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tomdemaine 08-25-2007 09:33 AM

Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
Miss teen america solves the education problem

nuclear500 08-25-2007 09:47 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
lol

because they don't have maps

Dromar 08-25-2007 11:04 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
That host had to try hard not to laugh.

"Thank you very much. South Carolina."

LondonBroil 08-25-2007 11:57 AM

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“What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent answer did you approach anything even close to an answer. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

KUJustin 08-25-2007 12:41 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
It's not at all far-fetched to imagine the host not being able to take it and just bursting out laughing. THAT would be hilarious. Maybe he has special don't-giggle training.

bigalt 08-25-2007 12:55 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
is that mario lopez?

wslee00 08-25-2007 01:10 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
WOW - that is all

ItalianFX 08-25-2007 01:26 PM

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is that mario lopez?

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No, it's A.C. Slater.

ItalianFX 08-25-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
I'm kind of curious though, why do you think this is?

punkass 08-25-2007 04:42 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
that's just painful to watch

ment52 08-25-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
So what would you have answered?

jkamowitz 08-25-2007 05:44 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
hahahahaha I saw this on tv last night and was cracking up. I'm glad it's being shared.

furyshade 08-25-2007 11:25 PM

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It's not at all far-fetched to imagine the host not being able to take it and just bursting out laughing. THAT would be hilarious. Maybe he has special don't-giggle training.

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im sure in training for this they have to be prompted that they will hear some of the stupidest [censored] ever to grace human lips, they probaly train for weeks

xxThe_Lebowskixx 08-26-2007 12:41 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
he was probably just concentrating on how hard he is going to pound Miss Kentucky later that night.

mr.bum 08-26-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
obv follow up question to that response was "...and could you please locate the US on this map?"

salesbeast 08-26-2007 02:15 AM

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Wonder if young people watching are thinking.."WOW she makes sense" then GG USA...how does she even brush her teetH without injuring herself.

jdoe 08-26-2007 03:18 AM

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So what would you have answered?

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Listen to the question again.
Answer: Because they don't know where it is.

Popinjay 08-26-2007 11:40 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So what would you have answered?

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Listen to the question again.
Answer: Because they don't know where it is.

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Circular logic... def def not going to win you Miss Teen USA buddy.

The more I think about it the more I think she is right with her initial statement. I mean once you see a map or own a map you can see where America is and unless you are cognitively below a preschooler you will be able to point it out on a map in the future. For instance, one family is more affluent and owns a globe, kids play with globe, kids know where America is... other family poor, can barely afford spheres of cheese much less detailed plastic spheres denoting geographical significance.

SO I think it's possible she had an okay answer but got tripped up by how idiotic she sounded and proceeded to pull a matrix 2 architect and insert a bunch of smart sounding words into a goobledy gak mess.

jafeather 08-26-2007 12:45 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
Gold.

EscapePlan9 08-26-2007 01:05 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
I did not grow up with globes or maps in my household. I learned what the U.S. looks like on the map through elementary school, high school, and college. It's not a matter of "some people don't have maps".

However, it is funny that some people are trying to defend her answer now.

xxx 08-26-2007 11:55 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
beauty is nothing without brains

Jehaim 08-27-2007 01:04 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
wow

Xhad 08-27-2007 01:24 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
SO I think it's possible she had an okay answer but got tripped up by how idiotic she sounded and proceeded to pull a matrix 2 architect and insert a bunch of smart sounding words into a goobledy gak mess.

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OK, but what about the part when she starts talking about "US-americans" as an ethnic group?

bellytimber 08-27-2007 05:04 AM

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"Like, I'm looking at the global map right now. See, there's Abercrombie. Cold Stone is over there, Glamour Shots is next door, Zales is way up in the corner. But I don't see the USA anywhere, I guess I'm one of those 20 people they meant. No wait, there is USA, duh...it's American Eagle. Hey look--it says you are here. OMG how does it know that?"

KUJustin 08-27-2007 11:41 AM

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US-Americans is ok I think considering that the entirety of North and South America call themselves Americans. From a global perspective it's kind of smug to call just ourselves that. On the other hand, we don't really have many good alternatives.

