Favorite thing to say when someone bitches : \"You sucked out\"
 

As a converse to the thread started on behalf of ABC-playing whiners, I see a need for the other side.... a thread for responses when someone like that complains in chat:

HOW COULD YOU PLAY THAT ?

'Lessons cost extra"
"Excuse me, I'm too busy stacking chips to talk right now".
"Nice hand"
"Thank you"
"Don't worry, you'll get it all back next time."

I generally play at low enough stakes I can afford to go headhunting against loud-mouthed, whining, ABC, wannabe table captains. Poker can be a lot of fun.

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I always laugh at them for calling the river bet/raise and tell them how terrible they are.

Usually I just challenge anyone that says anything to heads up higher?

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my standard response is 'HU higher stakes?' the acceptance rate for HU challenges so far has been like 5%

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I always say that I don't even look at my cards. Which sometimes is true.

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my standard response is 'HU higher stakes?' the acceptance rate for HU challenges so far has been like 5%

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I have found I had the same rate when people start berating me HU. These are the same people who also hit and run after they win a pot.

My usual line when people complain is "THX 4 UR $$$$ <//><"

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I just say: "Sup Bro?"

and then after he responds

"I am McLovin"

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/superbad.gif

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I rarely suck out, but I believe Abzurrred apologizes and asked the dude if he wants his money back.

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How do you expect me to win if i fold silly?

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I always berate myself or standard "CHOO CHOO"

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"I had a read"

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BOOM

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If I want to be a dick I set my FTP avatar to happy, and tell them "It's not my fault you suck"

"Poker is about everything but the cards" works wonders too

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i also like "I TARPED YOU SO [censored] HARD!"

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OH [censored] WRONG THREAD

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"lol"

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1/2 NL live game. I straddle for 4 bucks, and get 3 limpers around to me, including the Volcano Tilt dude at the other end of the table. I look down and see that I've woken up with QQ...so I raise to 20, which is pretty standard in this game. Volcano Tilt is my only caller. Hand plays out with me betting 2/3s of the pot the whole way, and MHIG. VT goes ballistic, screaming at the top of his lungs, but seems more angry at the world and poker than me, so I say nothing.

The next round, I straddle again. I get three limpers again, including VT. I look down and amazingly see QQ yet again. So...as before, I raise to 20, and VT is the only caller. Hand plays out precisely as it did the round before, and VT goes absolutely apeshit. He is screaming, cursing, and making the biggest scene possible. If this had been a real casino, I'm sure he would've been escorted out, but this was in a club game in Dallas, so you get a bit more leeway. Anyway, he's still raging, but starts to walk back to the table. As he does, he looks me in the eye and says,

"How the [censored] do you have Queens twice in the straddle???!!!"

Without thinking, I blurt out the first thing that comes to mind,

"That's just how I roll."

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"YEAH POCKET FIVES FOR LIFE [censored],MORE MONEY FOR MY GRILL FUND"

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"I play the man, not the cards"

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"im just here to gamble, yo"

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"I knew it was coming" is my personal favorite followed by "send the cheese". That always seems to tilt people like nothing else.

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Villian: Does anybody know the odds of what just happened there?

Me: Yeah mate, 50/50...it either happens or it doesn't

This one always gets a laugh

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'i had a feeling...'

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Awesome story

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"luck is important in poker"

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finally.

ppl flip out

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ROFLMAO

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All I ever say is "IM SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD".

Tilted some kid pretty hard today.

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That must calm them right down.

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"<//><" ????

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I've said this one a couple times since I saw it on these boards.
"Please insert more coins to continue"

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I always say that I don't even look at my cards. Which sometimes is true.

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this is fun, tell them you taped paper over your monitor and was trying to play based on action at the table

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Tutor me please?

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"dont worry about it ill tell your mom you already paid me for her"

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"psychic"

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"You've got to gamble to win."

-- Sammy Farha to Barry Greenstein (although Barry didn't whine)

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"best hand won"

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Holdem my friend.... is a 7 card game.

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thank you, come again

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...-hindu-apu.jpg

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misclick...

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"ez"