and she's like "I was dating this guy who goes to Tech, but I caught him cheating on me, so I broke up with him three days ago. I really loved him"

At this point, Mike goes to "Sensitive Mike" and we get back to my place after the ceremonial giving up the car thing. We end up [censored], then drinking, then watching The Godfather. At some point during the night, she picks up my cell phone and calls her cell phone with it, saving the #.

BTW, this chick still lives with her parents, who thought she was spending the night at my cousins. Anyway, she's gone when I wake up, so I'm thinking "SCORE!"

Here's the problem. She's called me like three times today, I didn't answer because I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. Should I return the call, what? In the voicemail she's like "Hey baby, I'm sorry I had to leave, lets go get something to eat tonight, love ya"

Then I got a text that says "Baby wake up! Want2 c a movie?

Pics before whining starts.

Pink Hair:
http://inlinethumb47.webshots.com/39...600x600Q85.jpg


So anyway, wut it do BBV4life?

~Mike

Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
 

You should have gone for the one on the right.

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LOL, she's family.

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are you gay?

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Brag: she is 18
Beat: look at the pic

Variance: You need to ask if it's ok to bang an 18 year old (beat?)

Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
 

i am

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No, just don't want a girlfriend who's still in HS, which is where I'm afraid this would end up if I answer the phone.

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i wanna know how big of a beat it is that i have the guy version of the shirt she's wearing? (if u can't see it, it says "C is for Crunk" and my first name is chad, gay i know lol)

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Brag: she is 18
Beat: look at the pic

Variance: You need to ask if it's ok to bang an 18 year old (beat?)

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Already have banged her. Asking if I should call her back.

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brag: you hit it

variance: she's related

beat: expect a never ending stream of text messages peppered w/ stupid acronyms and numbers placed in the stead of words and letters... also she'll probably say things like "el oh el" out loud........ hmmm, wait, this is a brag.... it's like living w/ a female version of BBV4life

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brag: you hit it

variance: she's related

beat: expect a never ending stream of text messages peppered w/ stupid acronyms and numbers placed in the stead of words and letters... also she'll probably say things like "el oh el" out loud........ hmmm, wait, this is a brag.... it's like living w/ a female version of BBV4life

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He didn't say she was related.

Also, better pic?

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variance: she's related



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WHAT THE [censored]? NO.. The girl on the right in black is related to me, not the girl I [censored]!

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oh yeah, don't worry about whether you call her back or not, since it doesn't make a diff.... she won't give up and will show up at your place pretty soon....... in person..... hello stalker.......... but this indicates that she'll move one w/in about 9 days:

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I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed.

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so, enjoy for a week or so, and she'll be gone after that.... win/win

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variance: she's related



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WHAT THE [censored]? NO.. The girl on the right in black is related to me, not the girl I [censored]!

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the nile is a river in egypt

Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
 

ewww you sexed your cousin, that is low even for bbv4life.

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Already have banged her. Asking if I should call her back.

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put this in the op

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ewww you sexed your cousin, that is low even for bbv4life.

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nah, they were prob. kissing cousins

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Already have banged her. Asking if I should call her back.

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put this in the op

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reading comp. ftw

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We end up [censored]

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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
 

you should bang hot chicks

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c is for crunches. she's a cow, capiche?

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Srsly, better pic plz?

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I'd say the only way you can salvage this is by doing the one in the middle. Pink hair = pretty big beat. Nice rack, but clearly that's not enough.

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http://inlinethumb12.webshots.com/12...600x600Q85.jpg

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quite clearly all of the girls in the pic are extremely ugly

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pics of pink girl nude would deliver thread

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does the carpet match the pink hair?

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http://inlinethumb12.webshots.com/12...600x600Q85.jpg

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This one is better, though I do have a thing for girls in tight sweaters.

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doubts authenticity of UB's bouncer job, but enjoys it

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post-related: she's zippy, why not zip again?

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does the carpet match the pink hair?

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I had no sample to compare to.

I'm still unsure of the nudes, I'd assume they're easily attainable, most of the time chicks who come back to your arpartment the same night they meet you have no real issue with getting naked or getting laid on camera, but I'd have to call her back, and apparently entertain her before banging her again.

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Plan: sleep with her tonite.. pics of her nude
Thread is going to be best of all time in BBV4l

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Holla rebound boy.

Call her over, [censored] her again, then tell her that you recently got out of a painful relationship and don't feel ready to commit to anyone right now. Then angle for a 3-way with your cousin.

Alternatively don't [censored] flaky kids unless you like them.

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This may change the situation. She's bi. Doesn't this add tremendous +EV to the situation?

Recent text message: Wut I'm doin Now HAHA

http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/11...500x500Q85.jpg

I said "Who's that"? and she said "My [censored] Buddy" I said "srysly? and She said "Ya!"

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This may change the situation. She's bi. Doesn't this add tremendous +EV to the situation?

Recent text message: Wut I'm doin Now HAHA

http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/11...500x500Q85.jpg

I said "Who's that"? and she said "My [censored] Buddy" I said "srysly? and She said "Ya!"


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OMG THE POTENTIAL OF THIS THREAD HAS JUST SKYROCKETED!!!111

Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
 

look OP...
[censored] her take pics post on bbv...
u go down as a legend...
simple

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look OP...
[censored] her take pics post on bbv...
u go down as a legend...
simple

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OK, this is the plan. I'm going to bang her, but not my cousin.

BTW..

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is her hair naturally pink or dyed?

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is her hair naturally pink or dyed?

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LMAO. Totally natural.

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OK, this is the plan. I'm going to bang her, but not my cousin.

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So wait..the blond in the pic that she says is her [censored] buddy is your cousin? If so, hudge beat, cause the blond looks like a hotty.

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plan sounds pretty [censored].
you should get her naked and take pictures. then you should post them here. then you can have your way with her