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Background:
Jack and Mike are really good friends

Jack dates Jill for 3 months over time gets meh about her they break up, we are all friends with this girl even before they begin dating...Jack says he doesnt give a damn about anyone else pounding her, states she is open game

Mike starts hanging out with her more and more about 2 months later....we see them hanging out and talking a lot no big deal we assume eventually they will hook up, which they eventually do....Mike starts to really like girl and openly admits this to me personally...

Couple months roll by til last night...big party everyone hanging out...Mike has to go work at bar we all go to...bunch of people end up there including Jack and Jill....who chat at the bar for first time in a long time...Mike is visibly annoyed

Jack and Jill disappear, Mike goes to piss...out walk other Jack and Jill, they state they were just talking Mike is obviously pissed.....Jack leaves, Mikes refuses to discuss with Jill....

...next day arrives and Jack is riding with 2 other friends unaware of situation, and states he [censored] Jill in bathroom of bar last night...Both call him and scumbag...tell friend of ours who relays said story to me...I tell roommate who also is friends with everyone involved and says someones gotta tell him....I said no [censored] way?

So OOT do you tell Mike that Jack [censored] his "girl" or shut the [censored] up and let it sort itself out...assuming your allegiance is the same to both guys??

...names have been names to protect the innocent

CLIFF NOTES:
Jack dates/[censored] girl, they break up Jill dates/[censored] Mike...during relationship Jack [censored] Jill in bathroom of Bar...do you tell Mike???

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Why would mike care what jack did w/ this dirty whore?

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I guess Jack gets you buffet comps?

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Tell Jill she better spread em for you too... or you are going to tell Mike she f'ed Jack.

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Why would mike care what jack did w/ this dirty whore?

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Mike and Jill are dating/[censored] when Jack [censored] Jill...again

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equal allegiance = no involvement necessary

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I guess Jack gets you buffet comps?

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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB

...dont live in Vegas anymore

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Mike and Jill went up the hill each wit a buck and a quarta.

Jill came down wit two fiddy, they didnt go up for no water. OOOOOOHHHH! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Me and Jill went up a hill,
each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50,
dat [censored] whore.

-jack

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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB

Oh, sorry. According to your story, your friend Jack is a tremendous douche, your friend Jill is a tremendous douche and your friend Mike is just some average guy.

Given that I like to side with the normal people against the douches, I figured your reticence might be best explained by Jack's access to a large store of food with which he keeps you hostage in some grotesque feedee state of nacho/pulled pork/lunch meat/cheese slice rapture, oblivious to your own wretched gluttony and moral stench.

But hey, what do I know? Maybe you're just 475 pounds of crap in a 362 pound bag.

Saying anything is dumb. Equal allegiance to these guys is worthy of fat jokes.

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Are you related to or wanting to sleep with anyone involved? If not then mind your own buisness.

Unless you are a fan of the drama.

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Come on dude, what good could possibly come from you saying something or telling him?

Until/unless he talks to you about this sore subject, do not say a word. If he asks then you tell him as little as possible or give some vague non specific answers.

Mike to Gamble "Jack and Jill had sexy time in bathroom"
Gamble "hmmm" while Gamble shakes head
Mike to Gamble "Did you ever hear anything about that"
Gamble "nahhhhhhhhhhh" as he shakes head again.

Tough spot sometimes, you gotta take one for the team.

As an aside, in some cultures saying something to Mike about Jack and Jill would almost always lead to bad things happening to the person who told Mike.

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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB

Oh, sorry. According to your story, your friend Jack is a tremendous douche, your friend Jill is a tremendous douche and your friend Mike is just some average guy.

Given that I like to side with the normal people against the douches, I figured your reticence might be best explained by Jack's access to a large store of food with which he keeps you hostage in some grotesque feedee state of nacho/pulled pork/lunch meat/cheese slice rapture, oblivious to your own wretched gluttony and moral stench.

But hey, what do I know? Maybe you're just 475 pounds of crap in a 362 pound bag.

Saying anything is dumb. Equal allegiance to these guys is worthy of fat jokes.

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OMFG... if this is for real...that's pretty harsh. LMFAO though.

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"Hey Mike, let's play a game!"

"Sure, what game?"

"Trivial pursuit! Ready?"

"Sure! You first?"

"Okay! Name a person who has a faithful girlfriend!"

"Hmm... this is easy! Me!"

"Try again, buddy!"

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ahh fat jokes ...glad to see your clever as ever BB

Oh, sorry. According to your story, your friend Jack is a tremendous douche, your friend Jill is a tremendous douche and your friend Mike is just some average guy.

Given that I like to side with the normal people against the douches, I figured your reticence might be best explained by Jack's access to a large store of food with which he keeps you hostage in some grotesque feedee state of nacho/pulled pork/lunch meat/cheese slice rapture, oblivious to your own wretched gluttony and moral stench.

But hey, what do I know? Maybe you're just 475 pounds of crap in a 362 pound bag.

Saying anything is dumb. Equal allegiance to these guys is worthy of fat jokes.

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Much better...you took some time to think about this one...your not as good off the hip with the fatty comments...its ok, you havent had to make them in a while....get them in while you can though

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I would chew over your options.

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get them in while you can though

I can see the big turnaround coming:

You, wedged between your bed and the wall after an ill-advised post-masturbatory roll, unable to answer the bell for your early-mid-afternoon pizza, burn 840 calories failing to coax the delivery guy to mash your side of 12 jalapeno poppers through the screen on the bedroom window.

