fav. poker phrases??
 

hey all.. what are some of your favorite poker phrases, sayings, one-liners, etc. ?? that you have heard, said??
thx

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I. Can. Dodge. Bullets. Baby.

Or whenever some SNG donk claims to've made $10k+ in the last X months, despite having a 12% ITM average.

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“If there wasn't luck involved, I guess I would win every one.” -PH

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"This guy can't even spell poker" - PH

And it's not even close.

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Staying with the PH theme....

Matusow: "Blah, blah, you suck Phil, you're weak/tite Phil, blah, blah, blah..... I come from the old school of poker."

Hellmuth: "I come from the 9-time World Champion school of poker."

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Matusow: "Blah, blah, nice fold Phil, you're weak/tite, blah, blah. Some people need cards to win... and some people don't."

Hellmuth: "Yeah, and some people donk-off all their chips with nothing. There's even a name for it buddy, it's called the Mike Matusow blow-up."

-TripKings

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'That guy folded faster than Superman on washday.'

'He has more gamble than a Russian submarine.'

Not sure what that second one means exactly. It's something Jesse May once said on a late-night poker show. Makes me laugh though just thinking about it.

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Russian, actually former Soviet Union, submarines were known to be very dangerous vessels upon which to serve as they were not always made to the most exacting standards. In other words, they had breakdowns while out at sea more often than they probably should have had they been of better construction.

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you call and its all over baby

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you call and its all over baby

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vnh

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"That's why I'm the greatest in the world. Even the best players in the world give their chips to me. Well, they try to. (After getting sucked out on the river by Ferguson on the NBC HU championship)
PH

The only reason u won the NBC HU championship was 'cause I was in jail
Matusow

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"A little less conversation, a little more action."

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I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the f*ckin' Mirage.

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On the PH theme...
"You're just a punk" -Steve Dannenman

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god [censored] mother [censored]-ing [censored]-monkey

--Me

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You ever play in vegas? Cause I have!! (gets that look on his face as if he is now the king of the table)

Pretty much anytime I give advice on a hand or try to explain something and then watch all the nits try to do it. Classic.

Im getting 3-1 pots odds on my 2-1 FD, so I call. 4-1, but hell, your trying.

Yea, I played online once. I cashed out even. Man the players there are so bad. (best is when this guy sucks and exhibits great tells so you know he is lying.)

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"I'll put you all in"

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A player at a B&M once said this, I laughed but its probably not the funniest thing ever. He had just lost a decent sized pot with AT and said, "AK - big slick, AQ - big mama, AJ - Big junior, and AT - big pile of sh.it". Kind of lame but funny given the moment...

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"Pokah is nice. I love play pokah."

-Chau Giang

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Beat my 8s when I'm a 3:1 favorite everytime. JOPKE!

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"You're like a XXXXing golden retriever....you chase anything"

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"But they were suited!"

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I don't EVER give up..EVER. -PH

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you can have my last chip when you can pry it from my hand

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ship it!

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This from a $4/8 table at Commerce in January when a female Asian dealer said she was tired.

From Asian guy in seat 8: "You not too tired to make baby, are you?"

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"You gotta pay to see my cards buddy" Used after someone folds to your bet and asks what you had.

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[ QUOTE ]
"You gotta pay to see my cards buddy" Used after someone folds to your bet and asks what you had.

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I think the better phrase is "Sorry, John, I don't remember."

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This one comes from my buddy Frank:

"Maximum Chips!"

And to say it correctly, you must declare it like a Kung Fu move. (Think "Sonic BOOM!", from Street Fighter 2)

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shhhhhhhip it!

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FYP

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[ QUOTE ]
"I'll put you all in"

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I've revised this to

"You're all in."

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I can dodge bullets baby! - PH

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"In the poker game of life, Women are the rake. There the f***ing rake"- Ed Norton-Rounders

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"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money" - Mike McDermot, Rounders

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"In the poker game of life, Women are the rake. There the f***ing rake"- Ed Norton-Rounders

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Did this take so long to appear because it was the best poker quote for years until it got overused so much?

Personally still my favorite.

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"You call, it's over baby" - Scotty Nguyen

or Hachem's "Pass the Sugar!"

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Arab guy in 2 seat at Motor city casino 5/10 game: " Why you deal trip tens two hand in a row?"

Dealer: "With all the [censored] you've given me today, you better fill up my tank when I come to that gas station."