D-bag at Denny\'s
 

I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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Why is this so hard? You say "We were here before them" and play it from there.

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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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Or kill both of them immediately .

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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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i laughed out loud.

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Am I a law student worried about passing the bar exam? If yes, I do nothing even though it makes my blood boil. Otherwise...

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Edit: Molotov Cocktail Tip - If you're using a thick glass bottle be sure to score it with a glass cutter to make sure it shatters on impact.

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Steve probably thought you were with the party ahead of you.

Just be like "No, man we're not with them...we were next. We're Badass Mofo's, party of 2."

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wow, trouble interacting with other humans, Boolean?

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Is it possible the guy was just trying to get added to the list and not hop in front?

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B,

Steve? That doesn't sound very Mexican or Black at all!

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lol the moment I read the OP I saw exactly where this was headed...

Funny thing, because I HAVE been in this situation before but it's different. When she asks who was here next I would immediately speak up. Worst case scenario we talk at the same time and they realize that I was there first. I think the difference at Best Buy was the guy already went up and was in line and it would have made < 2 minutes difference, while in a restaurant it's a big difference.

Plus I love my food and let nothing get in between me and a meal.

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Oh yea, you are a badass in restaurants, I'm sure.

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Snap.

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It should be "an."

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Yeah the red X was clever, but the guy clearly needs to head back to grammar school.

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I'm waiting in line at Denny's for maybe about 2 minutes to get seated, and there are 1 or 2 parties ahead of me as well. The hostess is nowhere to be seen, and shortly afterwards 2 men come in and wait behind everyone else.

Eventually, the hostess shows up and says, "okay, so who was here first?" She recognizes the first group and put their name down. The guy behind me raises his hand and bellows "Steve, party of 2 mang". The hostess starts writing down his name.

What's your play here?

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i laughed out loud.

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as did i

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lol the moment I read the OP I saw exactly where this was headed...

Funny thing, because I HAVE been in this situation before but it's different. When she asks who was here next I would immediately speak up. Worst case scenario we talk at the same time and they realize that I was there first. I think the difference at Best Buy was the guy already went up and was in line and it would have made < 2 minutes difference, while in a restaurant it's a big difference.

Plus I love my food and let nothing get in between me and a meal.

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lies. You would've gotten a huge lump in your throat and proceed to piss your pants.

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Full-Metall - I pray that you get a lump in your throat this evening, only that it is an early symptom of thyroid cancer.

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It looks like the two guys that came in behind you assumed you were with the group in front. Just pipe up and say party of 2.. in front of steves group.

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Is it possible the guy was just trying to get added to the list and not hop in front?

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exactly what i thought

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Full-Metall - I pray that you get a lump in your throat this evening, only that it is an early symptom of thyroid cancer.

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Now that [censored] just ain't funny

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OP,

you are about to eat at Denny's.

No real need for the rush IMO.

That is,

until later when your meal is

exiting at ten times the pace.

I'd just give my name to the

hostess, and maybe mention it

to her that you indeed were 1st

privately, if you wish to avoid

a confrontation with teh strange

men.

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Full-Metall - I pray that you get a lump in your throat this evening, only that it is an early symptom of thyroid cancer.

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Why didn't you say this to the guy that budded you in line at Best Buy?? Surely, he was more deserving of vitriol than I am? You must be a big man to talk [censored] over the internet yet poo/piss your pants when girl scouts knock at the door.

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turn around...

have a stare-off with Steve for 10 seconds or so...

do nothing

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Unfunny.

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Let him go first and pull the Dumb and Dumber Seabass on them.

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OP,

you are about to eat at Denny's.

No real need for the rush IMO.

That is,

until later when your meal is

exiting at ten times the pace.

I'd just give my name to the

hostess, and maybe mention it

to her that you indeed were 1st

privately, if you wish to avoid

a confrontation with teh strange

men.

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WTF with the formatting? This isn't the Iliad

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OP was obviously worried steve would hurt him in ways only men could do. Just stand quietly until they've been seated and then hope you get a seat at the other side of the restaurant.

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Yeah the red X was clever, but the guy clearly needs to head back to grammar school.

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Full-Metall - I pray that you get a lump in your throat this evening, only that it is an early symptom of thyroid cancer.

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Why didn't you say this to the guy that budded you in line at Best Buy?? Surely, he was more deserving of vitriol than I am? You must be a big man to talk [censored] over the internet yet poo/piss your pants when girl scouts knock at the door.

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Hey, c'mon man......he glared.

HE GLARED!

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retake life 101

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focused,

your pwned to post count ratio has to be a 2+2 ratio.