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aramfingal 08-17-2007 03:22 AM

Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...
 
Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because _______________ _______________________________.

ShipitFMA 08-17-2007 03:24 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I won $0.27 in a horse freeroll

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rothko 08-17-2007 03:24 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because [b]i've hit a gutshot to an inside straight, won with big slick and checkraised at the river. you don't scare me.

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BowToYourSensei 08-17-2007 03:25 AM

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because i'm very good at tilting my opponents

ughaulkghalugh 08-17-2007 03:25 AM

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i am not
this does not apply to me good sdir

sarathesilly 08-17-2007 03:26 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because...
I frequently flop the nuts.

mickii 08-17-2007 03:30 AM

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I sit at weak loose passive tables and skill is always relative

4drugmoney 08-17-2007 03:31 AM

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because I donate my money to the poker community

Heavens_Myst 08-17-2007 03:31 AM

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i am a good poker player because i call AA pocket rockets and AK big slick

Madman Madman 08-17-2007 03:36 AM

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I am a good poker player because I know when to hold them and know when to fold them.




...sorry you had to read something so gay

Gonso 08-17-2007 03:36 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I'm a BR nit who plays like 10k hands/month at 18/22.

obiedman 08-17-2007 03:38 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I'm a BR nit who plays like 10k hands/month at 18/22.

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holy [censored] teach me to play 18/22

thac 08-17-2007 03:42 AM

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I am a good poker player because I lie to myself on an everyday basis

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ipokeder 08-17-2007 03:42 AM

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i'm a good poker player because i can feel the spirit of the cards and know what's coming on the flop

kidpoker406 08-17-2007 03:42 AM

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Finnish sentence: hellittää lellitellä sen kohtuullinen minun shortstack

Sykes 08-17-2007 03:45 AM

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i'm a good poker player because i run good in donkaments.

thank god for donkaments

hasugopher 08-17-2007 03:49 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because i'm an expert at tilting my opponents because i make bold aggressive plays and put them to decisions for all their chipz

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Gonso 08-17-2007 05:11 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I'm a BR nit who plays like 10k hands/month at 18/22.

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holy [censored] teach me to play 18/22

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sometimes I open-raise involuntarily

RikaKazak 08-17-2007 05:13 AM

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I am a good poker player because.....I make aggresive calls

Conspire 08-17-2007 05:13 AM

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I am able to check/fold 88% of the time oop.

Kevroc 08-17-2007 06:24 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I had 15 tackles for losses.

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pahala 08-17-2007 07:53 AM

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Finnish sentence: hellittää lellitellä sen kohtuullinen minun shortstack

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You know, you really can't use online translators and end up with Finnish sentences that don't sound like complete gibberish.

I am a good poker player because CHOO CHOO

Dangeresque 08-17-2007 08:22 AM

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I am a good poker player because...

My opponents make such large mistakes pre-flop and often cannot explain their play post-flop. I can explain my play.

PwnedDonk 08-17-2007 08:31 AM

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Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...

CHOO CHOO

Mrage 08-17-2007 08:56 AM

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i'm a good poker player because i can feel the spirit of the cards and know what's coming on the flop

[/ QUOTE ]Lol I like this one.

I'm a good poker player because Byrn has a "go big or go home" philosophy. There are people who say Bryn is a bad player and criticize his play, but rest assured, he is also feared at any table.

Bryn is a PokerStars VIP "Supernova", and a native New Yorker, so it all rolls right off him...He's a rock. It's all part of the game to him. Bryn's passion is poker, and he has incredible heart for the game!

Bryn is an expert at totally mixing up his pre and post-flop play. It is extremely difficult even for people who play with Bryn on a regular basis to put him on a particular hand. Put Bryn on a hand? Think you know what he’ll do? Can you bluff him? Will he fold, call, raise, re-raise, all-in? Good luck to ya. Here a just a few plays Bryn has actually made...

* Raise 50K pre-flop on 88
* Raise all-in on 6-2 offsuit after a 300 pre-flop raise
* As chip leader in 1K game, raise 475 on K-7 offsuit, then call an all-in with it.
* As chip leader in 1K game , re-raise 2400 after 450 raise with pocket 8s on the bubble
* Raise all-in on A-K on the bubble
* In a 1K game on the bubble, raise all-in after 600 river bet by another player into a $975 pot, with a possible straight and flush on the board
* Win a $3,277,094 pot with 3-7 offsuit
* Put his entire stack on the line 6 times in a row on the bubble. Like Stu Ungar, Bryn is FEARLESS, and knows how to put the other guy to a decision for his chips, rather than facing that same decision himself...
* Play the absolute nuts to perfection to extract maximum $s from his opponent
* Raise 15,500 pre-flop and lay it down after a re-raise
* Shove all-in except for $1 and check all the way including the river and win the hand – the other guy never put him all-in for the other $1!!
* In a 5K heads-up match, call an all-in to win the game with two aces on the board, NOT holding an ace!


Jamsym 08-17-2007 09:11 AM

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Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...

CHOO CHOO

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QFT

Patrick Bateman 08-17-2007 09:11 AM

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I am a good poker player because i get drunk, raise every hand and sometimes get lucky. If i won't get lucky, i'll move up in limits. rock solid yo.

ursine cotcher 08-17-2007 09:59 AM

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I am a good poker player because of my grande cojones and the fact that I make it rain on them ho's.

rocketsfan4lyfe 08-17-2007 10:00 AM

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I am a good player because I think I am

DumbHick 08-17-2007 10:05 AM

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I'm a good poker player because all it takes is confidence...

Quagmyer 08-17-2007 10:11 AM

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I am a good player because I think I am

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i lold

crovax4444 08-17-2007 10:21 AM

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I'm a good player because I have a great pattern mapper

Crovax

BigPoppa 08-17-2007 10:23 AM

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I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

Kilillan 08-17-2007 10:28 AM

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I am a good poker player because ...I'll lose another buyin!.. HYAHCHCAHCAHCH

ipokeder 08-17-2007 10:52 AM

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i am a good poker player because... uhh... because [censored] him that's why

pktsfullofhope 08-17-2007 10:55 AM

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I am a good player because... "I knew it was coming"

thanks, we have a winner

The B 08-17-2007 11:10 AM

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because _______________ _______________________________.

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I wear a Full Tilt T-shirt I bought off E-Bay, my iPod, and PH Oakley Sunglasses when I play $5 homegames

Triumph36 08-17-2007 11:15 AM

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I am a good poker player because when I was eight years old, a teacher told me I could read souls.

trouble 08-17-2007 11:17 AM

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I am a good player because.. They were soooted god damm it!

jcg2005 08-17-2007 11:26 AM

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I'm a good player because every time i play live i do things like tell everyone i "knew they had that"


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