$0.03 into $40K in five days!!
 

You've all seen the same old $100 into $10K threads. So boring. I offer you a far more hardcore plan. I currently have $0.03 in my bankroll having withdrawn the rest because I'm taking a break from poker for a few weeks. My plan is to, instead of re-depositing, instead turn these 3 cents into over $40,000.

How will I do this you ask? Easy. I am currently registered in two tournaments: the Silver Freeroll and a $55 satellite into the Limit Omaha Hi/Lo FTOPS event (which I made in a super sat, didn't buy-in, so can't get the $55 back). On Saturday, I will win the Silver Freeroll. This will give me a little bit more than $2,000. Then, on tuesday, I will win my satellite, which will give me entry into the event, which I will play and win on that very evening.

$0.03 --> $40,000? Wish me luck, BBV! I will post progress reports.

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this isn't .03 into 40k, this is .03 + bunch of donkament credits into likely busto

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one
million
dollars

anything else is just fluff

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this isn't .03 into 40k, this is .03 + bunch of donkament credits into likely busto

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Oh man you're really gonna feel bad about this statement when he has 40k in a week and he starts staking degenerates.

Also, let us gogogo.

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They don't have a "silverstar freeroll" anymore newb.

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They don't have a "silverstar freeroll" anymore newb.

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It's not silverstar. It's silver. And clearly they do, because I'm registered in it. There's also a bronze, gold, and iron man. So why don't you just GTFO?

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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BAN

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why dont you withdraw the 0.03, and then youll turn $0.00 into 40k?

if your already registered in the donkaments, the .03 is irrelevant

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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that was a rude thing to say, and I dont think puppys can get AIDS.

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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that was a rude thing to say, and I dont think puppys can get AIDS.

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...and you know this to be true because?

How bout you attempt to pozz the puppy and the post a TR...

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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BAN

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Come on...not even a little chuckle...OP has given us a useless thread.

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[x]op is a cancernoob

@op can i stake you? i'd like to invest 0.01$ into your success and would accept 33% of your winnings. deal?

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If you try and busto your 3 cents you'll probably turn it into 40k without the donkaments.

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that was a rude thing to say, and I dont think puppys can get AIDS.

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well my kitty has aids so im sure its doable.

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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Such a doofus - nothing more

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the thread title is misleading, very disapointing content

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F

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GL, OP.

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the thread title is misleading, very disapointing content

[/ QUOTE ]Really,just judging by the post itself,if he turned it into a pack of cigarettes id be amazed.

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unless you're throwing some money on this happening, not interested (interesting in action, PM if you are).

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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Such a doofus - nothing more

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You are probably the type of person who listens to the Morning Zoo radio crap and laughs at all of the awful hack jokes...If you didn't laugh at my joke, you are probably a bore and I hope you drive your car into highway divider today.

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Them highway dividers have all sorts of cushiony barrel thingies now, so... nota so gooda.

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the thread title is misleading, very disapointing content

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Really,just judging by the post itself,if he turned it into a pack of cigarettes id be amazed.

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If you try and busto your 3 cents you'll probably turn it into 40k without the donkaments.

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Ask expert advice from Annette_15

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Them highway dividers have all sorts of cushiony barrel thingies now, so... nota so gooda.

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Damit you're right! Some barrels have water or sand in them...Ok, how bout "Drive your car into a forest fire"...it's original right?

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If you drive fast enough into the barrels, I'm sure something bad will happen.

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Alright, silver freeroll currently in progress at 1st break, i'm 67th with 311 to go at 3700 chips. GOGOGO!!!