ETA: I think it's possible that this was intentional by the way, not because she would comprehend this but because she possibly picked it up from someone.

grando 08-27-2007 03:16 PM

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US-Americans is ok I think considering that the entirety of North and South America call themselves Americans. From a global perspective it's kind of smug to call just ourselves that. On the other hand, we don't really have many good alternatives.

ETA: I think it's possible that this was intentional by the way, not because she would comprehend this but because she possibly picked it up from someone.

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lol

EscapePlan9 08-27-2007 05:39 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
"Like, I'm looking at the global map right now. See, there's Abercrombie. Cold Stone is over there, Glamour Shots is next door, Zales is way up in the corner. But I don't see the USA anywhere, I guess I'm one of those 20 people they meant. No wait, there is USA, duh...it's American Eagle. Hey look--it says you are here. OMG how does it know that?"

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lol

kcbadbeat 08-27-2007 07:06 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
Thank goodness they had the great acting talent of A.C. Slater doing the interview! Any lessor actor might have died laughing!

Professionalpoker 08-27-2007 09:06 PM

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Thank goodness they had the great acting talent of A.C. Slater doing the interview! Any lessor actor might have died laughing!

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He may be as brain dead as her.
From someone at least 50% brain dead. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

nineinchal 08-28-2007 08:16 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
I got her to play strip poker with my fat old ass.

This is the first time I won in a year.

Borknagar 08-30-2007 06:38 AM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
Miss South Carolina defends herself. She came in second in the contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR8F0hkqokg


The original movie has been vieuwed more than 7.5 million times now

iron81 08-30-2007 08:39 AM

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She came in second in the contest.

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I'm glad the pageant has their priorities in line. She's hot yo.

JTrout 08-30-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
She said she finished third runner-up. Ha. 3rd runner-up!

Relvin 08-30-2007 07:02 PM

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I like how the audience starts clapping when she finishes her answer .....

EscapePlan9 08-30-2007 07:09 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
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Miss South Carolina defends herself. She came in second in the contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR8F0hkqokg


The original movie has been vieuwed more than 7.5 million times now

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lol @ ur reading comprehension skills

She came in 2nd to last. That's not 2nd!

Oh, and her defense sucks. If she didn't hear the question, why make such a long-winded irrational response?

[Phill] 08-30-2007 09:26 PM

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I like how the audience starts clapping when she finishes her answer .....

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Hahaha, i decided to come back for this cos i heard she was on NBC but never saw what happened.

Jesus H Christ, try and sound more coached?

I love how the start of the answer was there to show "im not one of those people, mmmkay" when clearly she was.

I only wish they had shown her an unmarked globe that was upside down and asked her to identify the US, along with a couple other easy ones like Spain, Japan and the UK.

baggins 08-31-2007 03:12 AM

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Oh, and her defense sucks. If she didn't hear the question, why make such a long-winded irrational response?

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actually, she said she misunderstood the question, which is not the same as not hearing the question. she thought she DID hear it, but she didn't hear it correctly.

do i believe that BS? no. but at least let's give her a little more credit for her defense, no moatter how lame and not-thought-up-by-her it was.

Grey 09-01-2007 08:22 PM

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http://www.morningtoast.com/wordpres...ds/missmap.gif

MikalSjekson 09-02-2007 10:02 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
Holy mothermoly mackeroly.

In that 2nd video, after she answers the question again (imo bad)

"you're just 18, right??"
"yes i'm 18 and i believe i'm a very strong person and have a strong character and my parents raised me very well"


wtf is that for kinda answer...

HOW THE [censored] CAN SHE GO TO UNIVERSITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

kimchi 09-02-2007 10:14 PM

Re: Thank goodness she\'s pretty
 
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US-Americans is ok I think considering that the entirety of North and South America call themselves Americans. From a global perspective it's kind of smug to call just ourselves that. On the other hand, we don't really have many good alternatives.

ETA: I think it's possible that this was intentional by the way, not because she would comprehend this but because she possibly picked it up from someone.

[/ QUOTE ]

Admit it - she talked bollox.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for it though.


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