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Fortune Cookie Bet PART 2
Sry hate to do this but I accidently made the polls end at 12:01 today instead of tomorrow. Since there is $500 beans on the line, I'm going to restart the poll, at its finish I'll at the +1 point to number 2.
Here is the original post: Just made a $500 bet on who got the better fortune cookie. We made this bet prior to opening the cookies. We are going to decide based on a poll here on the great 2P2. |
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I was the first voter in the other poll for #2. I just voted again.
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i cant decide which is better
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For idiots choosing 2, 1 gives hope for an answer. 2 tells you to reflect on your now bigger problem. wtf
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For idiots choosing 2, 1 gives hope for an answer. 2 tells you to reflect on your now bigger problem. wtf [/ QUOTE ] For you idiots choosing 1, who cares what type of answer it gives, are you really are going to think of this as a fortune? The question "Which fortune cookie is better" (which is pretty vague), not "Which fortune is better". 2 is such a weird fortune that it is much better than the standard answer you get in 1. |
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Since we're choosing which cookie is better, plz describe taste, texture, possible chocolate filling? Did either have sprinkles?
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Since we're choosing which cookie is better, plz describe taste, texture, possible chocolate filling? Did either have sprinkles? [/ QUOTE ] Have you ever had a fortune cookie? |
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[ QUOTE ] For idiots choosing 2, 1 gives hope for an answer. 2 tells you to reflect on your now bigger problem. wtf [/ QUOTE ] For you idiots choosing 1, who cares what type of answer it gives, are you really are going to think of this as a fortune? The question "Which fortune cookie is better" (which is pretty vague), not "Which fortune is better". 2 is such a weird fortune that it is much better than the standard answer you get in 1. [/ QUOTE ] I don't even think those are sentences, but I think I understand what you're trying to say and you're either retarded or very close. |
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Number 1 is a boring cliche, while number 2 is delightfully weird and has that nice extra comma which just points out that it was written by a poorly paid Chinese guy, which is really what you're looking for in a fortune cookie.
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for my fortune cookie I want it to actually tell something about the future.
Observations or philosophies should NOT be in fortune-cookies. They should be in Observation-Cookies as far as I'm concerned. "You will come to an important crossroads in your life very soon" counts as a fortune. "The wise man always looks before crossing the street" or "You are more wise when you are less stupid" are Observation-Cookies and totally suck. In the 2 from the OP, the first one tells something about the future and the 2nd one tells something about the past. Therefore I voted for the first one because it's more like what an actual fortune should be to my mind. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] For idiots choosing 2, 1 gives hope for an answer. 2 tells you to reflect on your now bigger problem. wtf [/ QUOTE ] For you idiots choosing 1, who cares what type of answer it gives, are you really are going to think of this as a fortune? The question "Which fortune cookie is better" (which is pretty vague), not "Which fortune is better". 2 is such a weird fortune that it is much better than the standard answer you get in 1. [/ QUOTE ] I don't even think those are sentences, but I think I understand what you're trying to say and you're either retarded or very close. [/ QUOTE ] I am glad u understood what I am trying to say, that is the main point of my posting. I am also mentally disabled but still feel i can interact and I think poker helps keep sharp thanks! |
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Actually I think you can categorize people from their answer here. Cookie 1 voters are nits, cookie 2 voters have a sense of humor.
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think! What have you done!
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Actually I think you can categorize people from their answer here. Cookie 1 voters are nits, cookie 2 voters have a sense of humor. [/ QUOTE ] |
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When you add the standard "in bed" to both of those fortunes, I think it becomes appearant that #2 is the winner.
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wow it's a tie this is a nail biter.
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I've seen some variation of #1 many times. I've never seen anything like #2. So, #2.
Also, anyone else feel like not coming back to a Chinese restaurant once you realize that their fortune cookies are those ones that don't really give you a fortune, they just tell you something random? I want a damn fortune, not "You are a nice guy" or whatever. |
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[ QUOTE ] Since we're choosing which cookie is better, plz describe taste, texture, possible chocolate filling? Did either have sprinkles? [/ QUOTE ] Have you ever had a fortune cookie? [/ QUOTE ] http://www.fancyfortunecookies.com/i...covered_lg.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Since we're choosing which cookie is better, plz describe taste, texture, possible chocolate filling? Did either have sprinkles? [/ QUOTE ] Have you ever had a fortune cookie? [/ QUOTE ] http://www.fancyfortunecookies.com/i...covered_lg.jpg [/ QUOTE ] Ive never had one of those, but it def reminds me of this freaky chick I used to bang.... |
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