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Mainly because of this awesome re-steal attempt...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3222154183: Silver $15,000 Freeroll (22617768), Table 18 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:37:07 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: Vizsla-Dog (3,162)
Seat 2: JasmineDC (4,435)
Seat 3: dutyman (4,190)
Seat 4: Sphere99991 (1,450)
Seat 5: serpenteen (940)
Seat 6: ILoveOprah (4,500)
Seat 7: bigmamajama (735), is sitting out
Seat 8: fundy23 (745), is sitting out
Seat 9: logbil (880), is sitting out
fundy23 posts the small blind of 40
logbil posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sphere99991 [6s 6h]
Vizsla-Dog raises to 280
JasmineDC folds
dutyman folds
Sphere99991 has 15 seconds left to act
Sphere99991 raises to 1,450, and is all in
serpenteen folds
ILoveOprah has 15 seconds left to act
ILoveOprah has requested TIME
ILoveOprah raises to 4,500, and is all in
bigmamajama folds
fundy23 folds
logbil folds
Vizsla-Dog folds
ILoveOprah shows [Qh Qd]
Sphere99991 shows [6s 6h]
Uncalled bet of 3,050 returned to ILoveOprah
*** FLOP *** [8d 5s 4d]
*** TURN *** [8d 5s 4d] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5s 4d 7h] [Jd]
ILoveOprah shows a pair of Queens
Sphere99991 shows a straight, Eight high
Sphere99991 wins the pot (3,300) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,300 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 5s 4d 7h Jd]
Seat 1: Vizsla-Dog folded before the Flop
Seat 2: JasmineDC didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dutyman didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Sphere99991 showed [6s 6h] and won (3,300) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 5: serpenteen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ILoveOprah showed [Qh Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: bigmamajama (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: fundy23 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: logbil (big blind) folded before the Flop

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Lol, can't believe you didn't just say freeroll donkaments into 40k. You're not even using the 3 cents.

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They were suited?

Full Tilt Poker Game #3222407525: Silver $15,000 Freeroll (22617768), Table 18 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:05:34 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: Vizsla-Dog (6,517)
Seat 2: skiier04 (460), is sitting out
Seat 3: dutyman (3,550)
Seat 4: Sphere99991 (3,320)
Seat 5: serpenteen (2,720)
Seat 6: ILoveOprah (4,975)
Seat 7: bigmamajama (35), is sitting out
Seat 8: Iwin145 (3,805)
Seat 9: logbil (40), is sitting out
Sphere99991 posts the small blind of 60
serpenteen posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
ILoveOprah has 15 seconds left to act
ILoveOprah folds
bigmamajama folds
Iwin145 folds
logbil folds
Vizsla-Dog raises to 420
skiier04 folds
dutyman folds
Sphere99991 raises to 1,380
serpenteen folds
Vizsla-Dog calls 960
*** FLOP *** [Jc 4s 2c]
Sphere99991 bets 1,940, and is all in
Vizsla-Dog calls 1,940
Sphere99991 shows [Ad Jd]
Vizsla-Dog shows [Kh Ks]
*** TURN *** [Jc 4s 2c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 4s 2c 2d] [7h]
Sphere99991 shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Vizsla-Dog shows two pair, Kings and Twos
Vizsla-Dog wins the pot (6,760) with two pair, Kings and Twos
Sphere99991 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,760 | Rake 0
Board: [Jc 4s 2c 2d 7h]
Seat 1: Vizsla-Dog showed [Kh Ks] and won (6,760) with two pair, Kings and Twos
Seat 2: skiier04 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dutyman (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Sphere99991 (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 5: serpenteen (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: ILoveOprah didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: bigmamajama didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Iwin145 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: logbil didn't bet (folded)

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I thought it was a reasonable play against that guy. Besides, come on... TOP TOP !!!

Oh well, omaha satellite here I come...

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I thought it was a reasonable play against that guy. Besides, come on... TOP TOP !!!

Oh well, busto here I come...

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Reasonable play? He just called a push with a scary board. He will call you will a solid hand. What are you moving him off there? Plus, he raised preflop. If you had jacks, you would have pushed them, based upon you prior play.

I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but playing these freerolls is a tough way to scratch out some cash.

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"I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but playing these freerolls is a tough way to scratch out some cash"

Esp if your a donkey.

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"I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but playing these freerolls is a tough way to scratch out some cash"

Esp if your a donkey.

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Reetee.

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I thought it was a reasonable play against that guy. Besides, come on... TOP TOP !!!

Oh well, busto here I come...

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i lold

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I thought it was a reasonable play against that guy. Besides, come on... TOP TOP !!!

Oh well, busto here I come...

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i lold

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I'm already busto. I don't have to go anywhere to get there... did you not read the thread title?

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Really,just judging by the post itself,if he turned it into a postage stamp id be amazed.

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