favorite thing to say in chat box when sucked out on
 

This could be interesting...

What is your favorite comment when someone puts down a horrible beat on you?

My personal favorite is "I hope it hurts when you pee"

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THANK YOU

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kudos

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I'm a retard who talks in chat

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I hope you die later today

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just "nh"

don't berate the fish

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your really good at poker

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CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!

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still have 3.5 months on my chat ban, but then ill be saying things like:

i hope ur mother dies of cancer

and another classic,

i hope your entire family gets cancer

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"well played"

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just "nh"

don't berate the fish

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h8

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"my god"

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There are a lot better things to say in the box when you suck out.

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yesterday, when i played 5/10 stud some guy one outed a straight flush on my me on 7th street. i usually don't write anything into the chatbox but i was so angry i typed "i hate you" into it then left the table and rejoined as an observer to see what he had to say. to my dismay, he typed "that was sweet" which made me even more furious.

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Ape [censored] piece of [censored]

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You outplayed me.

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Why do you and god both hate me?

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yesterday, when i played 5/10 stud some guy one outed a straight flush on my me on 7th street. i usually don't write anything into the chatbox but i was so angry i typed "i hate you" into it then left the table and rejoined as an observer to see what he had to say. to my dismay, he typed "that was sweet" which made me even more furious.

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This is hilarious.

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i bang the keyboard in frustration

nergoaerougbaerogub

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yesterday, when i played 5/10 stud some guy one outed a straight flush on my me on 7th street. i usually don't write anything into the chatbox but i was so angry i typed "i hate you" into it then left the table and rejoined as an observer to see what he had to say. to my dismay, he typed "that was sweet" which made me even more furious.

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Lol, what do you idiots who berate players THINK they are saying or thinking after you insult them? Do you think they're going "oh man, that guy was mad, I feel bad now, I am a bad person" or "oh wow he said for me to die in a grease fire, I feel bad about sucking out on him". Being a loser in the chatbox after you lose a hand just makes everyone else laugh at you and feel better.

Nothing like a thread where people are discussing their techniques for being bad losers.

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yesterday, when i played 5/10 stud some guy one outed a straight flush on my me on 7th street. i usually don't write anything into the chatbox but i was so angry i typed "i hate you" into it then left the table and rejoined as an observer to see what he had to say. to my dismay, he typed "that was sweet" which made me even more furious.

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Lol, what do you idiots who berate players THINK they are saying or thinking after you insult them? Do you think they're going "oh man, that guy was mad, I feel bad now, I am a bad person" or "oh wow he said for me to die in a grease fire, I feel bad about sucking out on him". Being a loser in the chatbox after you lose a hand just makes everyone else laugh at you and feel better.

Nothing like a thread where people are discussing their techniques for being bad losers.

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Who gives a [censored] what they're thinking. I just relish any chance to call someone a ape [censored] piece of [censored].

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Last suckout:
HERO: DONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
HERO: Worst players in Holdem here!
Villain: * U

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CHOOO CHOOO

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My favorite line is "Thanks for the money".

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nothing.

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your parents are brother and sister, it's not like you know any better

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nothing.

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I generally don't say anything when I get sucked out on, but if one person sucks out on another, I like to say "oh snap diggity" because it sounds funny.

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Last suckout:
HERO: DONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
HERO: Worst players in Holdem here!
Villain: * U

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chat like yours reminds me of what shortstacks say when they limp/minraise 33 and call a shove vs someone's KK, then tell the winner how bad his call was b/c you "played it like aces".

cliffnotes: lol gayest chat ever

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also, this was one of my favorite shortstack exchange after i called his 30bb shove w/ AK and beat his QQ.



jayt4o8: future.
jayt4o8: can you sned me some money back?
jayt4o8: like 5 dollars?
jayt4o8: so ic an play a tourney?
Dealer: futuredoc85, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: jeprox_d, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
futuredoc85: what?

Dealer: Game #11354762229: futuredoc85 wins pot ($15.20)
jayt4o8: can you sned me 5 dollars?
futuredoc85: no
jayt4o8: did you just realize what just happened?>
jayt4o8: you lucky piece of ****

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also, this was one of my favorite shortstack exchange after i called his 30bb shove w/ AK and beat his QQ.



jayt4o8: future.
jayt4o8: can you sned me some money back?
jayt4o8: like 5 dollars?
jayt4o8: so ic an play a tourney?
Dealer: futuredoc85, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: jeprox_d, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
futuredoc85: what?

Dealer: Game #11354762229: futuredoc85 wins pot ($15.20)
jayt4o8: can you sned me 5 dollars?
futuredoc85: no
jayt4o8: did you just realize what just happened?>
jayt4o8: you lucky piece of ****

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Classic! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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this is my normal line, but after a few in a row its either

as;dlgkaj
gajlgr
asgja
;fjgsa
dlj


or

n call

expert

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sigh

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lgkasjdf;lkasjdfk;ljdf;laskfjadsk;ljfas
fjads;flkjads;fklasjdf
aslfjla
s'ldfkjas;dkfjas;kdfjsakdf


^^^^^ i thought that was standard

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also, this was one of my favorite shortstack exchange after i called his 30bb shove w/ AK and beat his QQ.



jayt4o8: future.
jayt4o8: can you sned me some money back?
jayt4o8: like 5 dollars?
jayt4o8: so ic an play a tourney?
Dealer: futuredoc85, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: jeprox_d, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
futuredoc85: what?

Dealer: Game #11354762229: futuredoc85 wins pot ($15.20)
jayt4o8: can you sned me 5 dollars?
futuredoc85: no
jayt4o8: did you just realize what just happened?>
jayt4o8: you lucky piece of ****

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I lol'd at work

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dont be shy, rebuy.

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"Whats that? Oh sorry I didnt hear you I was too busy giving you all my chips!!"

(total ownage)

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I say nothing.

However, I do like to compliment the fish when they put some terrible beat on a tag. This usually melts the tag's brain, and the fish is happy and sticks around with his new "pal".

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"of f*cking course"