Scared straight and feeling slim after 2 hours without food, you craigslist yourself a personal trainer who'll accept 10 cases of mountain dew and milwaukee's best empties as a cash redeemable down payment on your new life.

It brings a tear.

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It's fairly bizarre that you seem to believe that you should use an ellipsis where most people use a period but no punctuation at all when ending one of your sentence/paragraph/abominations.

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WOW... cliff notes on the history here Bison?

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get them in while you can though

I can see the big turnaround coming:

You, wedged between your bed and the wall after an ill-advised post-masturbatory roll, unable to answer the bell for your early-mid-afternoon pizza, burn 840 calories failing to coax the delivery guy to mash your side of 12 jalapeno poppers through the screen on the bedroom window.

Scared straight and feeling slim after 2 hours without food, you craigslist yourself a personal trainer who'll accept 10 cases of mountain dew and milwaukee's best empties as a cash redeemable down payment on your new life.

It brings a tear.

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Funny....

...Im down 70lbs since Dec....but you are correct Im still fat....only 100 more to go, figure you guy 7 months or left

...hope you enjoy it

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WOW... cliff notes on the history here Bison?

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WOW... cliff notes on the history here Bison?

I don't like GambleGamble. He's really fat and posts retarded stories.

The rest just comes from my expansive love of people.

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WOW... cliff notes on the history here Bison?

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Easy...Im morbidly obese and BB hates fat people...I defend fat people, he hates that so he feels to need to TRY and bring me down so he can still wake up in the morning with a smile on his face and feeling good about himself...

...so we have had numerous amusing conversations derailing many threads over and over again...its fun

...my undertitle is if I remember correctly BB calling fat people 2nd class citizens so I ran with it...


...and in regard to the punctuation etc from the poster above...I could care less..I only type like this on here...Im not a [censored] retard or anything

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is there really a question here? obviously the answer is say nothing and let this sort itself out

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Thanks, your writings have a nice flow to them... RU a writer/journalist or just naturally gifted in verse and verbage?

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...

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Regardless of this BB vs. GG battle, I always find it sad that this guy has to be the only one left in the dark and now everyone knows except him.

That being said, I would hope someone else takes care of it in due time and everything sorts itself out without your involvement.

I would be pissed if I were that guy and would surely exact revenge in some way.

The bang-your-bitch-in-the-bathroom-while-you're-outside-at-the-bar is pretty much a beating.

I can't see how it's not a beating...

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I don't think you're much of a friend if you keep this from him.

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WOW... cliff notes on the history here Bison?

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Easy...Im morbidly obese and BB hates fat people...I defend fat people, he hates that so he feels to need to TRY and bring me down so he can still wake up in the morning with a smile on his face and feeling good about himself...

...so we have had numerous amusing conversations derailing many threads over and over again...its fun

...my undertitle is if I remember correctly BB calling fat people 2nd class citizens so I ran with it...


...and in regard to the punctuation etc from the poster above...I could care less..I only type like this on here...Im not a [censored] retard or anything

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BB likes fat people. He doesn't like you. No one cares that you're fat, but the dumb thing is hard to take. Also, I thought you were self-exiled from OOT because you wanted to hang out with adults.

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BB likes fat people. He doesn't like you. No one cares that you're fat, but the dumb thing is hard to take. Also, I thought you were self-exiled from OOT because you wanted to hang out with adults.

INTERNET FRIENDS 4 LIFE

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BB likes fat people. He doesn't like you. No one cares that you're fat, but the dumb thing is hard to take. Also, I thought you were self-exiled from OOT because you wanted to hang out with adults.

INTERNET FRIENDS 4 LIFE

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Stay gold pony boy.

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BB likes fat people. He doesn't like you. No one cares that you're fat, but the dumb thing is hard to take. Also, I thought you were self-exiled from OOT because you wanted to hang out with adults.

INTERNET FRIENDS 4 LIFE

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So when you and Daver ge married are you plannin on taking on his name or hyphenating? Id go with hyphenating...your parents might get made if they lose the name lineage

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BB likes fat people. He doesn't like you. No one cares that you're fat, but the dumb thing is hard to take. Also, I thought you were self-exiled from OOT because you wanted to hang out with adults.

INTERNET FRIENDS 4 LIFE

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So when you and Daver ge married are you plannin on taking on his name or hyphenating? Id go with hyphenating...your parents might get made if they lose the name lineage

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Chew.

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GambleGamble writes like Jim Rome speaks.

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GG,

I thought you self-exiled yourself from OOT after you pussied out of the survivor battle vs me when it was clear you were going to lose.

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Not to derail this thread from the BB/GG dramabomb, but if Mike is any kind of friend at all to me, you're damn right I tell him. If I know my friend's girl is [censored] someone behind his back, that's the right thing to do. He can then procede with that information as he pleases. Which probably involves dumping that whore, but that's his call.

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Tell Jack he F'd up and he should tell Mike. Then you should tell Mike that some stuff went on and he shouldn't hang around Jill anymore.

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If Jack is going around bragging about it you have to tell Mike, or you are playing him just like his bitch Jill.

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This guy probably deserves to be told on for bragging about it like that.

Also, I'm not exactly sure what happened but it's still possible this guy was just bragging about it even if he didn't do it, right?

GG's story is kind of hard to understand in parts.

Also, I'm thinking I'm probably not the only one who doesn't care at all about the BB vs. GG name-calling thing.